I feel dirty.

Steoob · 13-05-2009 4:45pm #1

I'm in hospital at the moment and I was just given a sandwich that was cut straight across rather than diagonally. Its WRONG.

antodeco · 13-05-2009 4:46pm

Just be glad it wasnt your leg/balls they cut.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-05-2009 4:48pm

Steoob wrote: »

I'm in hospital at the moment and I was just given a sandwich that was cut straight across rather than diagonally. Its WRONG.

Hospital? Food? I feel a tsunami of Mary Harney jokes coming...

Sharpshooter · 13-05-2009 4:48pm

Did you report it to the surgeon?

Insect Overlord · 13-05-2009 4:53pm

Typical of our health service, tbh.

Rabble rabble rabble

:pac:

SoupyNorman · 13-05-2009 4:55pm

The surgeons have to cut the sandwiches now as part of their new rehashed package.

seanybiker · 13-05-2009 4:59pm

For some really strange reason I always found sandwiches taste nicer when cut diagonally.

So Steeob how far are ya in this gender changing process?

GrumPy · 13-05-2009 5:00pm

I just plain wouldn't eat it. Just no. Simple as!!

Reminds me of a simpsons quote, goes a little something like:

Kent Brockman: "I'm not doing it, I'm not going on"
Camera Guy: "pssst!!!! your on now, live!!"
Kent Brockman: "I dont care.... I'm not going on, without my danish"

Steoob · 13-05-2009 5:01pm

seanybiker wrote: »

For some really strange reason I always found sandwiches taste nicer when cut diagonally.

So Steeob how far are ya in this gender changing process?

OF COURSE they taste better diagonally haha. Em... I'm about half way there... I currently have a penis and a vagina, so i requested a private room.

SoupyNorman · 13-05-2009 5:02pm

GrumPy wrote: »

I just plain wouldn't eat it. Just no. Simple as!!

Reminds me of a simpsons quote, goes a little something like:

Kent Brockman: "I'm not doing it, I'm not going on"
Camera Guy: "pssst!!!! your on now, live!!"
Kent Brockman: "I dont care.... I'm not going on, without my danish"

..does not compute!?!

seanybiker · 13-05-2009 5:04pm

Steoob wrote: »

OF COURSE they taste better diagonally haha. Em... I'm about half way there... I currently have a penis and a vagina, so i requested a private room.

Ha ha savage. I want a fangina for meself.

easyeason3 · 13-05-2009 5:04pm

You just wait until they give you watery spuds, cold veg & something rubbery they refer to as 'meat'.
It's only then you will feel truly special.

phasers · 13-05-2009 5:04pm

That's how men eat their sandwiches. Diagonally cut bread is for cissies.

Abi · 13-05-2009 5:05pm

Steoob wrote: »

I'm in hospital at the moment and I was just given a sandwich that was cut straight across rather than diagonally. Its WRONG.

Tayts bang aawt of owdah, tha is. So what are ya in fowar? :pac:

Speed dial mammy and tell her haul áss in with an untarnished batch.

GrumPy · 13-05-2009 5:05pm

SoupyNorman wrote: »

..does not compute!?!

Yeah, I don't know why thread reminded me of that quote tbh. :pac:

SoupyNorman · 13-05-2009 5:06pm

Did the sambo come with a little sachet of MRSA 'for dippin'?

Abi · 13-05-2009 5:07pm

phasers wrote: »

That's how men eat their sandwiches. Diagonally cut bread is for cissies.

Straight-cuts are for unwashed and unwanted

Steoob · 13-05-2009 5:08pm

easyeason3 wrote: »

You just wait until they give you watery spuds, cold veg & something rubbery they refer to as 'meat'.
It's only then you will feel truly special.

O jesus I've had it all. Yesterday I was asked by one of the nurses was I allergic to anything. I said 'No but I could easily be allergic to this' while pointing at the desert I had been given. It was apparantly trifle but it was basically just a chunk of coagulated vomit. it was a red mess with see-thru and yellow chunks in it. I was actually blown away at how well they were able to recreate hardened sick.

Fuzzy_Dunlop · 13-05-2009 5:08pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YGNPwdE5MI

Steoob · 13-05-2009 5:17pm

Goddamnit I love Mitch Hedberg

Agent Smith · 13-05-2009 5:19pm

should have paid for VHI

GrumPy · 13-05-2009 5:21pm

Agent Smith wrote: »

should have paid for HIV

:pac:

Steoob · 13-05-2009 5:24pm

Agent Smith wrote: »

should have paid for VHI

I have VHI lol. I do have a private room :P I was merely practical joking you see.

Karoma · 13-05-2009 5:27pm

I'm practically laughing.

chopperbyrne · 13-05-2009 5:37pm

Rectangular sandwiches FTW!

Agamemnon · 13-05-2009 5:46pm

Steoob wrote: »

I currently have a penis and a vagina

If I were you, I'd go and fuck myself.

Captain-America · 13-05-2009 6:41pm

Steoob wrote: »

I'm in hospital at the moment and I was just given a sandwich that was cut straight across rather than diagonally. Its WRONG.

Fúcking hell, that sounds serious. Will you be alright?

IvySlayer · 13-05-2009 6:45pm

My god, second page in and no-one asked him the question........

What was in the sandwich?

TheZohanS · 13-05-2009 6:46pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

If I were you, I'd go and fuck myself.

Pretend?

johnny_knoxvile · 13-05-2009 7:09pm

Guillermo Whining Rail wrote: »

Hospital? Food? I feel a tsunami of Mary Harney jokes coming...

i love the tsunami that is Mary Harney...

Slap the fat and ride the waves of joy!

Ann22 · 13-05-2009 9:12pm

Aw, sorry to hear you're in hospital. Yeah diagonal's much nicer, silly kitchen people...wtf were they at?

The toast's always lovely in hospital though. Took me a long time to cop on it's 'cos you usually get real butter with it:)...mmmm! Real butter!
Bet you're sweatin'....those horrible rubber mattress cover things are soooo uncomfortable. Hopefully your hospital doesn't have them.

I feel dirty.

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