Bathroom Breaks

cherryghost · 08-06-2009 1:43pm #1

So its a slow day at work, you're taking a few bathroom breaks.

Whats the most fun/strangest thing you do on your bathroom break? Admit that its one of the best times of day during work bar lunch/end of work!

I occasionaly hop the phone out and play a round of golf on a slow day.

Captain-America · 08-06-2009 1:45pm

Go on Boards.ie.

Pighead · 08-06-2009 1:47pm

Pighead brings a Bounty Bar into the cubicle and pretends his body is a conveyor belt. Stick the Bounty into the old mouth, then shout things like "Bounty coming through lads" Then after a realistic length of time push the number 2's out pretending that it's the bounty coming through the other side. It's not a great game but it livens the whole excreting process up slightly.

MayoForSam · 08-06-2009 1:47pm

Power-crap followed by power-nap.

PirateShampoo · 08-06-2009 1:47pm

Whack one out, then shake the boss's hand.

AnonoBoy · 08-06-2009 1:49pm

Pighead wrote: »

Then after a realistic length of time push the number 2's out

I like that you wait a realistic length of time. I always like a touch of realism in my bizarre, numbskullesque fantasies.

Captain-America · 08-06-2009 1:50pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead brings a Bounty Bar into the cubicle and pretends his body is a conveyor belt. Stick the Bounty into the old mouth, then shout things like "Bounty coming through lads" Then after a realistic length of time push the number 2's out pretending that it's the bounty coming through the other side. It's not a great game but it livens the whole excreting process up slightly.

You're a bit of an odd fellow, aren't you?

Guy:Incognito · 08-06-2009 1:52pm

Captain-America wrote: »

You're a bit of an odd fellow, aren't you?

If you take a minute to look at the situation, its actually you thats odd.

Captain-America · 08-06-2009 1:53pm

Explain.

Guy:Incognito · 08-06-2009 1:54pm

Captain-America wrote: »

Explain.

No explanation needed when your dealign with Pighead. It's just the way the world works.

Like when you come home to find Snyper in bed with your 12 year old sister and/or brother.

Schism · 08-06-2009 1:56pm

This might sound a bit odd but I generally have a ****e during my bathroom breaks... That's just me though.

Captain-America · 08-06-2009 1:57pm

Stekelly wrote: »

No explanation needed when your dealign with Pighead. It's just the way the world works.

Like when you come home to find Snyper in bed with your 12 year old sister and/or brother.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

bronte · 08-06-2009 1:58pm

sleep

WindSock · 08-06-2009 2:03pm

It takes me about 5-7 minutes to get to the toilet from my desk, so by the time I get there I like to relieve myself with minimum time for dilly-dallying. After I have wetted the beard, I will inform my boyfriend on my return journey via mobile phone that I am on a toilet break. I will make this excursion 2-3 times in the 8 hour day, thus concluding my contribution to this thread.

shenanigans1982 · 08-06-2009 2:12pm

WindSock wrote: »

It takes me about 5-7 minutes to get to the toilet from my desk, so by the time I get there I like to relieve myself with minimum time for dilly-dallying.

You really should have stopped typing at that point.:pac:

Quint · 08-06-2009 2:20pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead brings a Bounty Bar into the cubicle and pretends his body is a conveyor belt. Stick the Bounty into the old mouth, then shout things like "Bounty coming through lads" Then after a realistic length of time push the number 2's out pretending that it's the bounty coming through the other side. It's not a great game but it livens the whole excreting process up slightly.

No, it is. A possibility for the olympics in 2016?

Goduznt Xzst · 08-06-2009 2:30pm

In the building where I work there are more than a handful of nervous crappers, people who won't crap until the WC is empty or time their craps in between toilet flushes or tap and hand drier uses (I'm sure some of these people are reading this so yes others know what you are doing and you aren't hiding it

)

If I'm on the can and someone enters the cubicle next to me and I don't hear any noises, I assume it's a nervous crapper waiting for me to leave... thus begins the waiting game

I'll sit there, playing Tetris on my phone, to see how long they will wait without going.

Seriously, I usually have to give in, 15 minutes will pass by and nothing, people are that neurotic about bowel movement noises.

WindSock · 08-06-2009 2:32pm

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

You really should have stopped typing at that point.:pac:

My shoulder angel is on a break

possibley to wet her bear.....STOPPIT!

Black Swan · 08-06-2009 2:34pm

Don't forget to flush this thread when through.

Overheal · 08-06-2009 2:44pm

WindSock wrote: »

It takes me about 5-7 minutes to get to the toilet from my desk, so by the time I get there I like to relieve myself with minimum time for dilly-dallying. After I have wetted the beard, I will inform my boyfriend on my return journey via mobile phone that I am on a toilet break. I will make this excursion 2-3 times in the 8 hour day, thus concluding my contribution to this thread.

So because your job makes you walk 7 minutes to the loo you dont think you should be allowed a reasonable amount of time once you get there?

petes · 08-06-2009 2:47pm

WindSock wrote: »

After I have wetted the beard, I will inform my boyfriend on my return journey via mobile phone that I am on a toilet break. I will make this excursion 2-3 times in the 8 hour day,

That's very nice. Does he let you know when he is going to the bog?

monkeyfudge · 08-06-2009 2:55pm

WindSock wrote: »

It takes me about 5-7 minutes to get to the toilet from my desk, so by the time I get there I like to relieve myself with minimum time for dilly-dallying. After I have wetted the beard, I will inform my boyfriend on my return journey via mobile phone that I am on a toilet break. I will make this excursion 2-3 times in the 8 hour day, thus concluding my contribution to this thread.

Why aren't you on Twitter?? More of us could do with knowing about this stuff.

(I have free wifi if I use one particular toilet that picks it up)

Turd Ferguson · 08-06-2009 2:55pm

I like to make a dook in the urinals

ciagr297 · 08-06-2009 3:15pm

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Don't forget to flush this thread when through.

and wash your hands!

petes · 08-06-2009 3:18pm

I normally go for a wee wee. Seeing as the toilet is about 10 feet away it would be fairly noticeable if you were gone for a bit!!!

Dravokivich · 08-06-2009 3:21pm

I make that extra bit of effort while utilising my spare time responsibilly by using the Jacks next to HR for an almighty dump...

- Drav!

FlutterinBantam · 08-06-2009 3:38pm

I usually like to "cut rope" around 1030 when the bagel has filtered down.

If I'm particularly bored I might bunt a big 'un out and leave her to wallow in the dredge hole with possibly a small Polish flag proudly adorning the pinnacle.

They always blame the Poles around here:cool:

antodeco · 08-06-2009 4:05pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead brings a Bounty Bar into the cubicle and pretends his body is a conveyor belt. Stick the Bounty into the old mouth, then shout things like "Bounty coming through lads" Then after a realistic length of time push the number 2's out pretending that it's the bounty coming through the other side. It's not a great game but it livens the whole excreting process up slightly.

Id be more impressed if you left the bounty, slightly mushed down the bowl, and not flush. Cue next persons face/or the cleaners face.