beard rash .... lads!!

Escapism

there I was kissing the new man with gusto at the weekend .... only to end up with the old beard rash scenario AND being totally in lust i just didn't give a hoot but next time i'm thinking i'd rather not get the sand-paper effect so how can i sort this one .... we laughed about it and he shaved no bothers but it just didn't last .... your thoughts??

SoWatchaWant

Get him to shave again. I suppose you wouldn't know that it grows back, being a woman and all.

Escapism

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Get him to shave again. I suppose you wouldn't know that it grows back, being a woman and all.

LOL ... ah lord gimme some credit ... it seemed to grow back like super fast .....

of course, i couldv'e just stop kissing but sure where's the fun in that

Captain Darling

Get him to shave his face too next time..........

brianthebard

Let him grow a beard?

javaboy

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Captain-America

You should think carefully about getting into situations like this OP, it sounds to me like you just rushed into the whole beard thing without advising him first that you could catch beard rash.

I think this should be moved to PI to be honest. It's a toughie.

SoWatchaWant

Captain Darling wrote: »

Get him to shave his face too next time..........

(high fives)

Vain

Grow a beard yourself, that will teach him.

Escapism

javaboy wrote: »

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Now there's an idea ..... I might NOT do that for now though ....

spoonbadger

javaboy wrote: »

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Agreed. Try starting with 400 grit sandpaper, and slowly move your way towards 50 grit. Once you get to that stage, you wont even feel the stubble anymore!.




You'll also be impervious to fire!.

AlmightyCushion

His beard probably gave you some STD. Never trust a beard. Hitler had on;y had a moustache and look at how bad he was, therefore people with beards are at least 20 times as bad as hitler.

partyatmygaff

javaboy wrote: »

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Do what karate fighters do to their fists.

Thrust your face into a bucket gravel 100 times per day, your face will never again feel stubble(Or much else)

eddiehead

Kiss women

Escapism

Captain-America wrote: »

You should think carefully about getting into situations like this OP, it sounds to me like you just rushed into the whole beard thing without advising him first that you could catch beard rash.

I think this should be moved to PI to be honest. It's a toughie.

hmmmm .... well ya know yourself how things go in the heat of the moment ... you make rash decisions and then .... LOL

Schism

Captain Darling wrote: »

Get him to shave his face too next time..........

I lol'd

Grow a big bushy beard yourself, should nullify any abrasive effect his has on you.

seanybiker

javaboy wrote: »

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Thats it exactly. bloody women giving out again. Worse thing about a beard is getting yer lacks makeup al over it.
Beards are great. If your eating and your not to hungry you can stash a surprising amount of food in the beard until later when ya are hungry. Its a balls drinking guinness and forgetting to get rid of the guinness tash though.

Escapism

I'm so glad i joing boards.ie tonight to ask this deep and meaningful question .... the male insights are something i will use forNever

Raze_them_all

Just be glad it's on yer face and it's nowhere else!

javaboy

javaboy wrote: »

Stop using moisturisers and stuff. You're just making your own skin softer and more sensitive. What you need to do is get your skin nice and callused and weather worn. Then you'll barely feel his stubble.

Vain wrote: »

Grow a beard yourself, that will teach him.

Follow both my advice and Vain's and you'll never run into problems with men kissing you again: http://gallery.photo.net/photo/7427047-lg.jpg

TheZohanS

It's worse when you kiss a girl and feel stubble on her upper lip.....taxi!

SoWatchaWant

Escapism wrote: »

hmmmm .... well ya know yourself how things go in the heat of the moment ... you make rash decisions and then .... LOL

Ah, this thread was no more than a thinly veiled vehicle for that awful pun, eh? I like.

Escapism

TheZohan wrote: »

It's worse when you kiss a girl and feel stubble on her upper lip.....taxi!

OMG that's class ... i am so enjoying this ... (almost as much as i enjoyed the kissing post-beard-rash) .. ah to hell with, i enjoyed it all LOL

Schism

javaboy wrote: »

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/7427047-lg.jpg

That picture... oh dear god.... /wretches

Escapism

javaboy wrote: »

Follow both my advice and Vain's and you'll never run into problems with men kissing you again: http://gallery.photo.net/photo/7427047-lg.jpg

I'm too afraid to look at whatever is on that link .... its gonna be gross, isn't it??

javaboy

Schism wrote: »

That picture... oh dear god.... /wretches

Yeah but.....

[ ] Would
[ ] Would not

Escapism

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Ah, this thread was no more than a thinly veiled vehicle for that awful pun, eh? I like.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jesus Juice

Escapism wrote: »

OMG that's class ... i am so enjoying this ... (almost as much as i enjoyed the kissing post-beard-rash) .. ah to hell with, i enjoyed it all LOL

I know right?*giggles*

javaboy

Escapism wrote: »

I'm too afraid to look at whatever is on that link .... its gonna be gross, isn't it??

It's a woman with an experienced face.

Escapism

javaboy wrote: »

It's a woman with an experienced face.

I looked .............. where the hell did you get that picture of me

johnny_knoxvile

Escapism wrote: »

I'm so glad i joing boards.ie tonight to ask this deep and meaningful question .... the male insights are something i will use forNever

look as i always say to the women who complain about this issue, you go to get facials etc and pay a bomb. Snog me with a bit of 6'O clock shadow and it's a natural expholiant!

Professey Chin

But I like my beard

Lu Tze

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

But I like my beard

Ah but it isn't a beard is it? Admit it, you trained a small furry animal to cling to your face :eek:

FlutterinBantam

Look ladies, let's cut to the chase,going down on a stubbly gowler ain't too fookin good for your chops either.

DARKIZE

javaboy wrote: »

Follow both my advice and Vain's and you'll never run into problems with men kissing you again: http://gallery.photo.net/photo/7427047-lg.jpg

I've had her.

Professey Chin

Lu Tze wrote: »

Ah but it isn't a beard is it? Admit it, you trained a small furry animal to cling to your face :eek:

Nope. Tis the beardyguard for the chin

Puddleduck

Omgz you hadz kiss ROFFLES!!!

Dont kiss him, thats girly crap. Just get in there.

Escapism

Puddleduck wrote: »

Dont kiss him, thats girly crap. Just get in there.

it would take a hell of a lot more than stubble to stop me ....

Leprachaun

Tell him to trim and moisturise his beard,so it isn't prickly.

**** that sounded a little ghey.

SEX STEAK CARS!

Escapism

This being my first thread on boards .... well i've learned a lot :rolleyes:

some of it .... well the mind boggles ....

other parts of it .... well they're just damn funny

most of it .... DIDN'T ANSWER DIDDLY SQUAT ....

I'm gonna make him shave with beautiful Clinique shaving products ... hmmm yummy hahaha :P

Escapism

Leprachaun wrote: »

Tell him to trim and moisturise his beard,so it isn't prickly.

**** that sounded a little ghey.

SEX STEAK CARS!

LOL ...nah it didn't :rolleyes:

and it's not a beard .... it's just darn stubble .... i'll put up with it me thinks!

Tar.Aldarion

He just has to shave a lot. I'd have to shave every 2 hours to stop the missus giveing out about the stubble hurting.

Banter Joe

Problem Solved:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2532363864_d2c97d5b8c.jpg?v=0

Professey Chin

Escapism wrote: »

This being my first thread on boards .... well i've learned a lot :rolleyes:

some of it .... well the mind boggles ....

other parts of it .... well they're just damn funny

most of it .... DIDN'T ANSWER DIDDLY SQUAT ....

I'm gonna make him shave with beautiful Clinique shaving products ... hmmm yummy hahaha :P

Youre in After Hours.
Nothing and we mean nothing is safe

Escapism

Banter Joe wrote: »

Problem Solved:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2532363864_d2c97d5b8c.jpg?v=0

classy!!! how do you find such delightful apparatus (don't know the plural ... is it apparatuses ... apparatusi .... apparati .. LOL )

Escapism

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Youre in After Hours.
Nothing and we mean nothing is safe

:eek: god bless us and save us :eek:

Professey Chin

Escapism wrote: »

:eek: god bless us and save us :eek:

Nope.He's fcuked in here too:pac:

Horsefumbler

Escapism wrote: »

there I was kissing the new man with gusto at the weekend .... only to end up with the old beard rash scenario AND being totally in lust i just didn't give a hoot but next time i'm thinking i'd rather not get the sand-paper effect so how can i sort this one .... we laughed about it and he shaved no bothers but it just didn't last .... your thoughts??

you really just wanted to tell the world you've got a new man didn't you gurl?

Congradulations!

Escapism

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Nope.He's fcuked in here too:pac:

so literally, sfa is safe in here .... there goes my innocence .. oh wait, thats been gone a while :P

Escapism

Horsefumbler wrote: »

you really just wanted to tell the world you've got a new man didn't you gurl?

Congradulations!

YEAH BABY ..... LOL