Crunchberries?

metaoblivia

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/offbeat/dpgo_Judge_Tosses_Crunchberry_Lawsuit_fc_20090608_2550822

Judge Tosses Crunchberry
Lawsuit

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - A woman lost her case against the makers of Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries. Janine Sugawara claimed she was deceived by the cereal’s marketing and packaging. She claimed she had been eating the cereal for four years under the assumption that the Crunchberries were in fact real berries.

I wonder, under what circumstances did this woman finally realize that crunchberries weren't real berries? When she went to Home Depot looking for Crunchberry plants? Has someone told her that Cap'n Crunch isn't a real captain? If not, this may not be the last we hear of her....

AnonoBoy

In other news:

A Californian woman took a moronic court case this week to prove that she is without a doubt, one of the stupidest, most gullible people on the entire west coast of America.

Janine Sugawara sued cereal company.......

Oh wait that's not other news, that's the exact same story.

Overheal

People will try anything to scrounge a bit of money these days, even apparently, public humiliation.

fecking crunchberries like :rolleyes:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Does this mean my case against the estate of Roald Dahl re: the Snozberries is now dead?

Senna

Americans (and plenty of other people) spend time thinking of how they can sue a company, even if that means showing themselves up as morons.

There was an American who drove down a motorway at 60mph in a campervan, he set the cruise control and got out of the drivers set to make a cup of tea. The camper crashed (surprise surprise) and he sued the company who made the campervan as it did not say in the manual that you cant get out of the seat while the vehicle is moving. He won thousands of dollars.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'm surprised nobody has ever sued the company who makes Polos, becuase their mints are much smaller than other varieties in terms of mass.

AnonoBoy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Does this mean my case against the estate of Roald Dahl re: the Snozberries is now dead?

Well I'm still holding out on that cash cow that is my case against the makers of The Neverending Story!

biko

Wait does that mean Burberry isn't a berry any more?

CrazyRabbit

I'm waiting for someone to sue boards.ie for allowing posting in the After Hours forum during the daytime.

Rowen Billions Package

Rowen Billions Package wrote: »

I'm surprised nobody has ever sued the company who makes Polos, becuase their mints are much smaller than other varieties in terms of mass.

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JuliusCaesar

I wonder has anyone ever offered her a dinkleberry?

Dozen Wicked Words

Or Dangleberries