Equality my...

veryangryman

That girls who swear thread is getting a bit out of hand. I have opinions, but want to start from a clean slate.

So, drumroll..........:pac:

This thread is dedicated to lines a man would never say to his missus, but a woman would say to her OH

"Your so immature - you need to grow up"
"Your so sexist"

Please feel free to add/comment. I want this to be longer than Santas list by days end

Also a general aside, how a guy can make a point in 1 sentence instead of 10 and how we take turns when talking to one another.

Let the slagging commence!

Kiera

This will not end well.

battser

Never call them a C*nt

veryangryman

Kiera wrote: »

This will not end well.

Was this an addition to the list? Because ive never heard a man say that either

This is a fun thread

tba

no need to be so happy about it

Dravokivich

... feminists are sexists too!

- Drav!

antodeco

IBTL

The L stands for Lesbians.

Gone Drinking

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Black Swan

veryangryman wrote: »

This thread is dedicated to lines a man would never say to his missus, but a woman would say to her OH

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" (May West)

WindSock

veryangryman wrote: »

That girls who swear thread is getting a bit out of hand. I have opinions, but want to start from a clean slate.

So, drumroll..........:pac:

This thread is dedicated to lines a man would never say to his missus, but a woman would say to her OH

"Your so immature - you need to grow up"
"Your so sexist"

Please feel free to add/comment. I want this to be longer than Santas list by days end

Also a general aside, how a guy can make a point in 1 sentence instead of 10 and how we take turns when talking to one another.

Let the slagging commence!

What a sexist post. I think you need to grow up.

Podman

WindSock wrote: »

What a sexist post. I think you need to grow up.

good example

Max Power1

An interesting point to note is that "sexist" is just one letter removed from "sexiest".

Gary ITR

veryangryman wrote: »

This thread is dedicated to lines a man would never say to his missus, but a woman would say to her OH

'You have a huge penis'

mobius42

Onkle wrote: »

'You have a huge penis'

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

jigglywoo

You have a hairy face

Wibbs

In general? OK One I've noted common to the ladies usually in or on the leadup to an argument; "You always do X" or "you never do X" X being her issue at the time. Always wrecked my head as it's not specific. For the most part it's all about the escalation of drama for effect. So "you never bring me out" actual translation = "You don't bring me out enough. I mean yes we went out three weeks ago but I'd prefer more" That's one I can't recall ever hearing a man say.

"I felt the "spark" for someone" is another one you don't hear men say. Translation = My subconscious totaled up his good points and tipped it into the go for it zone and I got horny". If you ask her why she felt it for this guy as opposed to another, they often can't give a good explanation why. It's mostly under the surface. They can be utterly surprised themselves and may even say, "he's so not my type but..". You dont hear many men describe a woman as "the one" either.

Different strokes and a diff take on life.

Professey Chin

You need new clothes

KeyLimePie

If I ever was married I'd tell my wife she was sexist

veryangryman

Wibbs wrote: »

In general? OK One I've noted common to the ladies usually in or on the leadup to an argument; "You always do X" or "you never do X" X being her issue at the time. Always wrecked my head as it's not specific. For the most part it's all about the escalation of drama for effect. So "you never bring me out" actual translation = "You don't bring me out enough. I mean yes we went out three weeks ago but I'd prefer more" That's one I can't recall ever hearing a man say.

"I felt the "spark" for someone" is another one you don't hear men say. Translation = My subconscious totaled up his good points and tipped it into the go for it zone and I got horny". If you ask her why she felt it for this guy as opposed to another, they often can't give a good explanation why. It's mostly under the surface. They can be utterly surprised themselves and may even say, "he's so not my type but..". You dont hear many men describe a woman as "the one" either.

Different strokes and a diff take on life.

Good points, but my thanks are not just for that. I find it hilarious the fact that your the mod of Personal Issues and Ladies Lounge.

Methinks there are parallels betwixt the two

Slow Motion

Is it in yet?

Rented Mule

It's not going to suck itself.

Podman

does my bum look big in this?

Podman

veryangryman wrote: »

... lines a man would never say to his missus, but a woman would say to her OH...

Do you love me, or are you in love with me?

allabouteve

Kiera wrote: »

This will not end well.

Didn't exactly start in a blaze of glory either.:p

Gummy Panda

"After dinner, you can stick it in my ass"

wat?

Pygmalion

WindSock wrote: »

What a sexist post. I think you need to grow up.

Are you saying he's being sexist by posting this thread or was that you're example of something that you could never get away with telling a woman?
I've honestly spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure that one out.