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What a a tosser!

  • 08-05-2009 6:59pm
    #1
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭


    So the 9th annual masturbate-a-thon was on last weekend in San Fran and Masanobu Sato broke his own masturbation world record at nine hours and 58 minutes. I only have German links to this but :eek:

    That record is going to take some beating!


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  • #2
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    What did he achieve in that 10hrs? Just stroking it up and down?


  • #3
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    i only lasted 2 minutes :(


  • #4
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Pff........... amateur.............:D


  • #5
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Who won the women's event? :pac:


  • #6
    Volvoboy
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    K4t wrote: »
    Who won the women's event? :pac:

    Some wanker.


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    was he tested for drugs, viagra etc?;)


  • #8
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    jester77 wrote: »
    So the 9th annual masturbate-a-thon was on last weekend in San Fran and Masanobu Sato broke his own masturbation world record at nine hours and 58 minutes. I only have German links to this but :eek:

    That record is going to take some beating!

    Don't you mean more beating?


  • #9
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    K4t wrote: »
    Who won the women's event? :pac:


    A tosserette


  • #10
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Saibh wrote: »
    A tosserette

    Is that sexist?
    I'm not sure but I think that's sexist. There's no actresses anymore or bean gardai....
    /wanders off muttering.
    :D


  • #11
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    Volvoboy wrote: »
    Some wanker.

    answer made me smile :):)


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  • #12
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Once again:

    what record did he achieve in that time?


  • #13
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    A masturbation competition held in San Francisco?


    Sounds like a gheyfest to me.


  • #14
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Is that sexist?
    I'm not sure but I think that's sexist. There's no actresses anymore or bean ban gardai....
    /wanders off muttering.
    :D


    Would thought by now, you get used to typing that word...


  • #15
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You have misunderestimated me. My local guard is a bachelor.


  • #16
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Doesn't make any sense. Did he have trouble with his erection or what?


  • #17
    MayoForSam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    His knob must be worn down to about the size of a knob after 10 hours.


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