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Your first time?

IceICEbaby · 2009-05-20 19:24:34

Do you treasure the memory or would you rather forget it? :D First time sex was pretty good me thinks However when I gave the guy a blowjob, i still had braces. (I was 18). I thought everything was going fine (ha!)... Until he kind of half laughed/half winced and goes "Aaaah the foreskin!!!".... I'd scratched him with the…

20-05-2009 7:24pm

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IceICEbaby

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Do you treasure the memory or would you rather forget it?
First time sex was pretty good me thinks

However when I gave the guy a blowjob, i still had braces. (I was 18).
I thought everything was going fine (ha!)...
Until he kind of half laughed/half winced and goes "Aaaah the foreskin!!!"....
I'd scratched him with the metal.

Oh the shame...

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#2 20-05-2009 7:25pm

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IceICEbaby wrote: »

Do you treasure the memory or would you rather forget it?
My 'first time' was pretty good but i've had a few bad experiences...

First time I ever gave a guy a blowjob, i still had my braces. (I was 18).
I thought everything was going fine (ha!)...
Until he kind of half laughed/half winced and goes "Aaaah the foreskin!!!"....
I'd scratched him with the metal.

Oh the shame...

First time we gave blowjobs?

you'll be waiting a while...

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#3 20-05-2009 7:26pm

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I'll let you know when it happens

(sob)

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#4 20-05-2009 7:26pm

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This thread needs more MSPaint

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#5 20-05-2009 7:27pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055045591

/thread tbh

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#6 20-05-2009 7:27pm

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My first time was with the new girl in my class. Thats the perk about being a primary school teacher

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#7 20-05-2009 7:29pm

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IceICEbaby wrote: »

First time I ever gave a guy a blowjob, i still had my braces. (I was 18

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Braces hmm ...how erotic

My first time was random , totally unexpected but very memorable .

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#8 20-05-2009 7:32pm

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Latchy wrote: »

My first time was random , totally unexpected but very memorable .

Your first time was surprise sechs? Lucky you

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#9 20-05-2009 7:32pm

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It was at a house party. I was drunk, she was available and willing. I wasn't even attracted to her; I only did it in order to get the whole virginity thing out of the way.

Kinda regrettable, in hindsight, particularly as I had a wonderful girlfriend about six months after! I'd far rather have lost it to her, tbh.

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#10 20-05-2009 7:34pm

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I know a guy who was getting his first BJ on a bus coming home from a Club, guy in the seat behind lit yer ones hair, and when she felt it singe, she bit, and it must have been a hell of a bite because there was an awful amount of blood, so for one guy at least, that memory will stay forever.
Everybody was in stitches ( bar the girl of course), esp the poor guy.:D

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#11 20-05-2009 7:47pm

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I got a blowjob off a girl with braces once. Scary stuff. My first time was ok apart from having to change the sheets on my parents bed afterwards.

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#12 20-05-2009 7:47pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Your first time was surprise sechs? Lucky you

Oh if only I had known .

I could have baked a cake, and we could have ate it later

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#13 20-05-2009 7:51pm

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My first time involved the missionary position and brought accusations of fatherhood.

Great success all round

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#14 20-05-2009 7:55pm

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Mine involved very clumsy sex and was followed up by a pregnancy scare caused by her inability to count.Still dont regret it but jesus christ

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#15 20-05-2009 7:55pm

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IceICEbaby wrote: »

Do you treasure the memory or would you rather forget it?
First time sex was pretty good me thinks

However when I gave the guy a blowjob, i still had braces. (I was 18).
I thought everything was going fine (ha!)...
Until he kind of half laughed/half winced and goes "Aaaah the foreskin!!!"....
I'd scratched him with the metal.

Oh the shame...

Dayum!!!! Im after crossing my legs at that one!!

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#16 20-05-2009 7:59pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

My first time involved the missionary position and brought accusations of fatherhood.

Doesn't it always

My first was shiiiiiiiiiiite. But that usually is too. He got better at it though :pac: I was with him a little while, didnt want it to be a one-off experiment.

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