Stab Reflex?

Raiser

Name the one person people who most provoke your stab reflex.

- Mine is are:

Ryan Tubridy.
Gerry Ryan
Pat Kenny*
Mary Hanafin
Batt O'Keeffe
Anyone in the Gween Pah-tay
Conor Lenihan
Conor Lenihan [In case of resusitation at the hand of a brilliant and truly gifted surgeon]


* May include mild shotgun treatment

Hank Scorpio

that rusell brand guy or whatever his name










CHRIST.

My name is URL

Katherine Lynch

Chunkylover

that sexy mary harney lass

crosstownk

Bill Cullen.

Captain-America

Cats of all forms. I hit one in the face with a slice of bread today. Long story. PM me for details.

SoupyNorman

Kerry Katona...

I'd cut her so bad, she'd wish I didnt cut her so bad.

Mimikyu

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Podge2k7

Pat Dolan off Setanta.

Mimikyu

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Captain-America

I foolishly thought cats like bread. So I was feeling charitable and said I'd feed this one stray that I found in the back garden a piece of bread. He just sat there and looked at it. And I thought "He's probably shy, he probably digs bread, but he's just terrified to come near me." So I threw it at him and hit him in the face with it. How high he jumped. Still didn't eat the bread though.

None of this animal rights shíte now, I was trying to feed the fúcker.

Dennis the Stone

Probably Tubridy as well. Or Chris Martin.

taidghbaby

Captain-America wrote: »

I foolishly thought cats like bread. So I was feeling charitable and said I'd feed this one stray that I found in the back garden a piece of bread. He just sat there and looked at it. And I thought "He's probably shy, he probably digs bread, but he's just terrified to come near me." So I threw it at him and hit him in the face with it. How high he jumped. Still didn't eat the bread though.

None of this animal rights shíte now, I was trying to feed the fúcker.

meh fool.....pussys dont like bread - they only want meat

Captain-America

You sound like you're speaking from experience.

Raiser

taidghbaby wrote: »

meh fool.....pussys dont like bread - they only want meat

Kitekat have 30 full time personnel working 24/7 on rotated shifts to produce a strap-on flavour for hungry pussies......

FearDark

Tommy Tiernan, not because Im a devout Catholic or anything, he's just not at all funny.

ronnie3585

Gerry Ryan.

Raiser

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Gerry Ryan.

Damn......

- Stay there a minute - editing original post; you could have 10+ candidates based on RTEs airwave-vegetable list alone.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Jade Goody.

/Damn you cancer for getting her first.

.

Bono - I would cut him and use his body as a drug mule while it was sent back to Denmark or wherever he pays his taxes these days.:mad:

Krieg

Justin Lee Collins

Harpie

nuxxx wrote: »

CHRIST.

Don't ya think he went through enough, what with the crucufixion n'all?

But seriously, the old ****er who always mutters under his breath at me in the canteen would get nicely sliced n diced:mad:

VinylJunkie

Joan Burton T.D.

Raiser

Deleted User wrote: »

Bono - I would cut him and use his body as a drug mule while it was sent back to Denmark or wherever he pays his taxes these days.:mad:

I think myself that Bono is more of an itch that can only be scratched with a shooting......

Numina

Men in knife costumes.

El Guapo!

Paris "Rat Face" Hilton :mad:

Dusty87

I would take part in this only we'd be here all week. Lost count after 50

Borneo Fnctn

That googley eyed black fellow from the Halifax ads. What a cundt.

Dusty87

Oh, another one, that child on the radio who wants to 'smoke 20 a day and get lung cancer, just like me da'. Bugs the **** outa me