Recession Busting Holiday Idea!

dellalog

Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

Joey the lips

and the conversation is flowing, you just talk about the first thing that pops up!

phasers

Too much sun is bad for you


too much skin on show is bad for everyone around you

Aidric

Oh dear.

Ali27

That would be great craic!!!! Loven that Idea!

dr.bollocko

phasers wrote: »

Too much sun is bad for you


too much skin on show is bad for everyone around you

Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.

big b

dellalog wrote: »

Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

....and no problems parking your bike....

Turd Ferguson

dellalog wrote: »

Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

I like your font!!

ejmaztec

"This is your first time on a naturist holiday, isn't it?"

"Yes, how do you know?"

"It sticks out a mile!"


:pac:

General Zod

Just turn up the termostat in your gaff for a week, save on the cost of travel.

AlmightyCushion

Where would you stay though? I suppose you could always just pitch a tent for the weekend.

Captain-America

dellalog wrote: »

Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

You're not though, are you? You just thought it would be a good topic idea.


For shame.

phasers

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.

I think I read that vitamin D helps it grow


get as much as you can son

easyeason3

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.

Can you imagine getting sunburn on your genitalia?
Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?
Now imagine trying to explain why theres half a ton of skin flaking off the said genitalia?

phasers

easyeason3 wrote: »

Can you imagine getting sunburn on your genitalia?
Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?
Now imagine trying to explain why theres half a ton of skin flaking off the said genitalia?

half a ton?

:eek:

easyeason3

phasers wrote: »

half a ton?

:eek:

I'm a flaker. I once had to get bandaged due to sunburn. Not a nice thing.

dr.bollocko

easyeason3 wrote: »

Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?

This is the point at which you lost me.

dellalog

I booked it 3 weeks of being naked:D

I have done the nude beach think before so its noting new to me