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  • 04-06-2009 6:05pm
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    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,980 ✭✭✭✭


    Got sent the following in an email today.


    Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton , Bolton, do a big breakfast for £10.
    Eat it all in 20 mins with no drink to wash it down with and you get it free.

    Some guys went this lunch time (not for the challenge of free food, just to try it)
    It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms. No Chips !!!

    beforefry.jpg

    afterfry.jpg

    The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories - nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man..
    A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: "Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea.".


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    Ron DMC
    Registered Users Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    *want*


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    throw in a few rings of white pudding as well and you ahve heaven


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    Vinny-Chase
    Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Vinny-Chase


    The thoughts of that with a hang over would be feckin' delish. The reality of all that food...not so good :confused:


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    Random
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    The perfect hangover cure!


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    Gaspode
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    None of this impresses me until I see the empty plates and bloated guts.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I think I could take it! It's in England is it?


    I would just have to go on the tear the night before, Puke my guts up after finishing drinking and go in the next morning.

    As long as it comes with a good lash of Tea I would be perfect.


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    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    What's with the tomatoes? Wusses!


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    Seraphicblue
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭Seraphicblue


    i......think i'm in love


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    #10
    ms flywheel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭ms flywheel


    To quote my father

    "Jesus H Krispy Kreme Christ, that's some feed."


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    robtri
    Registered Users Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    What's with the tomatoes? Wusses!

    a feast of pork lies before you and you are looking for tomatoes... a Veg...I can't bring myslef to write the word in full...:eek: :eek: :eek:


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    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    robtri wrote: »
    a feast of pork lies before you and you are looking for tomatoes... a Veg...I can't bring myslef to write the word in full...:eek: :eek: :eek:

    No, no, no! I was pointing out that the perfect meal was being ruined by the presence of said veg!


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    robtri
    Registered Users Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    No, no, no! I was pointing out that the perfect meal was being ruined by the presence of said veg!

    thank god for that.... I was getting worried such a senior member here would be advocating the use of them...
    my apologies ...


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    raptorman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    Isnt it like one of those pics with two hot girls kissing and a guy in the far backround of the pic with a caption like: "if you noticed the guy I have some bad news for you"
    So to put it in context:

    If you noticed the tomato I have some bad news for you!!!


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    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    this makes my rasher sandwich 10 min ago seem insignificant


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    Ronan|Raven
    Registered Users Posts: 8,141 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    I'm going to Bolton.


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    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Has anyone managed to finish one though? I only know 1 man who could. He won a sausage eating competition in Sligo a few years back. 72 of those bad boys....:(


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    Squiggle
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    I don't see any fried bread on that plate ! WTF. :mad:


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    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    http://maps.google.com/maps?daddr=67+Market+St,+Westhoughton,+Bolton,+Lancashire,+BL5+3AG,+United+Kingdom+(Mario+Cafe+Bar)&geocode=%3BFUkWMQMdhILZ_yGUBu-Cuk6GJg&dirflg=&saddr=Manchester+airport&f=d&dq=mario's+cafe,+loc:+bolton&sll=53.548617,-2.522492&sspn=0.065686,0.203669&cid=2775992783288075924&ie=UTF8&ll=53.444717,-2.337341&spn=0.215116,0.441513&z=11

    Ryanair fly to Manchester.


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    JONJO THE MISER
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    Id manage to eat that but i dont eat eggs so if i could subsidute the eggs for more rashers then id do it.


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    #21
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Can you imagine the Fart you'd let after this :eek:

    21/25



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    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I'd give it a go...10 eggs..mmmm

    I know of a man ate 8 boiled eggs on easter sunday morning and went to mass, he went up for communion and when he opened his mouth wide to receive, he puked on the priest.........true story, all the drink the night before didn't help.


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    lorebringer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭lorebringer


    uch wrote: »
    Can you imagine the Fart you'd let after this :eek:

    Jaysus! Clear the room...

    Seriously though, this could do two people easily and both would be stuffed! And for a tenner ;)


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