masturbation= abortion

busted flush

I wanked hard today, put in a real good shift.
Two this morning, both to the tesco girl who served me on Tuesday.
One around lunch time to give me a lift.
Two more this afternoon to try and beat the record set yesterday.
I'm not blind at all, i have twenty twenty
I rub the remains on the wall, there is always plenty
Tomorrow ill try and take it handy.
keep it in my pants even though I'm always randy.

busted

GhostInTheRuins

Made me laugh anyway.

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GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

Made me laugh anyway.

I'm hoping to get it into the leaving cert syllabus! I think it has a place to sit with the greats.

silverwater

I think I know that girl... Mmmm...

Webmonkey

I like it, a bit different.

randylonghorn

Hardly great literature, but it did make me grin.

Lose the title though, if you're going to take the pish it's counter-productive to use an emotive / controversial title.

seanybiker

Ha ha ha. Classy

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randylonghorn wrote: »

Hardly great literature, but it did make me grin.

Lose the title though, if you're going to take the pish it's counter-productive to use an emotive / controversial title.

I take your point about the title, maybe i could have gone for something like , "wanker" or "I'm always chafing". However i honestly do feel that art cannot be judged , there are no winners only losers if this happens!

randylonghorn

Well, after that response I'm going to suggest "Onanistic Art" as the title!

cHaTbOx

Now write one about a sock

Maybe from it's perspective?

Insect Overlord

busted flush wrote: »

However i honestly do feel that art cannot be judged , there are no winners only losers if this happens!

I know the ridiculous is your medium, but I can't believe you expect people to agree with this. Every individual with a different perspective is a judge of what he/she surveys, even if that happens to be art. How could one devise an opinion of art if they do not first judge it?

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An File wrote: »

I know the ridiculous is your medium, but I can't believe you expect people to agree with this. Every individual with a different perspective is a judge of what he/she surveys, even if that happens to be art. How could one devise an opinion of art if they do not first judge it?

You know what i actually agree with you.

sitout

busted flush wrote: »

I rub the remains on the wall

busted

Has got to go down as one of the more vulgar of your sentences.

Timans

Title: Friction not Affliction.

Flight19

Lurictic completly lurictic i feel the comedy and the tragedy its just so real, i love it.

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Flight19 wrote: »

Lurictic completly lurictic

I just love the word "lurictic", it envokes such sadness and happiness yet it has a ting of the unknown about it too!

louliewan

Busted, your poetry instantly brings to mind the poetry of Phillip Larkin, surely there is a place for you among the greats, Leaving Cert will take on a whole new direction with plenty more student interest.

MrPirate

Bloody brilliant!!
I see this going along side Elizabeth Bishop and Michael Longley within a few years...

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louliewan wrote: »

Busted, your poetry instantly brings to mind the poetry of Phillip Larkin, surely there is a place for you among the greats.

Phillip Larkin eh....is he anything to "Big Jim Larkin" ? As if he is, well im not one to talk but, i heard he once entered a female feral cat from behind and liked it! Im not here to judge but if thats true, he is exactly the kind of person id like to be ascoted with.

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MrPirate wrote: »

I see this going along side Elizabeth Bishop within a few years...

Elizabeth Bishop...is she anything to Emily Bishop on Coranation street? As if she is...well im no one to talk but, i once heard that she once shoved a bowl of cornflakes with hot milk into her precious area to avoid being caught breaking a strict diet that she and a few other crew members were taking quiet serious....if this is true id also love be along side her in afew years!