Enjoy the beach did you

lostexpectation

i presume its the same all round the country

http://www.fingal-independent.ie/news/beach-visitors-to-get-caught-short-1758680.html

BEACH worshippers who need to answer a call of nature are set to find themselves caught short this summer.

Six public toilet facilities at Fingal beaches, which normally open during the busy summer season, will remain closed this year because the Government embargo on recruitment.

notice anyone standing motionless in the water?

phasers

Why does that sentence end with "Because"?


Also beaches are lame and a little piss never did anybody any harm

dlofnep

I've avoided the beach. Too many dead jellyfish, fat girls in bikinis and sand that is hellbent on melting the skin off your foot.

There's better ways to enjoy the sun - Like on dlofnep's boat, cruising up the river suir.

Jet Black

Who would be going near a beach seems as the nearest clean one is Galway*
















*source made up

dlofnep

Sounds about right Mask.

jester77

I still don't get the obsession with sitting and sizzling on the sand... a lot of strange people out there!

dlofnep

jester77 wrote: »

I still don't get the obsession with sitting and sizzling on the sand... a lot of strange people out there!

To turn painless pasty-white skin, into reddish painful skin.

galwayrush

I went to the beach to watch the Red Arrows, so yes i did enjoy it.:cool:

A few years ago, before we got the Mutton Island treatment plant, i remember seeing a guy dive into the water, and emerged with a turd on top of his bald head, never found out if it helped his hair re-grow.:D

Jet Black

jester77 wrote: »

I still don't get the obsession with sitting and sizzling on the sand... a lot of strange people out there!

The children love digging a hole and putting me in it or digging holes around the wheel of the car so I get stuck the little bastrds!

jester77

Mask wrote: »

The children love digging a hole and putting me in it or digging holes around the wheel of the car so I get stuck the little bastrds!

Send them out into the garden with a few spades and have dig holes for spuds instead

ejmaztec

I thought that this thread was started by a Mexican discussing the infidelity of his nymphomaniac girlfriend.

lostexpectation

reusing thread

The girl left with serious burns after she stepped on a discarded barbecue while playing on a beach, has been transferred to the burns unit at Our Lady's Hospital for Sick Children in Crumlin.
http://www.herald.ie/national-news/beach-burns-girl-could-need-skin-grafts-on-her-feet-1763136.html
poor girl stupid bbq'ers

Dancor

lostexpectation wrote: »

reusing thread

The girl left with serious burns after she stepped on a discarded barbecue while playing on a beach, has been transferred to the burns unit at Our Lady's Hospital for Sick Children in Crumlin.
http://www.herald.ie/national-news/beach-burns-girl-could-need-skin-grafts-on-her-feet-1763136.html
poor girl stupid bbq'ers

Sea water would have worked wonders on that.

phasers

Barbecue food is diggusting