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Lube for Masturbation????:D

  • 17-05-2009 2:16am
    #1
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭


    Particularily for the males in the Audience but anyone can answer. Do you use Lube while having some personal time???? If so what kind?



    Personally I have only ever done so once or twice and it took WAY too long!!


    So do you??? answer in the poll.

    Do you use Lube for some self lovin? 27 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    18% 5 votes
    I don't do that dirty dirty thing.
    74% 20 votes
    Atari Jackuar.
    7% 2 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    IBTL


    In Before The Lube


  • #3
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Butter
    Jeyes Fluid
    Cooking oil
    Jif
    Mayo
    Yop
    Fairy Liquid - was so soft after :cool:



    Basically, I've tried every non-viscous 'gooey' substance.


  • #4
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Do eggs count?


  • #5
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    No need for lube



    "spit on my hand biatch". :D


  • #6
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Particularily for the males in the Audience but anyone can answer. Do you use Lube while having some personal time???? If so what kind?



    Personally I have only ever done so once or twice and it took WAY too long!!


    So do you??? answer in the poll.

    You'le go blind and get hairy palms if your not carefull.... :eek:


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  • #7
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Sweat and tears are my lube!!! :mad:


  • #8
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Sweat and tears are my lube!!! :mad:


    Will you need some tissue paper to go with that....


  • #9
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    If you were a real man you'd be using WD40...Well that or sandpaper.


  • #10
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Particularily for the males in the Audience but anyone can answer. Do you use Lube while having some personal time???? If so what kind?
    Yeah, sometimes.
    minidazzler wrote: »
    Personally I have only ever done so once or twice and it took WAY too long!!
    But I like to take my time (when I have it anyway).

    You keep rushing it, you're depriving yourself of a lot of pleasure and getting into bad habits for when you're not alone! ;)


  • #11
    StopNotWorking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    WD40 is for wimps, petrol is the only true man lube..


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  • #12
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    The Saint wrote: »
    If you were a real man you'd be using WD40...Well that or sandpaper.

    :eek:

    the pain :(

    makes me wince thinking about it :(


  • #13
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    The Saint wrote: »
    If you were a real man you'd be using WD40...Well that or sandpaper.

    WD40 is a lubricant, sandpaper is an abrasive...


    You argument = null and void


  • #14
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Yeah, sometimes.
    But I like to take my time (when I have it anyway).

    You keep rushing it, you're depriving yourself of a lot of pleasure and getting into bad habits for when you're not alone! ;)

    Aye, but I like to care of the Job at hand so to speak as fast as possible!!


  • #15
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Aye, but I like to care of the Job at hand so to speak as fast as possible!!
    :facepalm:

    /predicts a minidazzler PE thread in PI shortly :pac:


  • #16
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    :facepalm:

    /predicts a minidazzler PE thread in PI shortly :pac:

    Nah, I'm thinking I am more of a case for ED that PE!!!!!
    :D:D:D:D


  • #17
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Saibh wrote: »
    Will you need some tissue paper to go with that....


    Nah ill just grab the dog when he passes by


  • #18
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Nah, I'm thinking I am more of a case for ED that PE!!!!!
    :D:D:D:D
    Probably because every time he stands to attention, he ends up with friction burn! :P :D


  • #19
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Nah ill just grab the dog when he passes by


    ta finish you off?


  • #20
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Probably because every time he stands to attention, he ends up with friction burn! :P :D

    You bastard!!! I actually laughed out loud there and woke my mam!!!


  • #21
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You bastard!!! I actually laughed out loud there and woke my mam!!!


    GEH into your own bed then, Jaysus bud!


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  • #22
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You bastard!!! I actually laughed out loud there and woke my mam!!!
    I'd ask does yore ma use lube, but the AH tyrants would probably ban me, so I won't! >_>


  • #23
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    ta finish you off?

    It doesnt count as cheating once its YOUR dog! :D


  • #24
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Crisp 'n' Dry.


  • #25
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Ruu wrote: »
    Crisp 'n' Dry.

    How ironic


  • #26
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    "Crisp'n'dry is specially blended to shake off fluid ..."


  • #27
    highdef
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,379 ✭✭✭highdef


    I generate my own lube and plenty of it so need :D


  • #28
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Sex & Sexuality is over there -->


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