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Jeremy Kyle

  • 26-05-2009 10:29am
    #1
    Gillo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭


    Jeremy Kyle

    What a legend?
    What a hero?
    What a daytime TV guru?

    Anyone else here watch him? He's on TV at the worst possible time- 10:00 am, that's a nasty combo of bored housewives & arts students. The best thing about a day off during the is getting to watch JK.

    Of all the day time TV presenter's, he's fuc£in' ace, kicks more a$$ than the hoff on a a weekend binge of PCP, jagerbombs, sherbet dip-dabs.
    Chuck Norris, more like David Norris when compared to the Kyle.

    Ok, so he generally has complete scum on the show, but Jesus Christ on a bike and Holy St Mary Magdelene on the cross bar.

    Saying it like it is (sorry it's a pretty crap quality video)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVI90lFgXo

    JK, a legend is his own right??? 34 votes

    Jeremy Klye, so $hit hot, when he does a poo the toilet steams
    0% 0 votes
    Jermey Kyle, daytime TV? get a life?
    44% 15 votes
    Jermey Jyle the bastard lovechild of The Hoof, Chuck Norris & and Atari Jaguar
    32% 11 votes
    Ban Gillo
    23% 8 votes


Comments

  • #2
    siobhan.murphy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭siobhan.murphy


    makes me feel better about my life!!


  • #3
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Let me tell you something mate. I don't think you're a bad person, I just think you made some bad choices. We on the show are going to help you get the help you need.


  • #4
    Gillo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    siobhan.murphy wrote: »
    makes me feel better about my life!!
    True, but then you gotta compare yourself to scumbags, but hey if it does the job!!1


  • #5
    SpitfireIV
    Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    Ok, I have to admit, I quiet like the JK show, purely for its comedy! The people and the storys you hear on that show are amazing!!

    That episode you linked was fecking brilliant, it was only on Monday I think, he got really personal with that jackass, 'look at you in your shell suit!', lol.

    +1 for Jeremy!


  • #6
    Red Crow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,139 ✭✭✭Red Crow


    What a legend


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The episode with the two scouse gays is hillarious .


  • #8
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Oh I love Jermey Kyle! He's so brilliant, the guests on the show are hilarious!

    I heard the show's team scour the dodgiest council estates for guests...they do a brilliant job! Complete knackers on it!


  • #9
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    This thread is exactly what this forum was lacking.
    *cough

    He is such a legend, he deserves a million threads tbh.


  • #10
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    He's a legend in his own mind.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #11
    Hackysack
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    I was watching it this morning, the DNA test revealed that the chap wasn't the father.

    The smile that came across Jeremy's face as he demolished the girl for being a slapper made the entire episode worth watching. The man is brutal!!!


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  • #12
    rmchmufc
    Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭rmchmufc


    is there any need for two threads on this fool?


  • #13
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hackysack wrote: »
    I was watching it this morning, the DNA test revealed that the chap wasn't the father.

    The smile that came across Jeremy's face as he demolished the girl for being a slapper made the entire episode worth watching. The man is brutal!!!

    Of course, the smile that would have come across his face as he demolished the guy for dodging his reponsibility would have made the entire episode worth watching, had it gone the other way.

    Now Jerry Springer. THERE'S your legend. Kyle isn't kit to lick the dog poop off Springer's shoes.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #14
    kaz13
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭kaz13


    Spent a while at home, off sick, Jeremy Kyle was my hero, high point of everyday, what an utter legend. Only he says what everyone else thinks.


  • #15
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,988 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    kaz13 wrote: »
    Spent a while at home, off sick, Jeremy Kyle was my hero, high point of everyday, what an utter legend. Only he says what everyone else thinks.

    Everyone with an IQ of less than 80, maybe...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #16
    pcurls
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭pcurls


    put something on the end of it sweet!


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