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Just how do we stop Russel?

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  • 08-06-2009 5:54pm
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    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭


    tn2russellcrowe1.jpg




    this man. ive seen into his eyes. the beast within. he beat up my parents last week, then he went on a patented rampage and destroyed the family farm. he feasted on 100 sheep that night and took off in a combine harvester. im now afraid for the rest of my family and the world in general. i have a feeling the apocalypse is close and that his acting career is merely a front for his eventual rise to power. if anyone here is willing to put their height & weight issues aside i say we go after the beast. he needs to be stopped while he is still not at his most powerful. who is with me?


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    You are in PI, you want me to move this post out of here before a mod sees it and multiple reported posts get created?


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    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Gordon wrote: »
    You are in PI, you want me to move this post out of here before a mod sees it and multiple reported posts get created?

    yeah sure. would that many ppl really complain about it?
    i blame viri! she put me up to it


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    PI is a serious forum.


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    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Gordon wrote: »
    PI is a serious forum.

    lol


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    I like Russell.

    Jazzy, off to the asyleum with you


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the art of making pie,
    sealing filling
    with crinkled crimped pastry ring.
    The contents steep inside
    juices and fruit
    and spices kept under the crust.

    Under the arches pushed up be the steam
    escaping though slits cut across the crusting
    Rise
    Rises in whiffs
    That carry the smell of the concealed contents
    Rise to the brain
    That singles the spill of the salivary gland
    Rise while we're drolling
    Just for a taste of that hot pie filling
    I want the pie
    I want the pie

    The art of cooling air,
    piping and crisp
    set onto the window seal lips
    Delicious, It's gone she cried
    pie snatched away
    by thieves that were passing that way

    ...

    Pie is not like making cupcakes
    with a simple batter that's poured into a hole
    no, the dough must be rolled
    cut and pressed for the fillings it holds

    Pie is not like making cupcakes
    with a simple batter that's poured into a hole
    no, the dough must be rolled
    cut and pressed for the fillings it holds

    ...

    the bruises on the cherries
    melt into the pie
    the worms within the apple
    melt into the pie
    the sour of the lemons
    melt into the pie


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