Funny names

mink_man

i'm in secondary school, and we have a load of names for teachers!
MR Long (about 6ft 6)
Lesbian (smells her fingers)
Rhino, actually lesbians sister (looks like a rhino)
rat (has hairy arms, small and just looks like a rat!, he also shaves his arms!)
big hands (massive hands, not joking, boggest hands you will see)
ride (self explanitory)
pigeon (looks like a pigeon)
scarecrow (wears so much makeup..and shes old!!!)

ill add more if i can think of the rest!

any1 got funny names for bosses or anything?

this is the size of his hands, how do i get the pic to show up here!

Rabies

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mink_man

Rabies wrote: »

images are not allowed in AH.
Only links

sound, but why?

ibarelycare

mink_man wrote: »

Lesbian (smells her fingers)

How does this make sense?

Joeface

Hmmmm

I remember 2x4..... that tall and that wide

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

mink_man wrote: »

i'm in secondary school,!

really...?

mink_man

ibarelycare wrote: »

How does this make sense?

if you were a lesbian what would you be doing with your fingers? think about it!

AnonoBoy

mink_man wrote: »

i'm in secondary school, and we have a load of names for teachers!
MR Long (about 6ft 6)
Lesbian (smells her fingers)
Rhino, actually lesbians sister (looks like a rhino)
rat (has hairy arms, small and just looks like a rat!, he also shaves his arms!)
big hands (massive hands, not joking, boggest hands you will see)
ride (self explanitory)
pigeon (looks like a pigeon)
scarecrow (wears so much makeup..and shes old!!!)

ill add more if i can think of the rest!

any1 got funny names for bosses or anything?

this is the size of his hands, how do i get the pic to show up here!

You guys are crazy!

A teacher called Big Hands has, get this, Big Hands!!!! Brilliant!

And the really good looking one..... Ride!

Wow! Does it get any wittier than this?

Keep 'em coming OP!!!!

Rabies

mink_man wrote: »

sound, but why?

People were getting carried away in the past.
We have a sub forum of AH, call Cool Vids, Pics and Links.

By all means post the link to the image. Embedded images don't work in After Hours, but do in most forums.

After Hours is the spot for random discussions like your current thread

Rabies

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You guys are crazy!

A teacher called Big Hands has, get this, Big Hands!!!! Brilliant!

And the really good looking one..... Ride!

Wow! Does it get any wiitier than this?

Keep 'em coming OP!!!!

You were young once. We all did the same in school.

Bloody playground bully :pac:

mink_man

that was a link to the image of someone with big hands??

Elliemental

I was at school with a kid called Chris Peacock (say it fast).

DrumSteve

My school was awesome, some real characters teaching us:

Mr.Fritzl, we called him "joey the fritz" he was great at construction studies.

Mr.Aherne, Big Bertie, who was awesome at Accountancy, was mad correcting our papers cos our numbers kept on getting erased but he hadnt a notion where they went. Lmao!

Mr Adams well he was great at Irish History. We didnt have a nickname for him tho cos he'd find out real easy. He'd really drill the lessons into us though they were torture sometimes!

Um who else did I have...

cant really think of anyone right now. but my school was a real gas!!

OP your school sounds like a blast! Lesbian... rat...whatever next!

mink_man

Mr.Fritzl, we called him "joey the fritz" he was great at construction studies

my god, what did he do to ye?!

Gear9992

Used to be a teacher in my school that went around in a wheelchair,
and her nickname for 'Hot Wheels', horrible i know, but still funny

Rabies

mink_man wrote: »

Rabies, would you give me any indication as to why my other thread, "which would you do?" was closed??

Closed by the good Doctor himself. The thread is open season for a troll-tastic time.

More suited to The Cuckoo's Nest.

mobius42

mink_man wrote: »

Rabies, would you give me any indication as to why my other thread, "which would you do?" was closed??

You started a poll asking whether people would eat **** or eat pubes. Do you really need an explanation?

ibarelycare

mink_man wrote: »

if you were a lesbian what would you be doing with your fingers? think about it!

Eh....no, still doesn't make sense Why would a lesbian smell their fingers?

dr.bollocko

mobius42 wrote: »

You started a poll asking whether people would eat **** or eat pubes. Do you really need an explanation?

FWIW, he did.

mink_man

where would her fingers be???!!!
does any1 understand this???

dr.bollocko

mink_man wrote: »

where would her fingers be???!!!
does any1 understand this???

On the chalk?

ibarelycare

mink_man wrote: »

where would her fingers be???!!!
does any1 understand this???

Seriously what age are you? That's like calling a guy a straight man because he smells his fingers!

AnonoBoy

Rabies wrote: »

You were young once. We all did the same in school.

Bloody playground bully :pac:

How did you know that was my nickname? :eek:

Is that you Mr Dobson? (aka Dobsy)

easyeason3

mink_man wrote: »

where would her fingers be???!!!
does any1 understand this???

No most people don't understand this as they haven't tapped their first cousin & smelled their fingers after it.

God only knows the inspection your mickey will go through when you get the ride.

cardio,shoot me

man this op is giving the young people on boards.ie a bad name :P

phasers

The OP does not speak for all boards.ie teenagers.

I call(ed) my teachers sir and miss.

mink_man

thats cos ur a licka*se

brummytom

Our IT teacher, Mr Long; is always called Plong by everyone, it's his email address/personalised number plate (need i say anymore? He's so far up himself he's inside out)

And the maths teacher with a big long polish name, Skrakanowkiski or something, so he's just Skraggy.. nothing malicious

Apart from that, no... teachers are there to educate, not a source of derision

dr.bollocko

mink_man wrote: »

thats cos ur a licka*se

Banned.
Is there life in the thread after the OP?
Only you the poster can decide. C'mon. Vote with your keyboards. I reckon most of ye aren't registered for friday anyway.

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I reckon most of ye aren't registered for friday anyway.

I wish I knew what that meant

magenta73

my uncle was a tennis coach in my school, and to this day I still call him Uncle Tracksuit:D

peepeep

I vote this Worst Thread in Yonks.