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Brushing your teeth using the wrong hand

  • 15-05-2009 12:24am
    #1
    TPD
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    I'm just after brushing my teeth, and while I was doing it, I did a strange thing. I switched from good old righty, and let lefty take a stab at the brushing while I checked a date on my phone. I realised instantly that I'd made a terrible mistake. My left hand hasn't a bloody clue how to brush teeth, something which I would have thought was quite simple. Couldnt even find a comfortable way to hold a toothbrush.

    Anyone ever try this?

    Also, when shuffling a deck of cards, which hand do you shuffle from and which hand do the cards fall into? I'm right handed, but I shuffle left handed. I also roll joints left handed apparently.

    Oddly enough I can write with either foot.


Comments

  • #2
    Overheal
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    They call it The Stranger.


  • #3
    TPD
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    Overheal wrote: »
    They call it The Stranger.

    I guess I'm kinda glad 'The Stranger' doesn't know their way around my mouth then.


  • #4
    mikom
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    TPD wrote: »
    I'm right handed, but I shuffle left handed.

    Don't we all....... Don't we all.


  • #5
    Overheal
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    TPD wrote: »
    I guess I'm kinda glad 'The Stranger' doesn't know their way around my mouth then.
    Your Stranger is just bad at Oral. Mine is a God.


  • #6
    stepbar
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    So you're a lefty, eh?

    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/assets_c/2009/01/Simpsons%20Lefty-thumb-300x225.jpg


    :D


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  • #7
    TPD
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    Only at cards. If they have a left handed deck, gimme!

    And you've gotten weird, Overheal.


  • #8
    Overheal
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    Only for my left hand.


  • #9
    TPD
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    I've had enough. Time for minty fresh sleep.


  • #10
    useful_contacts
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    *Falls asleep*


  • #11
    Joey the lips
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    Was your left arm numb before you used it! :D


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  • #12
    GrumPy
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    TPD wrote: »
    I also roll joints left handed apparently.

    Drugs are bad, mm'kay


  • #13
    joey54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭joey54


    Going to brush teeth now..........


  • #14
    3qsmavrod5twfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    Another major skill is being able to switch hands without missing a stroke. Can be used in cramp situations when you don't want to lose your rythym...


  • #15
    sorrywhat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    I thought everyone could brush theire teeth with left and right hands. Must be just me then...


  • #16
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You're sneakily leading up to seeking testimonies re: cracking one off with the little-used hand aren't you?


  • #17
    3qsmavrod5twfe
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    stovelid wrote: »
    You're sneakily leading up to seeking testimonies re: cracking one off with the little-used hand aren't you?


    Once upon a time I used the left hand. There was less blood than you would have thought. The end.:D


  • #18
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    stovelid wrote: »
    You're sneakily leading up to seeking testimonies re: cracking one off with the little-used hand aren't you?

    I had no intentions whatsoever of the thread going that way. Blame Overheal.

    *Legs it*


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