cleaning help required,,,badly

poochie2009

Hey all,
im in serious need of help and im not sure am i in the right section but here goes. Last night,a big mug of tea splashed on a white painted wall and im wondering has anyone any tips on how to get the stain out??
thanks very much if you can save my bacon:)

Aidric

Try Barry Scott.

Vain

Water:rolleyes: Or just paint it white again

Heisenberg.

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admiralofthefleet

sugar soap from your local hardware

PirateShampoo

Use Jiff or Ciff or what ever its called these days. Just make sure its the white stuff u use and not Ciff Lemon.

SEPT 23 1989

move house

markok84

Urine will get that out.

PirateShampoo

Start a dirty protest untill the stain goes away.

javaboy

Tea is a base so just throw some acid on the wall and it will cancel it out.

Mr.Lizard

Could you not just squint your eyes and pretend it's not there?

Genghiz Cohen

Better still, pour tea into your eye, everything is stained then, or you'll be blind, I can't remember which...

K4t

I know how you feel OP: I spilt blood on my 200euro suit. Terrible stuff. Have to get it out. Be strong, be positive and you'll be ok in the end. K.

Puddleduck

Throw tea and wine all over the walls. Tell people its a theme. If they guess which one they win a prize.

Also..thats what you get for painting your walls white.

dr.bollocko

K4t wrote: »

I know how you feel OP: I spilt blood on my 200euro suit. Terrible stuff. Have to get it out. Be strong, be positive and you'll be ok in the end. K.

Thanks to the Irish legal system you have plenty of time to get the blood out before the court appearance.

ejmaztec

poochie2009 wrote: »

Hey all,
im in serious need of help and im not sure am i in the right section but here goes. Last night,a big mug of tea splashed on a white painted wall and im wondering has anyone any tips on how to get the stain out??
thanks very much if you can save my bacon:)

Is there any part of it that looks a bit like Jesus? If not, throw more tea at it until it does, and you'll make a mint out of the tabloids and the throngs of worshippers.

Turd Ferguson

Hang a picture over it to cover the stain. Something like this outgh to do it

johnny_knoxvile

Place a framed picture on the spot, using larger pictures for bigger stains.

Or you could what my little cousin did. She asked her mother for some plasters. Her mother thought she wanted them for her dolls. But when she went to my cousins room she found plasters stuck randomly around the room in an attempt to conceal the fact she had been drawing on the walls.

stovelid

Throw a mug of coffee over the tea stain. Apparently the biochemical reaction between both stains cancels out the original stain.

K4t

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Thanks to the Irish legal system you have plenty of time to get the blood out before the court appearance.

ha! No I'm just a man with no goals on a road to nobody knows. I'll leave you with that to poner now good night.

dr.bollocko

poochie2009 wrote: »

Hey all,
im in serious need of help and im not sure am i in the right section but here goes. Last night,a big mug of tea splashed on a white painted wall and im wondering has anyone any tips on how to get the stain out??
thanks very much if you can save my bacon:)

Dude you could skip the light fandango and turn cartwheels 'cross the floor.

But that'll probably only get it a whiter shade of pale.

Mr.Lizard

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hang a picture over it to cover the stain. Something like this outgh to do it

I think this picture would be better.

Melted M&M

Call for Kim and Aggie

CreepingDeath

poochie2009 wrote: »

Last night,a big mug of tea splashed on a white painted wall and im wondering has anyone any tips on how to get the stain out??
thanks very much if you can save my bacon:)

Blame someone else.
Say you invited in one of the following : Fianna Fail canvassers, Jahovah witnesses, the TV license inspector etc.

az2wp0sye65487

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this yet, as it was my initial reaction to the OP's question...

Can't you just gizz all over the wall and cover it up with that?

CreepingDeath

As "the Wise Woman" from Blackadder once said, you have 3 choices.

1. kill yourself
2. kill whoever you don't want to see the tea stain
3. kill everybody in the whole world

TPD

Ladies Lounge is that way

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Ok why has nobody said that yet.

LouOB

K4t wrote: »

ha! No I'm just a man with no goals on a road to nobody knows. I'll leave you with that to poner now good night.

Your on the HIGHWAY TO HELL
HIGHWAY TO HELL
HIGHWAY TO HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Dude you could skip the light fandango and turn cartwheels 'cross the floor.

But that'll probably only get it a whiter shade of pale.

Give it up dude. They're never going to give you your forum.

My name is URL

Tell people it's Padre Pio and watch the money roll in

dr.bollocko

LouOB wrote: »

Your on the HIGHWAY TO HELL
HIGHWAY TO HELL
HIGHWAY TO HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA

javaboy wrote: »

Give it up dude. They're never going to give you your forum.

Just scroll up and you can see the market. That's my argument.

phasers

I asked my mam and she said " you buy a new house"


You should listen to her, she's very knowledgeable

JimmyCrackCorn!

Vain wrote: »

Water:rolleyes: Or just paint it white again

Easy way is to paint it.