The gynaecologist who wanted to be a mechanic

dh0661

A gynaecologist had become fed up with the cost of malpractice insurance, HSE paper work and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecilogist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing a error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outatanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which was also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

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beertons

Very good

moogester

Rofl thats awesome

Podge2k7

Lmfao, great stuff.

Michellenman

That is brilliant!

Mahatma coat

Funny, but surely a Gynacologist would have gone for the Injectors or the inlet manifold.

Exhaust would be the reserve of a proctologist
:D

patmac

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Funny, but surely a Gynacologist would have gone for the Injectors or the inlet manifold.

Exhaust would be the reserve of a proctologist
:D

Theres always one!

Cake Man

Nice one!

Plug

Im an apprentise mechanic in FAS at the moment so this will be a monday morning wake up joke for the class:D