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Father's Day - MERGED

  • 20-05-2009 6:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭


    I think the woman had some explaining to do.
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520524,00.html

    A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.

    Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

    Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

    Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.

    Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

    "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I'm very shocked."

    "It is very crazy. Most people don't believe it can happen, but it can,” Genny Thibodeaux, Clear Diagnostics President, told the news station.

    When twins have two fathers, doctors call it heteropaternal superfecundation, according to myfoxdfw.com. It's so rare — there are only a handful of documented cases in the world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    What a slut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    One of them is thinking "alright 3 parents! More presents!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭evogirl


    wtf? :eek: talk about unlucky :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    evogirl wrote: »
    wtf? :eek: talk about unlucky :p

    Yeah, unlucky to get lucky twice within a few days.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yeah, unlucky to get lucky twice within a few days.:D
    I was about to say Its a Christmas Miracle but it was September 07. Drat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    DP - not all fun and games.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭evogirl


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yeah, unlucky to get lucky twice within a few days.:D
    or stupid to go ahead with the paternity test:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Yore da, no yore da.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Wtf? Why on earth did she have the test? Typical Jerry Springer America :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    whats the definition of confusion?


    fathers day in sherrif street!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Taken from http://news.ie.msn.com/world/article.aspx?cp-documentid=147427719
    A couple in the US is rearing the rarest type of twins in the world, they have different fathers.

    A couple in the US is rearing the rarest type of twins in the world, they have different fathers.

    Like most twins, 11-month-old Justin and Jordan have a lot in common.

    However they have different biological fathers and are half-brothers.

    Their mother, Mia Washington, had an affair that resulted in two babies, born at the same time, but fathered by two different men.

    The parents went to a DNA Lab in Texas after noticing the twins have different faces.

    Paternity tests revealed there is a 99.9% chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father and zero percent chance they do.

    Doctors call twins that have two different fathers heteropaternal super fecundation.

    There are only a handful of documented cases in the world.

    Medical experts say the boys are a miracle of science.

    Lab officials said they have never seen this type of result, nor do they expect to see it again.

    This happens when a woman releases multiple eggs during ovulation.

    If the woman has more than one sexual partner within the same time period, sperm cells can fertilise two separate eggs.

    The biological father of one of the twins said he has forgiven his fiancée's infidelity.

    He has vowed to stay with her and raise both boys as his own.

    Ms Washington says she takes full responsibility for her actions.

    She plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they are old enough to understand.

    She has no plans to tell the other father.

    Be warned people thats what happens when you have a 3some with two lads in your geeeeeeeeeee at the same time:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    The wonders of the modern woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    A couple in the US is rearing the rarest type of twins in the world, they have different fathers.

    A couple in the US is rearing the rarest type of twins in the world, they have different fathers.
    I like what you did there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Paternity tests revealed there is a 99.9% chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father and zero percent chance they do.
    Eh?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Paternity tests revealed there is a 99.9% chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father and zero percent chance they do.

    Were they willing to speculate on what the .1% other possibility was? Immaculate conception? The other twin is in fact just a sandwich?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    I like what you did there.

    :D Didnt even notice that. Works in well tho so im not going to edit it:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    This is the danger of having unprotected threesome sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The 2nd man she had sex with obviously had a stronger swimming sperm. She should stick with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    What if her partner is a chimera with one set of DNA in lefty and another in righty and when he shot off both barrels they ended up with two eggs fertilised by different DNA from the same guy?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 Milky Joe


    Medical experts say the boys are a miracle of science

    I doubt thats too comforting to yer mano who was cheated on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    There you have it. If you cheat on your man, take it up the gary just in case..:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Mingey


    There you have it. If you cheat on your man, take it up the gary just in case..:D


    Gareh? Gareh? Are you Ok? It's me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,617 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    "The RESULTS are IN! In the case of 11 month old twins Kwaneesha and Plokwanda.... you ARE the father. And .... er.... so is he!"

    More on Maury after the break.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    She knew what she was doing....Double the money she gets off the fathers for child benefits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,269 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Judge Judy will continue in a moment...


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