Molly Malone is Alive !

RATM

Its amazing the ingenuity some people will get up to when unemployed. This young filly was made redundant by the Blarney Folk Park* and was spotted at the Molly Malone statue today posing as Molly herself in order to make a few quid.

She didn't quite have the clevage of the tart with the cart but is a looker nonetheless.

I suppose its better than that 'oul boy in the Aran jumper at the statue who thinks he can batter a bodhran and make money off tourists. Or the two Spanish lads who have taken up dressing up leprauchan gear in order to make a few quid.

So what do you think of our modern day Molly ?


*probably not true

General Zod

Does she double as the invisible lady?

Naos

What do I think?

I think you're here over 2 years and thus should know the rules, now pics or GTFO!

RATM

Naos wrote: »

What do I think?

I think you're here over 2 years and thus should know the rules, now pics or GTFO!

sorry file didnt load, sorted now:p

BraziliaNZ

christ, that bodhran bloke, now this, it's just embarassing, there should be some kind of anti-tacky police that moves them on

ibarelycare

She could have shown more cleavage. That green shirt gives nothing away.

General Zod

she doesn't even have a cart.

At least the oul lad had a bodhran.

PirateShampoo

Christ, molly has hit hard times, them tits have sagged badly.

General Zod

That said, she could wheel my wheelbarrow, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

shenanigans1982

RATM wrote: »

Its amazing the ingenuity some people will get up to when unemployed. This young filly was made redundant by the Blarney Folk Park* and was spotted at the Molly Malone statue today posing as Molly herself in order to make a few quid.

She didn't quite have the clevage of the tart with the cart but is a looker nonetheless.

I suppose its better than that 'oul boy in the Aran jumper at the statue who thinks he can batter a bodhran and make money off tourists. Or the two Spanish lads who have taken up dressing up leprauchan gear in order to make a few quid.

So what do you think of our modern day Molly ?


*probably not true

She looks nothing like her....at least unbutton the shirt a bit and take the glasses off.

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Dublin forum tbh

Mr.Lizard

I have almost the exact same contingency plan in mind if ever I lose my job.

Basically my plan is to stand at the top of O'Connell St and cover my head in birdshít.

admiralofthefleet

how much money is she looking for in her box

Puddleduck

Times are hard. Boobs cost money

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General Zod wrote: »

she doesn't even have a cart.

Good god almighty, could you imagine the stink around the place if she had a cartload of cockles and mussels?

The southsiders wouldn't have it.

Come to think of it, shouldn't the statue be over at Moore Street?

General Zod

Des wrote: »

Good god almighty, could you imagine the stink around the place if she had a cartload of cockles and mussels?

The southsiders wouldn't have it.

Come to think of it, shouldn't the statue be over at Moore Street?

If they stuck it on moore street there'd be a fight every day between the oul wans over who'd put their fruit on the statue to sell from there, anmd while they were distracted a chinese phone card salesman would take the plot.

Aidric

RATM wrote: »

So what do you think of our modern day Molly ?

Not much. I was expecting a proper tart. Alive alive o me bollix.

Mr.Lizard

I wonder does she sell anything else besides cockles and mussels if ya know what I mean? Wink wink nudge nudge .... ya know like various other bivalvia such as oysters and scallops and maybe even some clams .... cos that'd be really convenient for me on my way home from work.

shenanigans1982

Des wrote: »

Good god almighty, could you imagine the stink around the place if she had a cartload of cockles and mussels?

The southsiders wouldn't have it.

Come to think of it, shouldn't the statue be over at Moore Street?

The Black people wouldn't have it.

boardinwork

That Molly statue is always giving me a semi :rolleyes:

General Zod

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

The Black people wouldn't have it.

Sure you never see Frances or Mary Black over there anymore.