Phone Sex

My name is URL

I've been seeing a girl for like 2 days lol. Tonight she suggested that we have phone sex later on. I lol'd and she said she was serious. Naturally I agreed

Now I'm feeling a bit unsteady tbh.

wtf should I do/say..? I don't want to pay the call-charge either... and the house phone will be a hindrance imo, what with the cable and all

It's not the sex part... it's the phone part I'm worried about, so it's a tossup between Sex & Sexuality and Consumer Electronics on where I should have posted this... so I chose the middle ground =p

feylya

Step 1) Phone a taxi
Step 2) Have sex

Phone...sex

juma

Pick up the phone and tell her you want to pound her ****. Job done.

pebbles21

feylya wrote: »

Step 1) phone a taxi
Step 2) Have sex

Phone...sex

He doesnt want to pay for a phone call

hes hardly going to pay for a taxi:D

5318008!

Invest in a set of webcams .

galwayrush

5318008! wrote: »

Invest in a set of webcams .

and tissue paper, lots of it.;)

RoadKillTs

send her a call me message

Aidric

Reverse the charges.

whatduck

Wait till your just at the brink, than give her a ring, scream SUPRISE as you finish off, than hang up loudly.

mike65

Press button A or is it B? (where is the Clitoris anyway?!)

Overheal

http://www.google.com/search?q=phone+sex+conversation+examples&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

failing that press ctrl+alt+del, find her process and set priority to High.

giggity.

punk_one82

whatduck wrote: »

Wait till your just at the brink, than give her a ring, scream SUPRISE as you finish off, than hang up loudly.

Also known as phone-rape...

TheZohanS

Ah the cable...worried you'll do a Michael Hutchence on it?

stepbar

Give her ma a call first.

TheBlock

mike65 wrote: »

Press button A or is it B? (where is the Clitoris anyway?!)

This is why you should able to give multiple Thumbs up's....

My name is URL

feylya wrote: »

Step 1) Phone a taxi
Step 2) Have sex

Phone...sex

Love to

but she's in Limerick and I'm in Louth =(

sdanseo

My name is URL wrote: »

wtf should I do/say..? I don't want to pay the call-charge either... and the house phone will be a hindrance imo, what with the cable and all

Hold it in till the weekend so, free calls if youre both on the same network

My name is URL wrote: »

Love to

but she's in Limerick and I'm in Louth =(

Webcam FTW :P

Thomas_S_Hunterson

She's called all her mates around and they're going to stick you on speaker phone.

galwayrush

Sex on the dog and bone

colly10

Phone sex? **** that, just have a **** and wait for the weekend

phill106

Phone sex is bad!

http://nedmartin.org/amused/pics/hearing-aids.gif

AlmightyCushion

I tried phone sex before and I didn't really like it. I have a slider phone and ended up catching my foreskin in the slider.

Naos

stepbar wrote: »

Give her ma a call first.

Tell us stepbar, did you genuinely think that was funny? Did you think it was witty? Did you think it was an intelligent and insightful contribution to this thread?

Kinetic^

If you're paying for the call, to have phone sex as it where, does that make your girlfriend a phone hooker or a call girl?

jester77

Make sure you have phone protection!

stepbar

Naos wrote: »

Tell us stepbar, did you genuinely think that was funny? Did you think it was witty? Did you think it was an intelligent and insightful contribution to this thread?

Sex and Sexuality forum is that way --->

TheDoc

My name is URL wrote: »

I've been seeing a girl for like 2 days lol. Tonight she suggested that we have phone sex later on. I lol'd and she said she was serious. Naturally I agreed

Now I'm feeling a bit unsteady tbh.

wtf should I do/say..? I don't want to pay the call-charge either... and the house phone will be a hindrance imo, what with the cable and all

It's not the sex part... it's the phone part I'm worried about, so it's a tossup between Sex & Sexuality and Consumer Electronics on where I should have posted this... so I chose the middle ground =p

Well doesn't she have a keeper.....

If its that much effort, give me her address and I'll give her a good nackering on your behalf

Cheeky monkey

feylya wrote: »

Step 1) Phone a taxi
Step 2) Have sex

Phone...sex

step 3) ???

step 4) PROFIT!!

Masada

feylya wrote: »

Step 1) Phone a taxi
Step 2) Have sex

That's all well and good until you realise the driver is a big hairy bloke and not really yore type.

Captain-America

Seeing as you're cheap, are you familiar with the concept of webtext sex?

Does exactly what it says on the tin and you have the potential for 300 **** per month.

CreepingDeath

My name is URL wrote: »

I've been seeing a girl for like 2 days lol. Tonight she suggested that we have phone sex later on. I lol'd and she said she was serious. Naturally I agreed

Now I'm feeling a bit unsteady tbh.

Tell her to stick her phone on vibrate, and send her a short video of you licking the phones camera. There you go, an interactive vibrator for her.

2 stroke

I've never had phone sex, my phone is ugly.

NakedDex

Is that what that socket is for? No wonder my phone hasn't been charging.

stepbar

Captain-America wrote: »

Seeing as you're cheap, are you familiar with the concept of webtext sex?

Does exactly what it says on the tin and you have the potential for 300 **** per month.

After a while, the screen would get sticky with all that jizz. Couldn't be having that......

Abi

Wat? Louth? Limerick? Imagine the babies! How in blue fcuk did that happen, URL?

My name is URL

Abigayle wrote: »

Wat? Louth? Limerick? Imagine the babies! How in blue fcuk did that happen, URL?

It started with a kiss

never thought it would come to this

tbh

TheDoc

btw two days and your getting phone sex

Gratz

randylonghorn

5318008! wrote: »

Invest in a set of webcams .

My name is URL wrote: »

... I'm in Louth =(

Ah, hold on, one Koone was enough!!! :pac:

c4cat

My name is URL wrote: »

I've been seeing a girl for like 2 days lol. Tonight she suggested that we have phone sex later on. I lol'd and she said she was serious. Naturally I agreed

Now I'm feeling a bit unsteady tbh.

wtf should I do/say..? I don't want to pay the call-charge either... and the house phone will be a hindrance imo, what with the cable and all

It's not the sex part... it's the phone part I'm worried about, so it's a tossup between Sex & Sexuality and Consumer Electronics on where I should have posted this... so I chose the middle ground =p

Use skype, invite others and have a phone gang bang and its all free too

CianRyan

c4cat wrote: »

Use skype, invite others and have a phone gang bang and its all free too

Confrence call phone sex?
Once one person has free calls its free for every one.

If you have free texts, it's way easier. Stopping and replying is crap though, getting vibrations every minute or so on the other hand... :pac:

Sharpshooter

Wait till you are together make sure she has her phone and sext her.

K-9

Tried it on 11811. Eircom cut the connection.

My name is URL

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Wait till you are together make sure she has her phone and sext her.

I bottled it/.

Someone mentioned that she'd have her friends around listening to me fapping, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment tbh

She's thinking about coming up this weekend but I won't hold my breath

Mrmoe

Sounds like my kind of girl. If she wants phone sex give me her number and I'll do it.:D