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Need Some Advice On Pet

J1GSAW · 2009-05-15 16:17:05

My sister has an African Clawed frog (female). We know its' female because of the fact that its layed a couple of clutches of infertile eggs. The eggs would just sit in the bowl and rot until we threw them out. Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and I fertilized them with my own semen. The…

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My sister has an African Clawed frog (female).
We know its' female because of the fact that its layed a couple of clutches of infertile eggs.
The eggs would just sit in the bowl and rot until we threw them out.
Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and I fertilized them with my own semen.
The ****ing things are developing!! WTF! I don't know if I should flush them down the toilet or what. No one else at home knows about my little experiment. This is really scaring the crap out of me! Would it be murder if I just flush them?

I've included some pics.

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#2 15-05-2009 4:23pm

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I would suggest some sort of mental health specialist or a very odd frog fetish site.

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#3 15-05-2009 4:27pm

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Pisstake alert!

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#4 15-05-2009 4:29pm

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I remember when trolls were subtle about it.

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#5 15-05-2009 4:29pm

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Don't feed them after midnight

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#6 15-05-2009 4:29pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

I would suggest some sort of mental health specialist or a very odd frog fetish site.

dsmythy wrote: »

Pisstake alert!

If you don't have anything constructive to say, don't comment at all!

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#7 15-05-2009 4:31pm

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Try this forum

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#8 15-05-2009 4:32pm

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J1GSAW wrote: »

Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and I fertilized them with my own semen.
The ****ing things are developing!! WTF! I don't know if I should flush them down the toilet or what. No one else at home knows about my little experiment. This is really scaring the crap out of me! Would it be murder if I just flush them?

Ask your ould wan.
She should have some good advice, sure, isn't that how you came to be.

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#9 15-05-2009 4:33pm

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Been there man. I just dumped her body in the ocean

just flush em dude

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#10 15-05-2009 4:33pm

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Ok i flushed them down the toilet and told my dad..

..he just did a backflip off the sofa and started shouting.. back in my room now.

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#11 15-05-2009 4:33pm

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jesus thats alot of cum

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#12 15-05-2009 4:38pm

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God schmod, I want my Frogman!

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#13 15-05-2009 4:38pm

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J1GSAW wrote: »

If you don't have anything constructive to say, don't comment at all!

If you stick around you'll find that it won't stop anyone.

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#14 15-05-2009 4:45pm

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J1GSAW wrote: »

My sister has an African Clawed frog (female).
We know its' female because of the fact that its layed a couple of clutches of infertile eggs.
The eggs would just sit in the bowl and rot until we threw them out.
Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and I fertilized them with my own semen.
The ****ing things are developing!! WTF! I don't know if I should flush them down the toilet or what. No one else at home knows about my little experiment. This is really scaring the crap out of me!

I've included some pics.

Nooh wai! you've had a scientific breakthrough. If they find out, they will dissect your babies :eek:

Go! Go now! They are on the way!!!!

.>.>
<.<.

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#15 15-05-2009 4:59pm

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EPIC FAIL

Talk about shooting all your goo in one go.

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#16 15-05-2009 5:01pm

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Have another **** on them and see if you get twins.

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#17 15-05-2009 5:08pm

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Study literature. Let them grow and find a princess to kiss them.....

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#18 15-05-2009 5:22pm

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my dad just had a talk with me about how disgusting doing something like that is..

..he was more concerned about how they could end up in the sewer system.

i realise what i did is stupid..irelands environment may not be ready for such a foreign animal running wild...what kind of outcome would this have and can i get in trouble because of this??

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#19 15-05-2009 5:26pm

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4 years on here and that has got to the the hardest I have ever lol'd.

Do it again and this time keep them!

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#20 15-05-2009 5:28pm

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Saibh wrote: »

Try this forum

He did and he earned a perma ban for his efforts.

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#21 15-05-2009 5:31pm

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Epic.
Wait just one second OP while I move this over to animals and pet issues.
Need some experts for this kind of thing.

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