Klingon Anti-Virus

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Scan your PC for viruses, spyware, adware, Tribbles and zero-day threats

Now even Klingon speakers can scan their computers for security threats.

Use Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that your existing protection might have missed. The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus software. Phasers can be left set to stun.
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Test your existing anti-virus protection

* Scans without the need to uninstall or disable your existing anti-virus.
* Runs on Windows 2000/XP/2003/Vista.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.
* Uses a single scan to detect viruses, spyware and adware - including zero-day threats.
* Updates automatically for 30 Galactic standard days.

Contact

Questions about Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus? Contact us at klingon@sophos.com and we'll do our best to help. Telephone support is only available at interplanetary rates.
Legal

No copyright infringement is intended on our part for the Star Trek terminology and expressions that are held by Paramount, the estate of Gene Roddenberry or of any others.

http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/

BoB_BoT

wow, just wow. I was expecting star trek t-shirts, mugs, collectables but an anti-virus.... in klingon at that... won't someone thinking of the geeklings!