Earth-Shaking Proclamations!

Black Swan

What have you done today that could be classed on AH as an earth-shaking proclamation? Something so awesome, extraordinary, cool, and perhaps a contribution to humanity that deserves notice?

OK, I'll proclaim first! I increased my average boards.ie count from 6.04 to 6.05 posts per day (by spewing out complete rubbish)!

Now it's your turn to PROCLAIM!

Dartz

IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.
Having organised and trained her manhood through her secret revolutionary organisation, the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and through her open military organisations, the Irish Volunteers and the Irish Citizen Army, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, and, supported by her exiled children in America and by gallant allies in Europe, but relying in the first on her own strength, she strikes in full confidence of victory.
We declare the right of the people of Ireland to the ownership of Ireland, and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times during the past three hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic as a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and of its exaltation among the nations.
The Irish Republic is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The Republic guarantees religious and civil liberty, equal rights and equal opportunities to all its citizens, and declares its resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the whole nation and of all its parts, cherishing all the children of the nation equally and oblivious of the differences carefully fostered by an alien government, which have divided a minority from the majority in the past.
Until our arms have brought the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent National Government representative of the whole people of Ireland and elected by the suffrages of all her men and women, the Provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of the Republic in trust for the people.
We place the cause of the Irish Republic under the protection of the Most High God. Whose blessing we invoke upon our arms, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it by cowardice, inhumanity, or rapine. In this supreme hour the Irish nation must, by its valour and discipline and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called.
Signed on Behalf of the Provisional Government.
Thomas J. Clarke,
Sean Mac Diarmada, Thomas MacDonagh,
P. H. Pearse, Eamonn Ceannt,
James Connolly, Joseph Plunkett

More mildly earth wobbling....

dr.bollocko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjz9TrjgCXU

brummytom

Had a ****, then went and sat an RE exam.. ohh the ironing

chin_grin

brummytom wrote: »

.. ohh the ironing

Did you forget to do it?

Bitches ain't **** apart from tricks and hoes.

Mossy Monk

I paid my car tax. Wow.

brummytom

chin_grin wrote: »

Did you forget to do it?

No, the iron caught fire the other day (I don't know why either) - we need a new one

Sharpshooter

I changed my avatar.:eek:
Earth shaking indeed, considering.

FlutterinBantam

Ghey 'tash there in fairness;)

phasers

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I paid my car tax. Wow.

Oh crap I have to do that this week.

Uuh I had corned beef sandwiches for lunch...

Black Swan

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I paid my car tax. Wow.

You paid your taxes? Oh oh... You know that disqualifies you for a cabinet post in the Obama administration?

On the other hand...

phasers wrote: »

Oh crap I have to do that this week.

You have possibilities still...

Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

You paid your taxes? Oh oh... You know that disqualifies you for a cabinet post in the Obama administration?

I heard Obama is an awful N*gger!Who would want to work for him?

Nagger

Sharpshooter

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Ghey 'tash there in fairness;)

I knew you'd think that.:cool:

Elliemental

I fixed a 70 year old man's broadband connection, then got him browsing wirelessly.

I then made an earth shattering decision. To spend next week in co. Clare (cos I have annual leave, YAY!).

anniehoo

I learned how to take blood from a dog donor to be used when other sick dogs need a transfusion...oh...this is AH...eh..nope cant think of anything silly to say right now

easyeason3

I talked a Guard out of giving me penalty points & a fine. Happy days.

InkSlinger67

I did not have sexual relations with that wombat

Black Swan

Elliemental wrote: »

I fixed a 70 year old man's broadband connection, then got him browsing wirelessly.

You gave him a fix?:pac:

Elliemental

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

You gave him a fix?:pac:

I always go the extra mile for my customers.;)

Captain-America

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I did not have sexual relations with that wombat

The first day is always the hardest.