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Enda Kenny - Political gigolo

  • 29-05-2009 9:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/elections/temperatures-rise-as-a-sunny-enda-reveals-his-days-as-a-sex-god-1749817.html
    It seems as if Enda was feeling slightly left out and was eager to let it be known that he too was a bit of a John Paul-style sex god back in the day.

    "When I stood in a by-election very many years ago, a woman from Connemara wrote to me and she offered me the 16 acres and the house if I'd go and make relations with her," he confided. John Paul almost fell out of his chair.

    "I haven't been offered any farms, Enda," he admitted.
    He certainly doesn't deny agreeing to her proposal.

    Although, I must admit that I can't imagine paying that hobbit for sex.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I would.

    Remind me of Ned Flanders.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭mal1


    I saw him in The Lincoln's Inn last week beside Trinity College. Had at least three pretty young ladies sitting around him and they looked eager;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    mal1 wrote: »
    I saw him in The Lincoln's Inn last week beside Trinity College. Had at least three pretty young ladies sitting around him and they looked eager;)
    The rumours I could tell you...;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Tell me! Tell me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Tell me! Tell me!
    Next time we see each other.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭mal1


    A french mate of mine came back from the toilet when we were in the Lincoln Inn and was telling us of this awkward Irish middle aged man who was trying to make conversation with him at the urinals. Next thing, Enda comes walking by and our French friend points to the stranger and identifies the perv from the loo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    mal1 wrote: »
    A french mate of mine came back from the toilet when we were in the Lincoln Inn and was telling us of this awkward Irish middle aged man who was trying to make conversation with him at the urinals. Next thing, Enda comes walking by and our French friend points to the stranger and identifies the perv from the loo
    He was probably measuring up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Next time we see each other.

    Yay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭paddyboy23


    this is the one man who will cost fg the next election no one likes him he just doesnt fit and every member of his party no that and wont stand up and say its time to move on edna hes rating is below 20per cent and its at its peak now wats it gona be in a year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭IIMII


    I was introduced to him once. He grabs one hand and shakes it and with his other he grabbed my bicep and started saying "big man, you must work out". :confused::confused::confused: Didn't know me from Adam, greatest load of ****e ever, whatever you might say to someone of my (fairly average) build, it's not "big man, you must work out". Strange, strange man, reminds me of what Pat Kenny would have been like if he had entered politics


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    IIMII wrote: »
    I was introduced to him once. He grabs one hand and shakes it and with his other he grabbed my bicep and started saying "big man, you must work out". :confused::confused::confused: Didn't know me from Adam, greatest load of ****e ever, whatever you might say to someone of my (fairly average) build, it's not "big man, you must work out". Strange, strange man, reminds me of what Pat Kenny would have been like if he had entered politics


    Wonder if our inda is an irish version of Purple Aki....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭tolteq


    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/elections/temperatures-rise-as-a-sunny-enda-reveals-his-days-as-a-sex-god-1749817.html

    He certainly doesn't deny agreeing to her proposal.

    Although, I must admit that I can't imagine paying that hobbit for sex.


    Enda Kenny will be the next Taoiseach. He better bloody stop whinging and get some real policies to sort this ****in Island out. Too bloody right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭IIMII


    Bambi wrote: »
    Wonder if our inda is an irish version of Purple Aki....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke
    Jeez, never heard of that type of carry on before.. :eek: It was really odd though, creepy. And I was looking rough that day. Ye have me thinking now...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Stimpyone


    tolteq wrote: »
    Enda Kenny will be the next Taoiseach. He better bloody stop whinging and get some real policies to sort this ****in Island out. Too bloody right.

    Enda Kenny is the reason this country is it the ****ter.

    If he wasn't leader of the opposition FF would have been voted out years ago. Does anybody in his party have a set of balls?.

    Pompous, Egotistical, Creepy old man imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,071 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    but the sap was rising

    I bet he was


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