hello radio station researchers and journalists!

kumate_champ07

any jobs goin? im good at the google

Red_Marauder

hey ucd, can i have that masters degree?

<shakes>

this thing does work, yah?

artanevilla

Mention my name on the radio please, I can't afford the text rate, unless you want to give me a job!

kumate_champ07

ill try make up a really cool quote for mondays metro

bronte

Hello Steven Spielberg! Cast me please!

Karl Hungus

Hello pigs!

Any bacon going? I'm hungry.

kumate_champ07

bronte wrote: »

Hello Steven Spielberg! Cast me please!

nah, its only irish media reading boards.ie

bronte

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

nah, its only irish media reading boards.ie

Jim Sheridan then! :pac:

javaboy

Mrs. Rafferty's bake sale will not be on this Sunday as usual due to her untimely death. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

Ostrom

What happened, which hack was it this time?

2Scoops

Journalists: I have an opinion on a topical issue you wish to write about. I am in the 18-35 y demographic. PM me.

kumate_champ07

efla wrote: »

What happened, which hack was it this time?

thursdays metro, front page boards comments on junior cert english paper. and they even used twitter quotes!

Ostrom

Did they cite boards?

kumate_champ07

efla wrote: »

Did they cite boards?

ye they did, found it on the train and left it there.

Ostrom

Best place for it. Lazy sh***s

Rented Mule

efla wrote: »

Best place for it. Lazy sh***s

<<buzzing in to answer>>

An automatic toilet !!

Terry

Dear radio stations and newspapers, I have the inside track and can see the deleted posts.
The Admins won't know if I steal all the deleted material for stories and the deleted stuff is the best stuff.

Giz a job.

dr.bollocko

Dear army recruiters. I have short hair and lots of green clothes. I look good holding my imaginary gun. Please rescue me from this site and this country. Will die screaming for food.

javaboy

Terry wrote: »

Dear radio stations and newspapers, I have the inside track and can see the deleted posts.
The Admins won't know if I steal all the deleted material for stories and the deleted stuff is the best stuff.

Giz a job.

This only cheaper.

Rented Mule

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Dear army recruiters. I have short hair and lots of green clothes. I look good holding my imaginary gun. Please rescue me from this site and this country. Will die screaming for food.

....with his boots on.

Turd Ferguson

Dear Diary,

Today Freddy the star quaterback asked me out. Oh my God he is so dreamy. With his feathered hair and team jacket. I havnt kissed a boy yet but I hope he will be my first. He said he is going to take me to the movies and then we'll go up to make-out point. I sure hope daddy doesnt find out or he'll be furious and then he might stop me from going to Prom. Oh and I heard a rumor in school that Jenny McPeterson had an abortion. What a slut! I have to go now and watch 3's Company. Its such a neat show.

Goodnight xxxxx

Rented Mule

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Dear Diary,

Today Freddy the star quaterback asked me out. Oh my God he is so dreamy. With his feathered hair and team jacket. I havnt kissed a boy yet but I hope he will be my first. He said he is going to take me to the movies and then we'll go up to make-out point. I sure hope daddy doesnt find out or he'll be furious and then he might stop me from going to Prom. Oh and I heard a rumor in school that Jenny McPeterson had an abortion. What a slut! I have to go now and watch 3's Company. Its such a neat show.

Goodnight xxxxx

Turd ....for someone who grew up in America in that time period.

Brav-****in-O

You nailed it.

kumate_champ07

Rented Mule wrote: »

Turd ....for someone who grew up in America in that time period.

Brav-****in-O

You nailed it.

almost. left out 3rd base and going steady

kumate_champ07

Dear Diary,

Today micko the fine thing that plays midfield for ballyfermot fc asked to meet me in the park. Oh my God i went scarlet hes such a ride! With his skinhead and nike air max! I havnt gone all the way yet with a fella yet but i hope to get me hole tonite, he said he is gonna take me to the cinema in liffey valley and then we'll go up the wicklow mountains in his deadly honda civic. I hope me da doesnt find out or he'll go bleedin mental. Oh and I heard a rumor in school that Orla Ryan rode the maths teacher, what a lege! I have to go now and check me bebo, i got loads of pic comments!

Goodnight ))) XOXOXO :P

Sean@boards.ie

Dear Papers et al,

Please keep churning it out ala the metro to keep After Hours with topics other than "were did your user name come from" etc

In return you can copy the odd bollix off here :rolleyes:

Regards
Sean