Things that you always have bad luck with.

anniehoo

For me its cars! My first car got stolen and burnt out (i cried); my second cars head gasket blew up on Pearse St ( i cried...at the €2k repair bill); my third cars timing belt snapped...my own fault though and my current car is forever getting punctures,the most recent was last week! I swear i have bad car-karma!

What stuff is always causing you problems?

bleg

women

petes

anniehoo wrote: »

For me its cars! My first car got stolen and burnt out (i cried); my second cars head gasket blew up on Pearse St ( i cried...at the €2k repair bill); my third cars timing belt snapped...my own fault though and my current car is forever getting punctures,the most recent was last week! I swear i have bad car-karma!

What stuff is always causing you problems?

Women drivers.

Slow Motion

Being in government

Yours

The Greens and The PDs

Miguel_Sanchez

Girls who live in Scotland.

Pighead

There's a river in Dundalk and it's about fifteen foot wide. Every single time Pighead or his pals try to jump across it they fall slap bang into the middle of it, resulting in wet clothes and soggy socks.

We call it "The river of bad luck"

johnny_knoxvile

Winning the Lotto

Quazzie

Priests.


Sore subject is more ways than you think :eek:

Ardscoil Ris

Mixing up my Aids medicine with Jelly Tots. I'm forever doing that.

javaboy

Handing out Leaving Cert papers.

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netwhizkid

Canvassing for Fianna Fail, that erm didn't go too good.

Jason Mc

black cats

jape

anniehoo wrote: »

For me its cars! My first car got stolen and burnt out (i cried); my second cars head gasket blew up on Pearse St ( i cried...at the €2k repair bill); my third cars timing belt snapped...my own fault though and my current car is forever getting punctures,the most recent was last week! I swear i have bad car-karma!

What stuff is always causing you problems?

What kinda cars were they?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Drinking. I have the worst luck when I´ve been drinking.

anniehoo

jape wrote: »

What kinda cars were they?

1.Honda Civic
2.Opel Tigra (i know i know)
3.Toyota Starlet
4.Honda Civic (lesson not learned but theyre meant to be good cars apart from the joyrider robbable aspect)

mobius42

Slow Motion wrote: »

Being in government

Yours

The Greens and The PDs

Who?

Slow Motion

mobius42 wrote: »

Who?

Fictional political party I read about somewhere, could have been a starwars novel their larder was jabba someone!

nevisgod

being sober

mobius42

Slow Motion wrote: »

Fictional political party I read about somewhere, could have been a starwars novel their larder was jabba someone!

Jabba the Hut could hold a fair amount of food, alright.

banshee_bones

Men

loveissucide

Women
Finding work.

ciagr297

men

pasta sauces that say they have no cream in them (goes down and straight back up)

Turd Ferguson

I have bad luck with food poisoning. I got some but I dont know when I'm ever gonna use it.

Honey-ec

Picking queues. Doesn't matter how long or short it is, if I join it, the person immediately in front of me will have forgotten their wallet/credit card/PIN/want 17 Happy Meals, each with a slightly different non-standard request.

Same applies for lanes in traffic. There is some as-yet-unnamed law of phsyics that states that the lane I pick will immediately slow to a crawl, until I move out of it, whereupon it will immediately speed up again.

SwordsRed

Getting a job. Been trying for the last 3 years to find a summer job and only got lucky once when summer had nearly finished. I then had to quit that job to concentrate on the leving cert:(

bicardi19

Shouldn't your location be "breaking down all over baile ath claith"

Slow Motion

SwordsRed wrote: »

Getting a job. Been trying for the last 3 years to find a summer job and only got lucky once when summer had nearly finished. I then had to quit that job to concentrate on the leving cert:(

Welcome to your new reality! Take my advice and go to college

SwordsRed

Slow Motion wrote: »

Welcome to your new reality! Take my advice and go to college

Im in college. I still need a job though.

joes girls

MEN!!! never can get it right..........everything else in me little life is good:)

antodeco

Fapping. Always ends up like Theres something about Mary.

Snowie

Gear box's in my car's.....
Ive broken 6

minidazzler

joes girls wrote: »

MEN!!! never can get it right..........everything else in me little life is good:)

Then who the fcuk is Joe?

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Gear box's in my car's.....
Ive broken 6

That's not bad luck, you are obviously just a sh1t driver.

For me, it's my fingers. I am always cutting them. ust this morning I split my ring finger when changing a flat tire/

Snowie

minidazzler wrote: »

That's not bad luck, you are obviously just a sh1t driver.

/

Its was a fiat

LD 50

women.

joes girls

minidazzler wrote: »

Then who the fcuk is Joe

show joe the door some time ago now........see what i mean now when i say MEN!!!:)

barleybooley

Exams. But hey, law of averages must work in my favour at some stage, right?

Duggy747

I have horrible luck ranging from:

• Women (every single girl I have fancied or have been with has gone off to have long relationships with my worst enemies, absolute plebs!)
• I always jump into the longest queues where old women buy lottery tickets with 1 cent coins or people don't know how to use an ATM.
• Getting so close to getting decent jobs I'm over-qualified for only to be told it's been given to someone because of "their location" (that's happened 3 times in the last 2 months)
• Gardai pulling me over every second night asking for my details and what I'm at when I'm walking home from my mate's house at 1:00 at night.
• Gardai pulling me over and accusing me twice of crimes I haven't even committed.
• I'm sick every St. Stephen's Day, the only time I ever am in the year!!
• Any hairdresser I go to they always butcher my hair causing me to go to another hairdressers a week later.
• I'm can only grow facial hair on one side of my face.
• I'm going grey before I can even grow full facial hair.
• I don't normally get pimples but when I do get one it's the type you can't pop, sits on your forehead for a month in full view for everybody to see and seems to have it's own heartbeat.
• Group fights, even though I don't fight whenever I'm just standing there looking at the fight somebody throws something and it always accidently hits me on the head. E.g. Big, thick wooden barstool.
• The past 3 jobs I've had has made me redundant while the lazy gits in the workplace get to stay on.
• People are always stealing my jokes and ideas and getting credit for it :mad: (That one is the worst!!)

Christ, fùck my life!!

jigglywoo

I have bad luck with peeing while standing up

GiftofGab

anniehoo wrote: »

For me its cars! My first car got stolen and burnt out (i cried); my second cars head gasket blew up on Pearse St ( i cried...at the €2k repair bill); my third cars timing belt snapped...my own fault though and my current car is forever getting punctures,the most recent was last week! I swear i have bad car-karma!

What stuff is always causing you problems?

How was the snapping of the timing belt your fault? Mine snapped randomly on the m50 before, didnt know it was my fault.

weemcd

backing horses

minidazzler

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Its was a fiat

Ah, you poor thing! Who let you buy it? Shoot whoever sold you it. Always go Toyota, they are quite hard to break. (I don't drive or work for toyota but I am good a fixing cars!)

joes girls wrote: »

show joe the door some time ago now........see what i mean now when i say MEN!!!:)

I have to say, terrible choice of Username!! And, How you doin?

My worst luck is talking to people. I offend everyone I talk to by accident!

Steviewonder

netwhizkid wrote: »

Canvassing for Fianna Fail, that erm didn't go too good.

i went canvassing on behalf of a fianna fail candidate and i was warmly received! expected to get me bollix handed to me!

beertons

Duggy747 wrote: »

I have horrible luck ranging from:

• Women (every single girl I have fancied or have been with has gone off to have long relationships with my worst enemies, absolute plebs!)
• I always jump into the longest queues where old women buy lottery tickets with 1 cent coins or people don't know how to use an ATM.
• Getting so close to getting decent jobs I'm over-qualified for only to be told it's been given to someone because of "their location" (that's happened 3 times in the last 2 months)
• Gardai pulling me over every second night asking for my details and what I'm at when I'm walking home from my mate's house at 1:00 at night.
• Gardai pulling me over and accusing me twice of crimes I haven't even committed.
• I'm sick every St. Stephen's Day, the only time I ever am in the year!!
• Any hairdresser I go to they always butcher my hair causing me to go to another hairdressers a week later.
• I'm can only grow facial hair on one side of my face.
• I'm going grey before I can even grow full facial hair.
• I don't normally get pimples but when I do get one it's the type you can't pop, sits on your forehead for a month in full view for everybody to see and seems to have it's own heartbeat.
• Group fights, even though I don't fight whenever I'm just standing there looking at the fight somebody throws something and it always accidently hits me on the head. E.g. Big, thick wooden barstool.
• The past 3 jobs I've had has made me redundant while the lazy gits in the workplace get to stay on.
• People are always stealing my jokes and ideas and getting credit for it :mad: (That one is the worst!!)

Christ, fùck my life!!

Cheer up man, it could be worse!

I'm having bad luck with counting coins at the mo, accidently giving people to much.

Maddison

anniehoo wrote: »

For me its cars! My first car got stolen and burnt out (i cried); my second cars head gasket blew up on Pearse St ( i cried...at the €2k repair bill); my third cars timing belt snapped...my own fault though and my current car is forever getting punctures,the most recent was last week! I swear i have bad car-karma!

What stuff is always causing you problems?

Im the same with my car....bought it brand new & crashed it the following week into the back of a parked van(van was a write off & my car cost 9.5K to replace all bashed up parts)this was enroute to collect my son from school, same car exactly one year later carshed it pulling out of parking space after dropping son to school. Aghhhhh!

An Im pretty crap at relationships too.

sam34

i have a necklace that i no longer wear because the on three occasions that i did wear it, i had bad luck - failed a driving test, major bust-up at home and a spectacularly bad day at work.

i will never it again, but i dont want to dump it because my sister gave it to me for my 21st.

Maddison

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Gear box's in my car's.....
Ive broken 6

Men drivers:rolleyes::D

CrazyRabbit

Speling on forumms when I'm tyoing coments.

stiff kitten

PHONES: SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG WITH THEM. ON NUMBER 6!

EARINGS: I KEEP LOSING THE SECOND ONE AND IM LEFT EITH LOADSA ODDS..SAME WITH SOCKS...DOES THE WASHING MACHINE TAKE THE OTHER SOCK OR WHAT

WINNING AN ARGUMENT: I USUALLY BREAK DOWN LAUGHING WHEN IT GETS HEATED AND THEN THE OTHER AUTOMATICALLY WINS

STAYING THIN: CANT SEEM TO STAY THIN EVEN WHEN EATING HEALTHY

WINNING THE LOTTO: I GOT FOUR NUMBERS OUT OF SIX...AAAAAAAHH!
SO CLOSE YET SO FAR....

jape

anniehoo wrote: »

1.Honda Civic
2.Opel Tigra (i know i know)
3.Toyota Starlet
4.Honda Civic (lesson not learned but theyre meant to be good cars apart from the joyrider robbable aspect)

Ah cool, they are good cars (well except the opel) the reason I asked was sometimes people buy fiats/citroens/etc and then complain about their "bad luck" because the cars break down, clutch goes, timing belt, etc. That's not luck though because you can affect the outcome by reading up on cars and buying something decent (like most japanese cars, mazda, honda, nissan, etc).

I'll just say one last point on the honda civics, they are very good cars and engines but usually the previous owners have driven the sh1te out of them and there's abnormal wear and tear on the cars components. Maybe that's why you had problems tho?

anniehoo

GiftofGab wrote: »

How was the snapping of the timing belt your fault? Mine snapped randomly on the m50 before, didnt know it was my fault.

The car was 14 years old and i knew the timing belt had nevr been replaced so yeh was my fault for not asking to change it when it was serviced.

jape wrote: »

I'll just say one last point on the honda civics, they are very good cars and engines but usually the previous owners have driven the sh1te out of them and there's abnormal wear and tear on the cars components. Maybe that's why you had problems tho?

Mmm nope..just problems with robbin scumbag northsiders stealing and burning them out them thats all. No mechanical faults with either civic thats why i bought another one...if this one gets robbed im tellin ya there'll be trouble..mainly from the bank as i cant afford another car loan :mad:

Carsinian Thau

Women