Whats your earliest memory?

Disease Ridden

I can remember sitting on the ground in my aunties flat, playing with coloured wooden blocks and with lego. Would have been maybe 1 and a half years old. Remember my mother coming back to the house and lifting me off the ground from the blocks and leaving the place with me!

So, what about you's bastards?

markok84

I remember being in the womb....... it was the only time I was truely happy.

IvySlayer

markok84 wrote: »

I remember being in the womb....... it was the only time I was truely happy.

Carried around, feed directly by a tube, no getting up to going to the toilet, warm, cosy, sleeeping all day.

You're just a lazy fecker ain't you

Tar.Aldarion

markok84 wrote: »

I remember being in the womb....... it was the only time I was truely happy.

I remember being near tha womb too, good times.

mrben86

I remember my 4th birthday. I got a huge (probably not that big) cylindrical box of bricks. I remember the bedroom I was in, the bed was against the window, I used to stand on the bed and look outside. Don't think I have an earlier memory...

Rebelheart

The black flags outside my neighbours' homes during the hunger strikes. I was fascinated by these people and this world. Followed by watching armed and masked men on tv firing shots over graves and the massive, massive crowd and talk when Bobby Sands died and everybody hating a certain woman. A fascinating secret world for a child to take in.

superLeetive

Sitting in a highchair in my grandparents' kitchen wearing a bib and eating a Smarties Easter egg broken up into little bits in a plastic bowl. Remember trying to take the bib off and getting the bowl taken away from me!:(

S.I.R

Disease Ridden wrote: »

you's bastards?

im not saying nothin now

miss.lost

My earliest memory is being a flowergirl at my aunts wedding and losing one of my beautiful white silk covered poms down a rabbit burrow in the churchyard...kinda on purpose maybe:D..... When my Dad fished it out, It wasnt so white anymore! I was 2ish..... If I was getting married now and my flowergirl did that Id flippin kill her!!:p

[-0-]

I remember being 2 weeks old and my great Grandmother holding me. She passed away shortly after and this was the only time I saw her. I can still remember this clearly, which is very odd.

Rented Mule

My alarm clocking going off at 3:30am.

Hank_Jones

Being in Trabolgan when I was 4 or 5 and they had a wave maker and slide.

Back in the days when people stayed in Ireland on their holidays and walked around in the rain wearing shorts.

That and running around the Dalkey Hotel (which isn't there anymore) screaming my head and being told not to drink coke because it made me hyper.

Mr.Lizard

I got a lego set for xmas when I was 4.5 and I'm pretty sure I have no date specific memories before that point.

JIZZLORD

i think it was being brought into the hospital to see my baby sister, i was nearly 3

Abi

Setting fire to my parents duvet. They wouldnt make my brekky. It was 5am ffs :mad:

Twilightning

Sitting in a pram on my way to my aunt's house after just having got off the City Swift in Finglas. Think I was around 3.

Zadkiel

I remember age 1ish getting a sore tongue from my soother and having to have Genitine Violet ( sp? ) put on it. I can still remember the taste *shudder* the smell of printer toner reminds me of the taste for some reason :eek:

Also remember catching my willy in the fly of my baby gro age 2...like I'm going to forget that

mental07

My cot collapsed once.

Abi

Zadkiel wrote: »

Also remember catching my willy in the fly of my baby gro age 2...like I'm going to forget that

lmao.. I take it you mean your zippy all in one pyjamas

Zadkiel

Abigayle wrote: »

lmao.. I take it you mean your zippy all in one pyjamas

Lol yeh they're the ones!
My mother called them babygro's.
Only buy trousers with button flys now

beezer84

My earliest memory is trying on every pair of shoes in Dunnes Stores and running around like a lunatic in each testing which ones were the 'fastest'. I had to have full confidence in my choice

stovelid

Trying to get a sweet (Opel Fruit, I think) that I had dropped down a drain on the street.

Elliemental

Zooming around the garden on a little bicycle type thing.

johnny_knoxvile

My earliest memory was my alarm waking me at 6am this morning, and thinking christ its still not Saturday.

...thats my earliest memory this week, but i will keep you updated.

Probably coming home from the shop in the tractor with my Grandad, eating an iceberger! I was probably around 3 at the time.

boardinwork

Disease Ridden wrote: »

I can remember sitting on the ground in my aunties flat, playing with coloured wooden blocks and with lego. Would have been maybe 1 and a half years old. Remember my mother coming back to the house and lifting me off the ground from the blocks and leaving the place with me!

So, what about you's bastards?

Eating raw sausages behind the couch. My brother pushing me in my pram down the stairs. Cutting my hair off and trying to hide it in the sugar bowl

PinkTulips

my second birthday... i have other early memories but that's the earliest i can put a date to. although i remember snatches of my nanny who i had when i was younger than that but they're very blurry and vague memories

Tchaikovsky

Probably the day we played Italy at Italia 90 - it pissed rain all day. What else is new

Turd Ferguson

I remember my Dad not being able to pull out in time...then its blank for the next 9 months...then I remember reverse head f*cking my mom and being slapped by this ugly nurse

Professey Chin

Earliest thing I can remember is a run down old castle tower thing in a forest in clare. Think I woulda been about 3/4 at the time

IvyTheTerrible

I remember getting on a bus with my mum when I was 2...really big step!

Sea Sharp

I can remember being given a bath in the kitchen sink. I think I was around 17 at the time
(nah <1 1/2> probably)

I remember taking the bars out of my cot because I wanted to escape. When I finally did my mam woke up and put me back in. I was so close to freedom

DevilsBreath

Can remember sliding down the banisters in my nappy at about 1.

LouOB

Remember my mother making me give up my soother at christmas time
Santa would take the soother and give to poor babies in Africa - -bless
Then my mother did the same trick to my other sister in later years
- we were such suckers (sorry i had to)
Would of been about 2/3
But clearest memory is my mother being pregnant with my youngest sister
I would of been a late 4

marko91

i rember sucking me mas tit;)

My name is URL

I remember being taken to hospital after I swallowed half a tub of Play-Doh, my mam said I was ****ting blue stuff for weeks afterwards

Denerick

My earliest (And most disgusting memory) is emerging from my mothers womb. It was all so ikky and bloody... ew... *

*Ponders why women have babies...

Turd Ferguson

marko91 wrote: »

i rember sucking me mas tit;)

Your earliest memory is last week? I'd get that checked out if I were you :pac:

Michellenman

I remember walking down the really narrow hall in my granny's house and down the little step at the end. They got an extension just before I turned two so it would've been when I was one and a half I'd say.

IvyTheTerrible

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I can remember being given a bath in the kitchen sink. I think I was around 17 at the time
(nah <1 1/2> probably)

I remember taking the bars out of my cot because I wanted to escape. When I finally did my mam woke up and put me back in. I was so close to freedom

You weren't able to jump out? I was a cot escape expert. Aparently the trick is to land on your nappy, not on your head...

boardinwork

marko91 wrote: »

i rember sucking me mas tit;)

You're not the only one

SV

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

You weren't able to jump out? I was a cot escape expert. Aparently the trick is to land on your nappy, not on your head...

Apparently I escaped from a cot when I was 2years old..
I was proud of myself when I heard about it.

made my way to the kitchen too, and ate jelly.

johnny_knoxvile

DevilsBreath wrote: »

Can remember sliding down the banisters in my nappy at about 1.

you must have been a lanky baby to straddle the banisters!

IvyTheTerrible

SV wrote: »

Apparently I escaped from a cot when I was 2years old..
I was proud of myself when I heard about it.

made my way to the kitchen too, and ate jelly.

Towards the end of my cot days, I used to jump out every morning. My mum said she used to hear a loud bang and pray I hadn't cracked my head....but she left me do it for weeks and weeks before they moved me out of the cot..

4zn76tysfajdxp

My earliest memory is crawling along on the floor, being picked up by my Dad and then examining some spots on my Dad's face. I wasn't old enough to walk so I was probably less than a year old.

weeder

have 3 that really stick out for me, first one is at some point when i was still in nappies at some point, dont think i could talk and beinglaid down on the kitchen table and having my nice warm nappy removed , then i heard my brother going awh theres bits of cheese in it :pac:

im not sure what order the other 2 happened in but one of them was standing in our front door with my other siblings watching an ambulance taking da away:(

the last one is still one of my proudest moments I think i was 3, wasnt long out of nappies anyway, we were at my brothers sports day anyway and i needed a slash,so i went under the table and pissed on the shoes of the man who would later become my primary school principal :pac:

norwegianwood

Falling down the stairs when I was about 3......first time of many:o

niallon

Maybe a slightly depressing sign of things to come but I can distinctly remember my brother completing Super Mario Bros on the Nes which as far as I recall was around about 90/91 making me between 2 and 3. He got to the final level and had to leave it on all night because it was about midnight and it couldn't save!

Adiboo

Earliest memory I have is from when I was living in Canada. I was holding my nan's hand walking up the steps to the front porch of our house, and I asked her how old I was. She said I was 3.

I miss my nan.

During the snowy winters of Canada, she used to pull me to school, which was down the street from our house, on a Teenage Mutant Ninja (NOT HERO!!) Turtles sled.

shenanigans1982

Remember grabbing the hand rail of an escalator and being carried up along the outside of it. Looking down at the ground it seemed like I was a good bit up but probably wasn't, I let go and dropped onto an empty pram. Think I was about 3.

Also have a memory of being in Tramore with my family and my sister coming down the steps of a caravan and falling under the caravan and I just sat there laughing, not sure which was earlier though.