Said the word Gooch on The Gerry Ryan Show today.

m3llowship

For anyone that was listening to the Gerry Ryan show today. They were talking about piercings. I have a few "down south of the border", So I called up and told my tale mainly to shift some stigmas attached the genital piercings.

When I hung up the phone I got a call from my mother laughing her ass of as it took her quit a while to explain to my grandmother that it was another guy with the same name as me, who sounded exceptionally like me on the radio talking about such disgusting things!

Oh and I managed to say the word gooch.......I might put that on my CV?

seanybiker

ha ha ha. Your poor grandmother.

admiralofthefleet

should have said barse

Genghiz Cohen

National radio, all your friends and family recognised you, then you tell the internet...
What was your plan?

m3llowship

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

National radio, all your friends and family recognised you, then you tell the internet...
What was your plan?

Do I need a plan?

No plan, apart from hide my poor granny from finding out the truth about her Angelic Grandson!!

Poor Uncle Tom

But the stigma of talking to Gerry Ryan...! EEEowww:eek:

dr.bollocko

m3llowship wrote: »

Do I need a plan?

No plan, apart from hide my poor granny from finding out the truth about her Angelic Grandson!!

Dammit
OP is a dude.
Dude change your avatar. That is all.

He was talking about a Kerry footballer, otherwise known as "the scrotum"

derby7

But the stigma of talking to Gerry Ryan...! EEEowww

And leave him OFF your CV too........;)

admiralofthefleet

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Dammit

me too, i was going to say pics or gtfo:(

m3llowship

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Dammit
OP is a dude.
Dude change your avatar. That is all.

Did ya get a little bit aroused dr.bollocko.....?

Change my avatar i shall nay! Mrs. Rabbit is HOT!

dr.bollocko

m3llowship wrote: »

Did ya get a little bit aroused dr.bollocko.....?

Change my avatar i shall nay! Mrs. Rabbit is HOT!

Hot she may be.
Fictional certainly.
But at least her junk doesn't set off metal detectors at the airport.

This is my 7000th post.

There's only one thing for it.

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
7000.

m3llowship

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Hot she may be.
Fictional certainly.
But at least her junk doesn't set off metal detectors at the airport.

This is my 7000th post.

There's only one thing for it.

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
7000.

Rock it DB! Glad to be the vessel!

http://cache.virtualtourist.com/2284027-Toga_party_at_a_camping_site_of_Venice-Venice.jpg

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Hot she may be.
Fictional certainly.
But at least her junk doesn't set off metal detectors at the airport.

This is my 7000th post.

There's only one thing for it.

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
7000.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Saying it on the Gerry Ryan show is nothing. Slip it into conversation the next time Granny's over for dinner. At the table. That's be worth starting a thread about.

dr.bollocko

javaboy wrote: »

here.

Vain

javaboy wrote: »

Sneaky sneaky javaboy deleting Dr Bs posts so he only has 6.997

dr.bollocko

javaboy wrote: »

Did I goddamn well go deleting posts when you reached 10,000?
Did I?
Well?

DID I?

dr.bollocko

Vain wrote: »

Sneaky sneaky javaboy deleting Dr Bs posts so he only has 6.997

GOOCH.

Vain

dr.bollocko wrote: »

GOOCH.

UP KERRY

Poor Uncle Tom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is my 7000th post.

Just how many 7000 posts do you get to do?

JangoFett

Now Gerry Ryan knows about your meat and two veg...next stop, Ryan Tubridy!

Robbo

m3llowship wrote: »

For anyone that was listening to the Gerry Ryan show today. They were talking about piercings. I have a few "down south of the border", So I called up and told my tale mainly to shift some stigmas attached the genital piercings.

That they bestow some kind of charisma upon the piercee?

m3llowship

Robbo wrote: »

That they bestow some kind of charisma upon the piercee?

*gets served*........................boo hoo

GOD DAMN, I love the smell of an enthusiastic boardsie in the morning.

netwhizkid

G'wan the Gooch oh yeah!:cool:

Aidric

I bet Gerry was pulling the cob off himself during the OP's call.

Turd Ferguson

If this turn into another Gerry Ryan bashing thread I'm gonna f*cking freak!!!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

phasers

Gerry Ryan is so shite!1!!!1 Eh is teh lame and does afraid of anything!

Will

Hmm eh yeah, grrr *shakes fist*

phasers

Piercing snobs? Huh that's a new one

Will

Meh I'd a good laugh to be honest

Mossy Monk

Watch The Sunday Game and you can hear about a Gooch every week.

m3llowship

altered......

Here have these instead

http://www.top-dogs-names.com/images/cute-puppies.jpg

Will

Not trying to serve anyone, and not trying to be a keyboard warrior either.
you said it wrong, and it annoyed me. I'm by no means an expert, and I never mentioned post counts, they've nothing to do with it.

If my post annoyed you or upset you I do apologise and will edit or remove it.

m3llowship

now a PM

Will

And all sorted

m3llowship

*m3llowship and Will return from the depths of a PM convo friends forever*


AH says...................................GAY!

Will

back to the gerry ryan bashing or wherever it was going

FlutterinBantam

m3llowship wrote: »

Do I need a plan?

No plan, apart from hide my poor granny from finding out the truth about her Angelic Grandson!!

Big fookin deal Man.

So ya got yer flapper stapled huh??

2009 here not 1959:rolleyes:


Put a hook up yer japs eye and come back to us.

Jeesh

stovelid

Wtf is a gooch? Is it like a gooter?

Forgive ignorance. Genuine question.

FlutterinBantam

The biffers bridge, the barse, slip the hand under the nutsack and the nipsy and feel the damp bit of real estate dividing them.

that's the gooch.

Always give her a tip of Caldescene powder to prevent wineglow.

tends to be a bit of a grease trap.


The goother would be more towards the front and puckered.

Poor Uncle Tom

Jeees, WAY too much information..
I just swallowed my breakfast....again..!

MonicaBing

phasers wrote: »

Piercing Knobs? Huh that's a new one

fixed that for ya:D