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Pro Wrestling and beer saved my life.

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  • 07-05-2009 9:45pm
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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭


    You know how you hear of people ending up in a coma or dying after falling down the stairs?
    Well I just fell down the stairs.
    Slipped on the top step.

    Watching documentaries about Pro Wrestling has taught me that you should go limp and tuck your chin in when you take a bump (fall).
    Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

    Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

    Woooooooooooooooo!
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    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Serves ye posh non-bungalow dwellers right :pac:


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    brianthebard
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    Glad you're still with us Terry.


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    kwestfan08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Jesus turns out wrestling isnt fake after all :D


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Slidey wrote: »
    Serves ye posh non-bungalow dwellers right :pac:
    Mid-terrace council house. :)


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    what way did you fall? did you go down on your arse?


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    No need for the Undertaker so.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    kwestfan08 wrote: »
    Jesus turns out wrestling isnt fake after all :D
    Oh. I have an e-mail sent to me the other day.
    I'll upload it to youtube now.
    The wrestler at the start is funny.
    BRB.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Glad you're ok, Beer is the key.:cool:


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    what way did you fall? did you go down on your arse?

    Imagine if he was scratching his arse with his typing fingers at the time.:eek:A mod who wouldn't be able to type.


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I'm happy Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


    It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.


    Beer also makes me vomit, but I still love it.


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    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Wrestling really has fallen a lot quality wise since Mixed Martial Malarchy started becoming popular


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    I'm happy it Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


    It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.

    You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.

    12 years ago I loved it, could'nt get enough of it.


    I've grown up.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    No need for the Undertaker so.
    I am the Undertaker.

    galwayrush wrote: »
    Imagine if he was scratching his arse with his typing fingers at the time.:eek:A mod who wouldn't be able to type.
    I've 6 fingers on each hand.

    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    I'm happy it Pro Wrestling has embiggened your life Terry,


    It does not change the fact that it is the Gheyest, most farcical parade of Carnival and pretend and make believe in the entire globe. *Vomits uncontrollably.


    Beer also makes me vomit, but I still love it.
    Yeah.
    It's like those soccer players kissing when they win a game or rugby players feeling each other up in a scrum. Not to mention what goes on in the showers afterwards.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzr5cXZ10WE

    Video still processing, so it may not work for a few minutes.


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Terry wrote: »

    Yeah.
    It's like those soccer players kissing when they win a game of rugby players feeling each other up in a scrum. Not to mention what goes on in the showers afterwards.


    Wasn't The Ultimate Warrior a Choco Pipe plumber?


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    You are 12 years too late with that insightful post Soupy.

    Sharpie, your entire sig is in fecking pink*. Help us out here :pac:















    *Yeah I know why..


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Terry wrote: »
    You know how you hear of people ending up in a coma or dying after falling down the stairs?
    Well I just fell down the stairs.
    Slipped on the top step.

    Watching documentaries about Pro Wrestling has taught me that you should go limp and tuck your chin in when you take a bump (fall).
    Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

    Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

    Woooooooooooooooo!
    Dammit! Must remember to leave two shoes at the top of the stairs next time :mad:


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    #19
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Wasn't The Ultimate Warrior a Choco Pipe plumber?
    Nah. He found God.
    http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/u/ultimate-warrior.php


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Terry wrote: »
    I am the Undertaker.

    I hate to be the Bearer of bad news but NO just NO.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    hulk hogan was the best


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    #22
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    See what eating his vitamins did.


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    See what eating his vitamins did.


    Turned him into an insufferable arsehole?


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    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Congratulations, Terry, yet more proof that beer is the saviour of mankind.
    All those wino's are way ahead of those teatotallers.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Congratulations, Terry, yet more proof that beer is the saviour of mankind.
    All those wino's are way ahead of those teatotallers.
    The beers also masks the pain. Bet he wakes up tomorrow with a broken limb :D


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    #26
    Eoin
    Registered Users Posts: 21,239 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    Terry wrote: »
    Alcohol makes you go limp naturally.

    Therefore I'm still alive due to PW and beer.

    Did the beer not cause you to slip in the first place though?


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    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Thought we'd lost you there for a second Terry.

    People were starting to send in Moderator applications.


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    #28
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    eoin wrote: »
    Did the beer not cause you to slip in the first place though?
    Nope.
    Never.


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    #29
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Turned him into an insufferable arsehole?
    No he was always an insufferable arsehole.


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