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Have you ever had to be the wingman for your buddy?

GodOfRadio · 2009-05-17 08:06:38

Have you ever had to be with the ugly chick so your buddy could score?

17-05-2009 8:06am

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Have you ever had to be with the ugly chick so your buddy could score?

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#2 17-05-2009 8:07am

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Keep telling yourself that.

All you could GET was the ugly chick.

Admit it. :rolleyes:

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#3 17-05-2009 11:21am

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Well I got stuck with a fat chick once while my mate copped off with her fit mate.
No big deal, I just took her outside to the burger van and distracted her with couple of snack-boxes
until my mate got the inevitable face slap.

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#4 17-05-2009 11:23am

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Methinks there may be a business opportunity here.

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#5 17-05-2009 11:26am

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GodOfRadio wrote: »

Have you ever had to be with the ugly chick so your buddy could score?

Maybe the fit chick says to her ugly friend " will you keep the ugly one occupied while I score with the fit bloke:rolleyes:"

Maybe, just maybe!:D

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#6 17-05-2009 11:28am

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OP, why do you like riding hippos?

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#7 17-05-2009 11:30am

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Its called Pork a Pig.

We used to play this drinking game when we were younger and braver.

You head into a club and whoever cops off with the ugliest bird gets a fiver from each guy.

Once it did not go down well. Two guys came back arguing about which one was uglier and got into a heated argument about it. One of the ugly birds overheard this.

Scarred for life! :eek:

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#8 17-05-2009 11:30am

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FearDark wrote: »

OP, why do you like riding hippos?

Cos we try harder.

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#9 17-05-2009 11:33am

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Kiera wrote: »

Cos we try harder.

"Oill teke wat oi gets"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOoEIfADfs
Posted to death but still good!

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#10 17-05-2009 11:33am

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Wingman? Like in Top Gun?

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#11 17-05-2009 11:37am

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What I want to know GodOfRadio is how they get the figs in the fig rolls, I've asked you before and you never answered.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055554644

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#12 17-05-2009 11:41am

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FearDark wrote: »

What I want to know GodOfRadio is how they get the figs in the fig rolls, I've asked you before and you never answered.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055554644

Answer

Theres is two tubes, one with fig mix and one with biscuit mix. However the tube the fig is being pumped through, is inside the larger tube with the biscuit mix. Hence creating a seamless wrap around effect as the two are pumped out. The tubular biscuit is then flattened and baked.

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#13 17-05-2009 11:44am

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FearDark wrote: »

What I want to know GodOfRadio is how they get the figs in the fig rolls, I've asked you before and you never answered.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055554644

LOL:D feardark only god/jacobs know that!:D

and Kiera

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#14 17-05-2009 11:54am

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Nobody likes being Goose, he gets killed by his own plane

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#15 17-05-2009 1:47pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Cos we try harder.

I do not concur with this.

OP: Yeah I have played wingman - you do know that you don't actually have to kiss/ride the girl right?

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#16 17-05-2009 3:55pm

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Naos wrote: »

I do not concur with this.

OP: Yeah I have played wingman - you do know that you don't actually have to kiss/ride the girl right?

I was about to say that. Me thinks the OP likes making excuses for his brutal track record.

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#17 17-05-2009 4:56pm

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Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Nobody likes being Goose, he gets killed by his own plane

He wasn't a wingman, to be a wingman you have to be in a seperate plane. Incidently, you can be my wingman anytime;)

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#18 17-05-2009 9:11pm

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magenta73 wrote: »

Maybe the fit chick says to her ugly friend " will you keep the ugly one occupied while I score with the fit bloke:rolleyes:"

Maybe, just maybe!:D

That is probable. HEHE!!

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#19 17-05-2009 9:29pm

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Once, mate went off with the fit one, I was left with the.. less attractive one, she danced me into a corner, pressed her... boobs and stomach against me. I tried to move but couldnt. She kept trying to kiss me but I moved my head around in the end she just grabbed my head and started eating the face off me.
No amount of alcohol could make me forget those massive lips coming at me.

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#20 17-05-2009 9:35pm

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Mask wrote: »

Once, mate went off with the fit one, I was left with the.. less attractive one, she danced me into a corner, pressed her... boobs and stomach against me. I tried to move but couldnt. She kept trying to kiss me but I moved my head around in the end she just grabbed my head and started eating the face off me.
No amount of alcohol could make me forget those massive lips coming at me.

It's a horror we must live through, it's like nam for those born in the 80s.

You don't understand man, I was there! The teeth!!

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