Do you wish you were an animal sometimes?

tolteq

I wish I was a bird.

phasers

a simple operation can sort that out

Puddleduck

No, Im already a bit of an ass

Mr.Lizard

phasers wrote: »

a simple operation can sort that out

Yeah but you'll only look like an animal. You won't BE said animal. Much like Transexuals who are still the original sex they were born as, only now they have a lovely set of mutilated genitals for their troubles.

Rabies

to be honest you're a cock in my eyes

RHunce

tolteq wrote: »

I wish I was a bird.

+1

RATM

phasers wrote: »

a simple operation can sort that out

Is that why your sig was saying Not a man recently :pac:

af_thefragile

I think it'ld be cool to be a cat... they're cute and such...

But i think being a bird would be more fun. Something like a peregrine falcon...

O'Coonassa

Animal.

1. A multicellular organism of the kingdom Animalia, differing from plants in certain typical characteristics such as capacity for locomotion, nonphotosynthetic metabolism, pronounced response to stimuli, restricted growth, and fixed bodily structure.

No, I'd hate all that so much I'd probably have to go around pretending I wasn't :pac:

Rented Mule

The ability to lick my own nards might make it worth while.

Schism

http://members.lycos.co.uk/arizonabay/images/animal.jpg

Hell yeah, that guy could really jam.

phasers

RATM wrote: »

Is that why your sig was saying Not a man recently :pac:

You got me, the surgery went as planned. I should probably warn you guys that I now frequent Coppers under the Alias "Sarah". Ask all Sarahs for a full service history before you agree to a test drive.

Aidric

tolteq wrote: »

I wish I was a bird.

So did Nelly Furtado but you don't always get what you want in this life.

SoWatchaWant

tolteq wrote: »

I wish I was a bird.

In all seriousness, do you really wish to live outside the comfortable existence of society?

In the animal world, if you can't find food, you're dead and hardly anyone gets a shag, except for one alpha male and the females.

I know where I'd prefer.

O'Coonassa

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

In the animal world, if you can't find food, you're dead

:rolleyes:

http://www.sacredearth.com/Ezine/September2006/images/starvation.gif

phasers

O'Coonassa wrote: »

:rolleyes:

http://www.sacredearth.com/Ezine/September2006/images/starvation.gif

That kid is wearing sandals, he can't be that poor.

DrumSteve

I wish i was an animal so i could have sex outside (with myself) an not get arrested.

















































































Again.

O'Coonassa

phasers wrote: »

That kid is wearing sandals, he can't be that poor.

lol, invisible sandals? At least he doesn't belong to the animal world :rolleyes:

I'm an animal in the sack.

Baldie

I want to be a tree....

Overheal

Being an Eagle would be cool.

tolteq

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

hardly anyone gets a shag

well thats a bit like irish society now.

m3llowship

I hate when people say its a dogs life. I have two dogs and they sit around my house all day, they get fed and get adored by everyone that comes into the house.

Freaking dogs , they have it easy.....well mine do anyway!

tolteq

m3llowship wrote: »

I hate when people say its a dogs life. I have two dogs and they sit around my house all day, they get fed and get adored by everyone that comes into the house.

Freaking dogs , they have it easy.....well mine do anyway!

I agree.

SeekUp

m3llowship wrote: »

I hate when people say its a dogs life. I have two dogs and they sit around my house all day, they get fed and get adored by everyone that comes into the house.

Freaking dogs , they have it easy.....well mine do anyway!

Basically!

I think I'd be a cat though -- lots of dexterity, and a sly cunning way about them that dogs don't have. Plus, cats go all badass sometimes. It's pretty funny.

O'Coonassa

SeekUp wrote: »

Basically!

I think I'd be a cat though -- lots of dexterity, and a sly cunning way about them that dogs don't have. Plus, cats go all badass sometimes. It's pretty funny.

That's womens you're thinking of :pac:

Abi

Does it have to be like a complete change or can I change into this animal whenever I want?


I quite like the idea of turning into a ferret whenever I felt like it. That way I could run up guys trouser legs to find out if it would be worth my while visiting as a hooman :pac:

Caoimhín

Eh...

Are humans not animals?

Abi

Caoimhín wrote: »

Eh...

Are humans not animals?

Some are.

But we iz mammals

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

Does it have to be like a complete change or can I change into this animal whenever I want?


I quite like the idea of turning into a ferret whenever I felt like it. That way I could run up guys trouser legs to find out if it would be worth my while visiting as a hooman :pac:

i dunno about most blokes but if a ferret ran up my trousers Id be droping them fairly lively them things have got teeth..
If I was a animal Id like to be a bear abig grizzilly bear :cool:

SeekUp

O'Coonassa wrote: »

That's womens you're thinking of :pac:

Perhaps that's why my cat and I are such like-minded souls. :rolleyes:

da_shivsta

Nah I'd wanna be a bird. It's ok if I couldn't find food like then ya just hang around gardens and such till I'd get some bread or seeds. :rolleyes:

Caoimhín

Abigayle wrote: »

But we iz mammals

Sigh..

Species; Homo sapiens, => Order; Primates, => Class; Mammalia => Kingdom; Animalia.

Sharpshooter

You animal, Caoimhín.:P

Coriolanus

I could go for being a lion. The women do all the work, I get first pick of the food and all I have to do is get off my fat ass once a month and give the local horny teenage boys an ass kicking :pac:

ottostreet

I wouldn't mind being a cat. Just not in my house.

Apart from that, there's something about being a big horse that could be cool. Not a racing one, just a normal horse. I don't really know what they're for really. Glue?

Sharpshooter

Neigh,riding.;)

af_thefragile

ottostreet wrote: »

I wouldn't mind being a cat. Just not in my house.

Apart from that, there's something about being a big horse that could be cool. Not a racing one, just a normal horse. I don't really know what they're for really. Glue?

They even build windmills! :pac:

Nevore wrote: »

I could go for being a lion. The women do all the work, I get first pick of the food and all I have to do is get off my fat ass once a month and give the local horny teenage boys an ass kicking :pac:

That sounds like an excellent way to live!!
He became the king for no reason!

pmg58

An animal? No. Maybe a carrot or a stapler tho.

A7X

Im an animal I am

Mr.Lizard

pmg58 wrote: »

An animal? No. Maybe a carrot or a stapler tho.

You'd soon find out that it's not as easy as it looks.

DrumSteve

Caoimhín wrote: »

Eh...

Are humans not animals?

no, we is dancer.

Winnerd

Can't say I have. Maybe if I'd had a pet that I'd envied growing up.

omyatari

Mortal combat -> animality -> dragon -> bite btch colleague's torso off.