IT Nerds make the best lovers

watna

Just read this article:

Computer nerds make the best lovers, a British survey has revealed.
The anonymous study of 2000 British men and women puts IT nerds at the top of a list of lovers' occupations, The Sun newspaper reported.

IT nerds rated so highly because they were found to be the most selfless and adventurous lovers, as well as the most open to using "love gadgets".

People who worked in the fitness industry ranked low, being unlikely to use sex toys and also being rated the most selfish lovers, The Sun said.

Still, being buff has its advantages. Fitness workers in the survey tended to have sex more often than IT nerds, but not as often as office workers.

The survey also covered occupations in healthcare, catering, and education.

Link is here

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2433403/Nerds-make-the-best-lovers-survey/

What do you think? Are nerds selfless lovers? Are fitness instructors selfish in bed?

What do you think the profession with the most studs is?

I say nerds, ftw.

hussey

H0w ¥0µ Ð01n9?

Brimmy

Wasn't this a well known fact already?

Hell it explains why me and my mates manage to get girls :pac:

kingcantona

Gynecologist would make the best lovers... they are suppose to know where everything is after all

watna

kingcantona wrote: »

Gynecologist would make the best lovers... they are suppose to know where everything is after all

or prostitutes.

kingcantona

watna wrote: »

or prostitutes.

Not teenage ones auctioning off their virginity though

hussey

kingcantona wrote: »

Gynecologist would make the best lovers... they are suppose to know where everything is after all

Nah tax accountants are - they fuck you everytime

Overheal

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Rented Mule

As an IT professional who is married to a fitness instructor personal trainer, I have to refute all of these claims mentioned in the article *













*Help Me !! I am being held at gunpoint and being told to say these things !!

Mr.Lizard

It's like the male equivilant of fat chicks. IT'ers are better only because they have to try harder.

Not surprised that the Office Workers topped the poll for frequency either. I've always suspected that generally the amount of sex a person has (or wants to have) is directly proportional to how bored they are with their own life.

pickarooney

Fitness workers in the survey tended to have sex more often than IT nerds, but not as often as office workers.

Where do they imagine IT nerds work, if not in offices?

run_Forrest_run

pickarooney wrote: »

Where do they imagine IT nerds work, if not in offices?

the basement of such offices:)

OldGoat

It's because we* can get through the firewalls to the best pron sites, just for research you understand. Apparently the years and years of research is now bearing fruit. Go Nerds!


*I may or may not be claiming Nerdhood to make myself attractive to women.

kingcantona

The only sex the IT nerds are good at is cyber sex

Rented Mule

kingcantona wrote: »

The only sex the IT nerds are good at is cyber sex

Resistence is futile !!

Xiney

I think nerds are more sensitive and better listeners too.



Also, five years later and he's still so freakin' happy to have real boobs to play with. haha.

stovelid

Priests surely?

johnny_knoxvile

This is typical nerd propaganda...

If it's true, Bill Gates IS SEX! And he can find the G-spot quicker than Michelle de Bruin in a paddling pool!

Mr.Lizard

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

This is typical nerd propaganda...

If it's true, Bill Gates IS SEX! And he can find the G-spot quicker than Michelle de Bruin in a paddling pool!

As the Simpsons point out, "he didn't get rich by writing cheques". He actually got rich by given to the laydees 10 times a night.

BaconZombie

http://xkcd.com/333/


Edit:

And for the real Nerds:

http://www.virtualroadside.com/blog/index.php/2007/11/11/inspired-by-xkcd-mbr-love-note/

Overheal wrote: »

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Saint_Mel

kingcantona wrote: »

The only sex the IT nerds are good at is cyber sex

We call it Interfacing

CreepingDeath

kingcantona wrote: »

Gynecologist would make the best lovers... they are suppose to know where everything is after all

By that logic, do you think that a piano factory worker would be the best piano player ?
They know exactly were all the keys are, but doesn't mean they can get a good tune out of it.

johnny_knoxvile

Saint_Mel wrote: »

We call it Interfacing

so LOGGING ON must mean a sex act thats pretty depraved?

elyod

What exactly is an IT nerd?

I'm in IT and I'm the coolest guy I know.

WillieCocker

Women love them because of the size of their Hard Disks!!!!!:D

Loomis

*polishes his Bachelor of Computer Science and Software Engineering degree in it's glorious frame*

delllat

WillieCocker wrote: »

Women love them because of the size of their Hard Disks 3 and a half inch floppy!!!!!:D

:rolleyes:

Saint_Mel

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

so LOGGING ON must mean a sex act thats pretty depraved?

And bootstrapping involves some of those gadgets :eek:

Roadend

Does anyone know who was the IT guy that actually got laid which this article must be in reference to?

Apolloyon

kingcantona wrote: »

The only sex the IT nerds are good at is cyber sex

There are other kinds!!?!:eek:

DevilsBreath

delllat wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Come on 5 1/4 at least. good god what age are you.

WillieCocker

DevilsBreath wrote: »

Come on 5 1/4 at least. good god what age are you.

Still thinks it's the 80's.

delllat

DevilsBreath wrote: »

Come on 5 1/4 at least. good god what age are you.

i think your being very generous there,did youo forget theyre geeks ?

Redrocket

jesus im gettin horny just reading this!!

WillieCocker

delllat wrote: »

i think your being very generous there,did youo forget theyre geeks ?

Always preferable to a troll.:pac:

keen

Brimmy wrote: »

Wasn't this a well known fact already?

Hell it explains why me and my mates manage to get girls :pac:

Fat chicks don't count.

elyod

keen wrote: »

Fat chicks don't count.

Fat chicks need loving too, but they gotta pay.

Earthhorse

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

It's like the male equivilant of fat chicks. IT'ers are better only because they have to try harder.

Better is better.

Xiney wrote: »

Also, five years later and he's still so freakin' happy to have real boobs to play with. haha.

I dread to ask but...what was he playing with before?

Quackles

Hubby and I are both in IT, we should sell tickets to the floorshow. Or set up a website streaming our antics with our technical prowess. Multi talented!

couerdelion

There are 10 different kinds of people in IT.

Those who know binary and those who don't.

I'll get my coat....

johnny_knoxvile

Quackles wrote: »

Hubby and I are both in IT, we should sell tickets to the floorshow. Or set up a website streaming our antics with our technical prowess. Multi talented!

some Dr Hook playing in the background and lines like;

"you can turn me on and boot me up"
"my hard drive is 80 gig, whats that in inches?"
"its ok, you can stick you disc in, im virus free"
"is that a flash drive in your pocket?"

hey presto, you have a hit adult movie...

Turd Ferguson

I agree with it, IT people make the best lovers. I work in IT and I'm much better at having sex with myself than any female

<_<
>_>

Cuddlesworth

Fitness workers in the survey tended to have sex more often than IT nerds, but not as often as office workers

Because most IT related jobs involve desks like this. Its not so nice on cold rainy days.

Overheal

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

This is typical nerd propaganda...

If it's true, Bill Gates IS SEX! And he can find the G-spot quicker than Michelle de Bruin in a paddling pool!

Ehhhh.....

docdolittle

if(you.understand(this)){
you.get(girlfriend);
}

Overheal

it returned 0

Kinetic^

WillieCocker wrote: »

Women love them because of the size of their Hard Disks!!!!!:D

DevilsBreath wrote: »

Come on 5 1/4 at least. good god what age are you.

Look lads, it could be a 5.25 or 3.5 but you're both wrong, so long as you're using a solid state the women will always be happy!!!!!

orestes

kingcantona wrote: »

Gynecologist would make the best lovers... they are suppose to know where everything is after all

Nah, they look at them all day. I used to work in a burger joint and the last thing I wanted when I got home was to eat a burger, you see what I'm saying?

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

so LOGGING ON must mean a sex act thats pretty depraved?

Saint_Mel wrote: »

And bootstrapping involves some of those gadgets :eek:

I'm sayin' nuthin'