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I'm off sick today..

[Deleted User] · 2009-05-13 09:31:34

Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone.. Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better ;) fuking man-flu

13-05-2009 9:31am

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Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone..

Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better

fuking man-flu

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#2 13-05-2009 9:32am

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So..

how many did you have?

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#3 13-05-2009 9:34am

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lol driving into work this morning and i actually thought that... i feel absolutely skagged to bits

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#4 13-05-2009 9:34am

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Deleted User wrote: »

Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone..

Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better

fuking man-flu

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/80574412/

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#5 13-05-2009 9:37am

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Possibly NSFW

'Ways to feel better about the flu'

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#6 13-05-2009 9:38am

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I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired

.........get the 'lad' outa the hand !!!!! :eek:;)

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#7 13-05-2009 9:38am

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connundrum wrote: »

Possibly NSFW

'Ways to feel better about the flu'

well i'm not in work :P

that picture is proper disturbing tho.... one of them "where did it all go wrong?" moments

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#8 13-05-2009 9:38am

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Been to Mexico recently?....oh wait swine flu was blown out of proportion and aint topical anymore.

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#9 13-05-2009 9:39am

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You said you're "extremely stiff", sweating and asking for porn links??

...did you O.D on Viagra lastnight??

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#10 13-05-2009 9:40am

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Goto a Spar/Centra and buy a big dirty breakfast roll

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#11 13-05-2009 9:41am

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Better than being in work. Quit moaning.

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#12 13-05-2009 9:41am

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shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Been to Mexico recently?....oh wait swine flu was blown out of proportion and aint topical anymore.

my cousin was over from england last weekend and now both myself and my mum are of sick wit flu... it'd actually be pretty cool to say ya had swine flu :P

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

You said you're "extremely stiff", sweating and asking for porn links??

...did you O.D on Viagra lastnight??

:pac:

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#13 13-05-2009 10:05am

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http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

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http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-craps-in-store.html

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Deleted User wrote: »

Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone..

Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better

fuking swine-flu

FYP

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#16 13-05-2009 10:22am

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Deleted User wrote: »

Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone..

Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better

fuking man-flu

How about my impression of Bill O'Herlihy:D

Here it goes:

Well, let me put this to you John (Bill cheekily smirks before continuing) what would a duck do in that situation eh? (now Bill leans back into his chair to let his question sink in)

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#17 13-05-2009 10:27am

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I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired. I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again

Mr.Cowen, is that you?

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#18 13-05-2009 10:30am

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It's only hay fever, you can go back to work

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#19 13-05-2009 10:39am

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my cousin was over from england last weekend and now both myself and my mum are of sick wit flu... it'd actually be pretty cool to say ya had swine flu :P

:pac:

Someone I know got quarantined for 5 days because of swine flu. I was so jealous. How awesome would that be? Telling your boss you couldn't come to work because the government had banned you from leaving your house. People got supplies delivered and everything.

5 days on the couch eating chocolate, ftw.

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#20 13-05-2009 11:05am

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Someone I know got quarantined for 5 days because of swine flu. I was so jealous. How awesome would that be? Telling your boss you couldn't come to work because the government had banned you from leaving your house. People got supplies delivered and everything.

5 days on the couch eating chocolate, ftw.

Excellent idea.........and within 30minutes (ie. everyone pulls the same stunt), the country grinds to a halt !

/edit: wait a minute, half the country are already on the dole (on the couch eating chocolate) eeeek !

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#21 13-05-2009 11:10am

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Deleted User wrote: »

Cheer me up boardsies.. I'm sweating profusely, am extremely stiff and tired but because of this headache, I havn't slept since 1am. Went into work for 5 mins but thought I'd better leave again before I gave it to anyone..

Post any good movies, internet links, porn or otherwise and make my day a bit better

fuking man-flu

*sniggers*

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#22 13-05-2009 11:18am

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Donny5 wrote: »

http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1940/picture2j.png

thanks :P

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lads this is a load of cock.. i'd rather work a 12 hour day than sit here on boards feeling like i got beat up

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#24 13-05-2009 11:28am

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intercourse.......with anything...should sort the hayfever!

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#25 13-05-2009 11:38am

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I saw ya yesterday you looked grand :pac:

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#26 13-05-2009 11:38am

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ah i've never had the hayfever in my life.. thank god..

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minxie wrote: »

I saw ya yesterday you looked grand :pac:

sounds creepy lol

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#28 13-05-2009 11:44am

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sounds creepy lol

Not at all.. :eek:
recognised the car

was stuck in traffic

support

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#29 13-05-2009 11:47am

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minxie wrote: »

Not at all.. :eek:
recognised the car

was stuck in traffic

i figured that :P altho there is a car that looks identical apart from wheels spinning about galway

where did ya spot me?

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#30 13-05-2009 11:50am

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i figured that :P altho there is a car that looks identical apart from wheels spinning about galway

where did ya spot me?

going down tuam road around 5ish

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yea that'd make sense :P

funny to have such a distinguishable car.. i guess that's why i love the thing.

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#32 13-05-2009 11:53am

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yea that'd make sense :P

funny to have such a distinguishable car.. i guess that's why i love the thing.

its a class car, soooo jealous

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yea that'd make sense :P

funny to have such a distinguishable car.. i guess that's why i love the thing.

What car is it? Fill us in:D

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#34 13-05-2009 11:58am

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What car is it? Fill us in:D

http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu135/wazza09/DSC01489_edited.jpg

i drive around with the bonnet like that all the time... it's for the ladies :cool:

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#35 13-05-2009 12:03pm

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Horrible looking yoke dah' boy!

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#36 13-05-2009 12:05pm

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Whiskey Devil wrote: »

Horrible looking yoke dah' boy!

oh come on, this is my sick day.. be nice to me :P

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#37 13-05-2009 12:27pm

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http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

I pressed the "???" button and it ruined my game :mad:

You could just play this or if that's too offensive then this

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#38 13-05-2009 12:29pm

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http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu135/wazza09/DSC01489_edited.jpg

i drive around with the bonnet like that all the time... it's for the ladies :cool:

Nice E30 :-)

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#39 13-05-2009 1:07pm

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david wrote: »

I pressed the "???" button and it ruined my game :mad:

You could just play this or if that's too offensive then this

I'm not sure it counts as a game. There's no point to it, you can't win or lose. It's simply a time-sink.

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#40 13-05-2009 5:37pm

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Donny5 wrote: »

I'm not sure it counts as a game. There's no point to it, you can't win or lose. It's simply a time-sink.

Yeah but my sand was so pretty

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