If you could be a superhero....

pinkfeather

You could choose to be a superhero, what would you be called and what powers would you have.

Captain-America

Way ahead of you.

My name is URL

SuperTed, with the power of a soft foam filling and unrivaled logic

b12mearse

I'd call myself jimmy conway and my special powers would be kicking somebodies face in with my shiny shoes.

stepbar

SuperMa of course*

*Not true

4zn76tysfajdxp

Captain-America wrote: »

Way ahead of you.

Me too.

admiralofthefleet

i would be dangermouse (does anyone else think 6th looks like penfold)

pikachucheeks

I'd be called cupcakes.
I'd lure in my enemies by giving them amazing homemade cupcakes.
Then kick them in the face.
Twice!

Sharpshooter

Captain-America wrote: »

Way ahead of you.

Roland Scruffy Packaging wrote: »

Me too.

Captain-America wins this round Batman.
/you will have to be more vigilant.

Captain-America

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Captain-America wins this round Batman.
/you will have to be more vigilant.

Comin' atcha.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17059.jpg

b12mearse

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'd be called cupcakes.
I'd lure in my enemies by giving them amazing homemade cupcakes.
Then kick them in the face.
Twice!

Lure your enemies? You mean your victims! lol

Agamemnon

Captain-America wrote: »

Comin' atcha.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17059.jpg

Still a much better version of the costume than this: http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1228

Captain-America

Yeah, bastard doesn't even have a shield.

Cheap knock of me is all he is.

stepbar

Someone pick NAMA!!!

Tirabaralla

I'd be me, just much much much better.

af_thefragile

Over Nine Trillion!!!!!

Doctor DooM

The DooM demands that this pc hero only crap be removed from this thread.


For there is only one super powered being I would ever wish to be, and the uneducated world which surrounds him judges him to be a villian, even though his superior logic and knowledge clearly shows him he is in the right.

Doctor Doom, my friends, is the only choice in this game.



(maybe superman)

Puddleduck

Lady Orgasm.

Id make people come when I called.

That or Captain invisible so I can do bold things

Noopti

I would choose invisibility, for the same reason Karl Pilkington said he would choose it. So he could sneak into HMV before they closed, then wait all night so he could be first in the queue the next morning if he wanted to buy something.

General Zod

There's never a supervillain thread.

Doctor DooM

General Zod wrote: »

There's never a supervillain thread.

Join me. Together we could take over the world!


While watching each others back in case we betray one another, obviously.

seanybiker

I would be immigration dude from the steven lynch song - superhero.

*edit*
Didnt pick him for racist reasons . He the only one i can think of from the song

gaz38979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiIbsEE-Cz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0wMEQ6Hi78

LouOB

I am ready am but use my cloaking device so nobody knows how super I actually am

Professey Chin

Meltman!

With the power to MEEEEEEELLLLLLLTTTT!

General Zod

Zod needs help from noone. all shall kneel before Zod.

Professey Chin

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'd be called cupcakes.
I'd lure in my enemies by giving them amazing homemade cupcakes.
Then kick them in the face.
Twice!

Ah, the new face-kicker we ordered has arrived I see

AnonoBoy

Nice one gaz38979. Now half your posts on boards are those 2 videos.

Hrududu

Telekenisis, and I'd be called The Mover.

Of course I'd be a villain though, not a hero.

Doctor DooM

General Zod wrote: »

Zod needs help from noone. all shall kneel before Zod.

And then, stand before Zod.

Bah. Doom can take this world on his own!

minidazzler

I would be ass-rape dude, Aka The Priest.

My costume would be a black Gaberdeen with white collar.

My Power would be to ass-rape anyone by just showing them a packet of sweets.

My enemies would fear me because they don't want their back-doors broken in.

My Weakness would be my fatal attraction to pre-pubescent boys.

Professey Chin

minidazzler wrote: »

I would be ass-rape dude, Aka The Priest.

My costume would be a black Gaberdeen with white collar.

My Power would be to ass-rape anyone by just showing them a packet of sweets.

My enemies would fear me because they don't want their back-doors broken in.

My Weakness would be my fatal attraction to pre-pubescent boys.

I really gotta wonder who your arch-nemesis would be?

5318008!

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I really gotta wonder who your arch-nemesis would be?

No ass man (he ****s through a medically installed tube in his stomach).

Professey Chin

5318008! wrote: »

No ass man (he ****s through a medically installed tube in his stomach).

Meh.A holes a hole

minidazzler

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I really gotta wonder who your arch-nemesis would be?

Probably a gay guy who enjoys it!!! I would have no real power over him, so Superman I guess, everyone knows he's a steamer.