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Romantic man awaits sentencing for indecency

MikeC101 · 2009-05-13 17:47:43

:D Romantic man awaits sentencing for indecency He admitted to masturbating while following young women around Galway City. That is an odd hobby. And the report actually contains the line: "The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries". Come on!

13-05-2009 5:47pm

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Romantic man awaits sentencing for indecency

He admitted to masturbating while following young women around Galway City.

That is an odd hobby.

And the report actually contains the line: "The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries". Come on!

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#2 13-05-2009 5:51pm

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Everyone has a differrent definition of 'romantic' to be fair

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#3 13-05-2009 5:51pm

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Poor Jigsaw...

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#4 13-05-2009 5:54pm

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Here, hang on a minute - is it a crime now to masturbate while following women around?! :eek:

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#5 13-05-2009 5:56pm

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he followed her around in his car.......

thats a sticky steering wheel

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#6 13-05-2009 6:00pm

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Has this man not heard of the "**** Bank"?

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#7 13-05-2009 6:03pm

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Aww.. How romantic, it's almost shakespearian!

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#8 13-05-2009 6:08pm

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Hazys wrote: »

Has this man not heard of the "**** Bank"?

I'd say he was **** all the way to the bank when he got that €46,000.

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#9 13-05-2009 6:21pm

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I heard he's had to go under the witness protection programme, changing his name and everything.

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#10 13-05-2009 6:29pm

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Watch this: The court will throw him in prison for 2 years.

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#11 13-05-2009 6:30pm

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phasers wrote: »

Everyone has a differrent definition of 'romantic' to be fair

That won't stand up in court.

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#12 13-05-2009 6:32pm

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What a tosser in fairness.

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#13 13-05-2009 6:32pm

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Elliemental wrote: »

Aww.. How romantic, it's almost shakespearian!

Then you'll probably love this: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60192012&postcount=1

Is this the same guy who tried to steal frankcarty's car?

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#14 13-05-2009 6:52pm

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Elliemental wrote: »

Aww.. How romantic, it's almost shakespearian!

Love's Labour's Lost?

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#15 13-05-2009 6:55pm

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I heard joe duffy talking about this the other day, they wouldn't say what he did. **** after women on the street, what a legend.

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#16 13-05-2009 7:00pm

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The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries from the whole island of Ireland to win the prize

Nice!! :pac:

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#17 13-05-2009 7:16pm

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phasers wrote: »

Everyone has a differrent definition of 'romantic' to be fair

hahaha that made me laugh!

Crusing around in your Nissan Micra, stroking Cyclopse staring strangly at young ladies with "LOVE IS IN THE AIR" playing at full blast.

Thats Amorè!

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#18 13-05-2009 7:16pm

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Galway air can do strange things to people.;)

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#19 13-05-2009 7:20pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Galway air can do strange things to people.;)

In fairness he was a Kerry man, who lived in the Burren for quite some time. I'd say the sight of a relatively fit goat would get him pointing north. :pac:

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#20 13-05-2009 7:23pm

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Karoma wrote: »

Then you'll probably love this: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60192012&postcount=1

What a charming young gentleman. There aren't enough of his type around there days!!!:rolleyes:

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#21 13-05-2009 8:50pm

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Lol, i was in school with the guy!

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#22 13-05-2009 8:56pm

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They could have used a better pic

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#23 13-05-2009 9:08pm

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The one man stag party didn't go according to plan then. Poor fella. He was lucky the women weren't nuns, I'm sure he would have blasphemed at some stage en route.

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#24 13-05-2009 9:17pm

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Fecking hell, could be the most expensive bit of **** ever.

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#25 13-05-2009 9:43pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Fecking hell, could be the most expensive bit of **** ever.

Still, cheaper than hitting the bulleye. Average cost of raising a kid = €100,000.

46k for a **** seems a bargain by comparison.

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#26 13-05-2009 10:10pm

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What a hero

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#27 13-05-2009 10:13pm

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It doesn't say how he was caught? It just says he admitted to it. I can see him now, walking in to the station.

"Hello officer, ah, I have a confession...."

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#28 13-05-2009 10:15pm

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Agamemnon wrote: »

Here, hang on a minute - is it a crime now to masturbate while following women around?! :eek:

I'm just wondering how he managed it. Was it a manual or stick shift? The car that is.

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#29 13-05-2009 10:16pm

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We all have urges to whip it out and go at it like there's no tomorrow in public but most people can restrain themselves or go to a toilet. I dunno.

Is there anything really wrong with a fella relieving himself in public. Has the PC brigade gone too far? I think so.

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#30 14-05-2009 3:11pm

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Amazed no-one else spotted this yet (including the editor)

The couple beat off stiff competition from dozens of other entries

:eek:

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#31 14-05-2009 3:17pm

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MOH wrote: »

Amazed no-one else spotted this yet (including the editor)

:eek:

Yeah, no one except the dozens of posts above you and the guy that commented on the article itself

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#32 14-05-2009 5:11pm

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Christ almighty, its impossible to keep up with the ever expanding list of things that have been deemed socially unacceptable. :rolleyes:

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#33 14-05-2009 5:17pm

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What a shamer!!!

Imagine find that out about soeone you know!
Brilliant!

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#34 14-05-2009 6:21pm

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That Fritzl chap used ta do that...

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#35 14-05-2009 6:30pm

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Good god, I thought they were onto me...

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#36 14-05-2009 6:35pm

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Ah, when he's in court, he'll beat it.

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