Girls aren't nosey, they're noisy!!

mal1

I live in a sandwich-type apartment with a girl living above me and beside me. I go to bed at night listening to the high-heels on wooden floors above me and wake listening to Morning Ireland on RTE Radio 1 beside me. It’s a nighmare!

The girl above me wears her heels all evening until she goes to bed (between 12pm and 1am). The girl beside me likes to listen to her downstairs radio in the morning (7pm) while she powders her nose upstairs in her room. That gives me about 6 hours sleep or else ears plugs every night.

Why do people dream their way through their existence with absolutely no consideration for others? Wake up and think!!!

I’m finding it hard to type since I nearly broke my hand this morning banging on the wall. I totally lost it. Thankfully my girlfriend convinced not to go over, I’m sure it’s not a nice feeling to have punched a girl.

Next time, I’m making sure I’m living beside lads. At least the noise comes all at once on a Saturday or Friday night/early morning and doesn’t grind you down slowly over the week.

Rant over. I’m going back to work.

WillieCocker

:pac:

You know what they say......."Girls......they wanna have fu-hun"

Get a ghetto blaster and record your wettest, squelchiest, bassiest farts.
Play them back on a nightly looping basis whilst you have your earplugs in.:D

Vain

They are more than likely trying to drown out the noise of you flapping off listening to them.

Snowie

easy fix

girl up stairs first.....

*knock knock*

Hi i live below you, do you think you could walk with out your high heals on ? because I have to listen to it below me Im not saying you an inconsiderate bitch Im just saying it driving me mad... thank you.

girl down stairs ....

*knock knock*

Hi i live a bove you and every morning im awoken buy your radio now im not calling you a inconsiderate bitch tho you do wake me up ... thank you....


......

Id be about a blunt as spoon if i was in your position

AnonoBoy

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

easy fix

girl up stairs first.....

*knock knock*

Hi i live below you, do you think you could walk with out your high heals on ? because I have to listen to it below me Im not saying you an inconsiderate bitch Im just saying it driving me mad... thank you.

girl down stairs ....

*knock knock*

Hi i live a bove you and every morning im awoken buy your radio now im not calling you a inconsiderate bitch tho you do wake me up ... thank you....


......

Id be about a blunt as spoon if i was in your position

Yeah but they won't listen to him if he says the above because they'll be too busy pointing out his spelling mistakes.

(I'm a cranky f*cker this morning)

connundrum

Thats what ya get for living in an Irish built apartment.

Offer both the chance to explore the 'sandwich living' idea in your bed.

Sean Quagmire

Install a bowling alley in your apartment

Abi

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

easy fix

girl up stairs first.....

*knock knock*

Hi i live below you, do you think you could walk with out your high heals on ? because I have to listen to it below me Im not saying you an inconsiderate bitch Im just saying it driving me mad... thank you.

girl down stairs ....

*knock knock*

Hi i live a bove you and every morning im awoken buy your radio now im not calling you a inconsiderate bitch tho you do wake me up ... thank you....


......

Id be about a blunt as spoon if i was in your position

No no no no. He needs to break into the two apartments :pac:

Apt1: When sure she is gone to work, break in and snap off all the heels on her shoes. leave a pair of slippers and a note saying you will be back for the pair she had on her if she doesnt take heed of the warning. Steal some knickers.

Apt2: When sure she is not home, break in and fill her her bath. Run extention lead into the bathroom with radio plugged in and switched on. Dump radio in bath. Leave a set of earphones. Steal some knickers, then be on your merry way.

Problem solved I think.

Morrisseeee

I live in a sandwich-type apartment with a girl above me and beside me

you lucky sod !!

The girl above me wears her heels

mmmmm....interesting !

The girl beside me likes to listen to her downstairs radio in the morning

as you do, after a tough night !

I’m finding it hard

luck you, .........again !

OldGoat

Swop flats with the girls above you.
OR
Earplugs.
OR
Stop being a whingy mutt and get on with your life.
OR
Ask your GF to sort it out for you.
OR
Take advice from the folk here in AH

petes

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Yeah but they won't listen to him if he says the above because they'll be too busy pointing out his spelling mistakes.

(I'm a cranky f*cker this morning)

That's presuming they can point out spelling mistakes from speech.

S.I.R

id be chatting the both of them up.


so i would end up trying to... " fix a creek in her back " all night...


who needs sleep anyways ?

3qsmavrod5twfe

Abigayle wrote: »

No no no no. He needs to break into the two apartments :pac:

Apt1: When sure she is gone to work, break in and snap off all the heels on her shoes. leave a pair of slippers and a note saying you will be back for the pair she had on her if she doesnt take heed of the warning. Steal some knickers.

Apt2: When sure she is not home, break in and fill her her bath. Run extention lead into the bathroom with radio plugged in and switched on. Dump radio in bath. Leave a set of earphones. Steal some knickers, then be on your merry way.

Problem solved I think.

Brilliant.

Abi

Mariam Silly Stitch wrote: »

Brilliant.

Who has the patience to be nice anymore :pac:

AnonoBoy

Insurgent wrote: »

That's presuming they can point out spelling mistakes from speech.

Silly me, I missed that one important detail. Boy do I feel stupid now. Thanks for pointing that out Insurgent. Jeez.... can you imagine how embarrassed I am right now?

Partizan

Well at least OP you should be grateful that is all your female neighbours are doing. I lived above a couple for 18 months and any night they had sex, well you could hear it screams, banging and all.

WillieCocker

Partizan wrote: »

Well at least OP you should be grateful that is all your female neighbours are doing. I lived above a couple for 18 months and any night they had sex, well you could hear it screams, banging and all.

What was wrong with that?

OldGoat

Partizan wrote: »

Well at least OP you should be grateful that is all your female neighbours are doing. I lived above a couple for 18 months and any night they had sex, well you could hear it screams, banging and all.

Audiofile or GTFO

[-0-]

Is your misses a screamer? Have a good loud romp next to the walls to piss them off... never know, if they get turned on you could have a foursome.

Kinetic^

Tell her that while you prefer your woman to keep the boots on, it would be nice to try something different every so often.

3qsmavrod5twfe

mal1 wrote: »

I live in a sandwich-type apartment with a girl living above me and beside me. I go to bed at night listening to the high-heels on wooden floors above me and wake listening to Morning Ireland on RTE Radio 1 beside me. It’s a nighmare!

The girl above me wears her heels all evening until she goes to bed (between 12pm and 1am). The girl beside me likes to listen to her downstairs radio in the morning (7pm) while she powders her nose upstairs in her room. That gives me about 6 hours sleep or else ears plugs every night.

Why do people dream their way through their existence with absolutely no consideration for others? Wake up and think!!!

I’m finding it hard to type since I nearly broke my hand this morning banging on the wall. I totally lost it. Thankfully my girlfriend convinced not to go over, I’m sure it’s not a nice feeling to have punched a girl.

Next time, I’m making sure I’m living beside lads. At least the noise comes all at once on a Saturday or Friday night/early morning and doesn’t grind you down slowly over the week.

Rant over. I’m going back to work.

Have you considered staying with a friend for a night and accidentally leaving your "Cradle of Filth" CD on constant replay at full volume. These things happen...

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

No no no no. He needs to break into the two apartments :pac:

Apt1: When sure she is gone to work, break in and snap off all the heels on her shoes. leave a pair of slippers and a note saying you will be back for the pair she had on her if she doesnt take heed of the warning. Steal some knickers.

Apt2: When sure she is not home, break in and fill her her bath. Run extention lead into the bathroom with radio plugged in and switched on. Dump radio in bath. Leave a set of earphones. Steal some knickers, then be on your merry way.

Problem solved I think.

:eek:

never thought of that

tho i think id gratify my self in there mayo to

RonMexico

Wait until about 1am and first thing you do is slam the door of your apartment then start shouting and roaring. Take of your belt and start lashing it against the wall and scream out "I'll batter you to death you ****ing bitch." Jump up and down with your boots on, and make sure that you also shout -"Nobody can ****ing hear you here, this is the end of you" Keep screaming and shouting and lashing the belt off the walls. Then go really quiet and sit on the couch with a beer. Your silly neighbours will no doubt have called the Guards and when they arrive invite them in and make sure to crack a few jokes about the stupid twats living beside you.

Repeat as necessary until they fcuk off.

veryangryman

mal1 wrote: »

I live in a sandwich-type apartment with a girl living above me and beside me. I go to bed at night listening to the high-heels on wooden floors above me and wake listening to Morning Ireland on RTE Radio 1 beside me. It’s a nighmare!

The girl above me wears her heels all evening until she goes to bed (between 12pm and 1am). The girl beside me likes to listen to her downstairs radio in the morning (7pm) while she powders her nose upstairs in her room. That gives me about 6 hours sleep or else ears plugs every night.

Why do people dream their way through their existence with absolutely no consideration for others? Wake up and think!!!

I’m finding it hard to type since I nearly broke my hand this morning banging on the wall. I totally lost it. Thankfully my girlfriend convinced not to go over, I’m sure it’s not a nice feeling to have punched a girl.

Next time, I’m making sure I’m living beside lads. At least the noise comes all at once on a Saturday or Friday night/early morning and doesn’t grind you down slowly over the week.

Rant over. I’m going back to work.

I was going to suggest not living in the sardine can that is Dublin, but your location suggests your a Louth man.

So, probably just move somewhere with better soundproofing. Thats what i did and ive never looked back

OldGoat

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

:eek:

never thought of that

tho i think id gratify my self in there mayo to

Ah now hang on. Stealing panties, breaking heels, electrically wireing up the bath, thats all good fun but messing with the food! Thats just wrong.

Snowie

OldGoat wrote: »

Ah now hang on. Stealing panties, breaking heels, electrically wireing up the bath, thats all good fun but messing with the food! Thats just wrong.

I blame my prevous co worker's for twisting my mind so deeply....

the_syco

OP: you sir, are an inconsiderate person!

Take a Monday off work, and get your friends over for some Wii Bowling, full blast. Start off Sunday at around 10pm, and do so until 3am, then do some karaokee.

When they complain, ask if they'll stop making noise every other day, and you'll consider it...

TheZohanS

1. Download special effects album
2. Pick out dog barking track
3. Hook up to sound system
4. Stick it on repeat
5. Turn volume up so it's loud enough to be annoying but not loud enough for the cops to be called
6. Leave apartment for weekend
7. Wait for neighbours to complain and if they don't repeat til they do.
8. When neighbours do complain say that high heels etc must be disturbing your mutt.

Quazzie

TheZohan wrote: »

1. Download special effects album
2. Pick out dog barking track
3. Hook up to sound system
4. Stick it on repeat
5. Turn volume up so it's loud enough to be annoying but not loud enough for the cops to be called
6. Leave apartment for weekend
7. Wait for neighbours to complain and if they don't repeat til they do.
8. When neighbours do complain say that high heels etc must be disturbing your mutt.

The guards can't do anything about noisey neighbours. They can come and request that you stop making the noise but thats as far as their powers go. Noise is technically a pollution and is therefore under the authority of the local county council to enforce. As they close early friday until Moday morning feel free to freak out for the whole weekend without any reprocussions

chickenhawk

Partizan wrote: »

Well at least OP you should be grateful that is all your female neighbours are doing. I lived above a couple for 18 months and any night they had sex, well you could hear it screams, banging and all.

Worst 'I lived beside joseph fritzel' post ever!

mal1

Thanks for the suggestions but i have a problem implementing most since my wrist is getting increasingly sore during the day (from the wall, i should add).

I think there is a wider issue here regarding the inherit behaviour of most of our native ladies who range in the age profile of the mid-teens to late twenties. They are noise junkies who dislike being in a room with no noise. Silence makes them aware of their loneliness!:( Hence most of these junkies are single ladies living in one-bedroom apartments. I believe that hooking these girls up with some male attention may reduce their early morning noise tendencies. What I need to do is find some single blokes for the girl to the side and the girl above.

By the why, i'm a Louth man living in an apartment in Dublin and it doesn't come cheap even with the recession so i need to get this sorted.

genericguy

Partizan wrote: »

Well at least OP you should be grateful that is all your female neighbours are doing. I lived above a couple for 18 months and any night they had sex, well you could hear it screams, banging and all.

In all fairness if your parents hadn't done that you wouldn't be here complaining.

Das Kitty

mal1 wrote: »

I think there is a wider issue here regarding the inherit behaviour of most of our native ladies who range in the age profile of the mid-teens to late twenties. They are noise junkies who dislike being in a room with no noise. Silence makes them aware of their loneliness!:( Hence most of these junkies are single ladies living in one-bedroom apartments. I believe that hooking these girls up with some male attention may reduce their early morning noise tendencies. What I need to do is find some single blokes for the girl to the side and the girl above.

How perfectly you crystalised the plight of MOST Irish women of this age!

:rolleyes:

Dude, seriously tell them to quieten down or complain to the building management company, and enough of the pseudo-psychology / sociology.