Pro Wrestling and beer saved my life.

Terry

You know how you hear of people ending up in a coma or dying after falling down the stairs?
Well I just fell down the stairs.
Slipped on the top step.

Watching documentaries about Pro Wrestling has taught me that you should go limp and tuck your chin in when you take a bump (fall).
Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

Woooooooooooooooo!

Slidey

Serves ye posh non-bungalow dwellers right :pac:

brianthebard

Glad you're still with us Terry.

kwestfan08

Jesus turns out wrestling isnt fake after all

Terry

Slidey wrote: »

Serves ye posh non-bungalow dwellers right :pac:

Mid-terrace council house.

admiralofthefleet

what way did you fall? did you go down on your arse?

Sharpshooter

No need for the Undertaker so.

Terry

kwestfan08 wrote: »

Jesus turns out wrestling isnt fake after all

Oh. I have an e-mail sent to me the other day.
I'll upload it to youtube now.
The wrestler at the start is funny.
BRB.

galwayrush

Glad you're ok, Beer is the key.:cool:

galwayrush

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what way did you fall? did you go down on your arse?

Imagine if he was scratching his arse with his typing fingers at the time.:eek:A mod who wouldn't be able to type.

SoupyNorman

I'm happy Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.


Beer also makes me vomit, but I still love it.

Diabhal Beag

Wrestling really has fallen a lot quality wise since Mixed Martial Malarchy started becoming popular

Sharpshooter

SoupyNorman wrote: »

I'm happy it Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.

You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.

SoupyNorman

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.

12 years ago I loved it, could'nt get enough of it.


I've grown up.

Terry

Sharpshooter wrote: »

No need for the Undertaker so.

I am the Undertaker.

galwayrush wrote: »

Imagine if he was scratching his arse with his typing fingers at the time.:eek:A mod who wouldn't be able to type.

I've 6 fingers on each hand.

SoupyNorman wrote: »

I'm happy it Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.


Beer also makes me vomit, but I still love it.

Yeah.
It's like those soccer players kissing when they win a game or rugby players feeling each other up in a scrum. Not to mention what goes on in the showers afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzr5cXZ10WE

Video still processing, so it may not work for a few minutes.

SoupyNorman

Terry wrote: »

Yeah.
It's like those soccer players kissing when they win a game of rugby players feeling each other up in a scrum. Not to mention what goes on in the showers afterwards.

Wasn't The Ultimate Warrior a Choco Pipe plumber?

Abi

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.

Sharpie, your entire sig is in fecking pink*. Help us out here :pac:















*Yeah I know why..

Kiera

Terry wrote: »

You know how you hear of people ending up in a coma or dying after falling down the stairs?
Well I just fell down the stairs.
Slipped on the top step.

Watching documentaries about Pro Wrestling has taught me that you should go limp and tuck your chin in when you take a bump (fall).
Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

Woooooooooooooooo!

Dammit! Must remember to leave two shoes at the top of the stairs next time :mad:

Terry

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Wasn't The Ultimate Warrior a Choco Pipe plumber?

Nah. He found God.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/u/ultimate-warrior.php

Sharpshooter

Terry wrote: »

I am the Undertaker.

I hate to be the Bearer of bad news but NO just NO.

admiralofthefleet

hulk hogan was the best

Sharpshooter

See what eating his vitamins did.

SoupyNorman

Sharpshooter wrote: »

See what eating his vitamins did.

Turned him into an insufferable arsehole?

Sofiztikated

Congratulations, Terry, yet more proof that beer is the saviour of mankind.
All those wino's are way ahead of those teatotallers.

Kiera

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Congratulations, Terry, yet more proof that beer is the saviour of mankind.
All those wino's are way ahead of those teatotallers.

The beers also masks the pain. Bet he wakes up tomorrow with a broken limb

Eoin

Terry wrote: »

Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

Did the beer not cause you to slip in the first place though?

Captain-America

Thought we'd lost you there for a second Terry.

People were starting to send in Moderator applications.

Terry

eoin wrote: »

Did the beer not cause you to slip in the first place though?

Nope.
Never.

Sharpshooter

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Turned him into an insufferable arsehole?

No he was always an insufferable arsehole.