Bring back the Nuns

plastic patrick

FFS!!!! Seriously!!! If I hear one more thing about those Nurses - the great work they do, how kind and caring they are, how the whole world would fall apart if they weren't such angels...I swear I'll be first in line to chuck eggs when they strike.

At least back in the 70s their primary role was to mop floors, make beds and wipe arses...no MRSA then.

Just get on with it...Bring back the Nuns.

Puddleduck

plastic patrick wrote: »

FFS!!!! Seriously!!! If I hear one more thing about those Nurses - the great work they do, how kind and caring they are, how the whole world would fall apart if they weren't such angels...I swear I'll be first in line to chuck eggs when they strike.

At least back in the 70s their primary role was to mop floors, make beds and wipe arses...no MRSA then.

Just get on with it...Bring back the Nuns.

Have you ever been in any kind of institution run by nuns?

petes

Penguins!!!!

axel rose

Ah yes the good old 1970s........Everything was great in the 70s :rolleyes:


Why stop at the 1970s? Lets bring the HSE to the standards of the 1870s.


I think if you look real hard you may find that nursing practices have changed in nearly 40 years.........Who needs chemotherapy?

TheZohanS

It should be bring back the nurses.

The majority of hospitals employ cleaning contractors, lowest price gets the contract.

WindSock

It's nurses aids who do all the dirty work now. They get little to no praise and feck all pay to boot.

I think we need to let the Brits take over again and give us the NHS.

Saibh

plastic patrick wrote: »

FFS!!!! Seriously!!! If I hear one more thing about those Nurses - the great work they do, how kind and caring they are, how the whole world would fall apart if they weren't such angels...I swear I'll be first in line to chuck eggs when they strike.

At least back in the 70s their primary role was to mop floors, make beds and wipe arses...no MRSA then.

Just get on with it...Bring back the Nuns.

How do know nuns wouldn't strike as well?

Puddleduck

Saibh wrote: »

How do know nuns wouldn't strike as well?

They fear God. Threaten some purgatory or some hard time in hell and theyll work.

Those darned nurses have no fear!

anonymous_joe

Saibh wrote: »

How do know nuns wouldn't strike as well?

God'd smite them if they did.

Trade unionism goes hand in hand with godless communism, can't be having that kind of thing. :pac:

plastic patrick

axel rose wrote: »

I think if you look real hard you may find that nursing practices have changed in nearly 40 years.........Who needs chemotherapy?

Ah yes....that's the problem...they THINK they're responsible for Chemotherapy, face transplants...and probably the miracle of life itself.

It would be great if they could stop telling us how great they are and start killing some superbugs instead of polishing their halos.

At least with the nuns, pride was a sin :eek:

Slow Motion

I do get sick of hearing the nurses complain, and having had family members in hospital over the past few years I can tell you some of them are uncaring fcukers and should be shot for the way they treat patients. Having said that for the most of them I understand where they are coming from, if I had to work for the HSE I would have gone postal on Jabba Hearny and Brendan Dumb long ago!

axel rose

Sorry pardon me I didnt realise it was nurses this month.

March was the public and civil servants, April was teachers so I guess May is b1tch about the nurses.

So true PP ALL nurses just sit around all day doing nothing. I hear most of them dont even like sick people.

Saibh

Our lesson of today in AH - plastic patrick doesn't like nurses!

WindSock

Saibh wrote: »

Our lesson of today in AH - plastic patrick doesn't like nurses!

Maybe they messed up his boob job/willyplasty.

Saibh

WindSock wrote: »

Maybe they messed up his boob job/willyplasty.

Along with a face transplant

Nodin

WindSock wrote: »

Maybe they messed up his boob job/willyplasty.

...or perhaps he thinks theres a thing called 'Random Rectal Probe' day and it was his number that came up, rather than a nessecary medical procedure......

Puddleduck

Nodin wrote: »

...or perhaps he thinks theres a thing called 'Random Rectal Probe' day and it was his number that came up, rather than a nessecary medical procedure......

No, thats aliens. Nurses are them ones that wear white and stand outside hospitals with signs saying 'More pay'

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

plastic patrick wrote: »

Ah yes....that's the problem...they THINK they're responsible for Chemotherapy, face transplants...and probably the miracle of life itself.

It would be great if they could stop telling us how great they are and start killing some superbugs instead of polishing their halos.

At least with the nuns, pride was a sin :eek:

And when was the last time a nun won the Nobel prize for medicine, eh? Most of the nuns I knew back in "good old days" were the most prideful, arrogant people I've ever met.

axel rose

Methinks that plastic paddy is suffering from bad case of rose tinted specs.

• Bring back the 70s
• lovely nuns

Actually it could be some kind of boyhood fantasy hes trying to realise....'Come here young man and let sister marian wash ya down' :eek:

Dudess

plastic patrick wrote: »

FFS!!!! Seriously!!! If I hear one more thing about those Nurses - the great work they do, how kind and caring they are, how the whole world would fall apart if they weren't such angels...I swear I'll be first in line to chuck eggs when they strike.

At least back in the 70s their primary role was to mop floors, make beds and wipe arses...no MRSA then.

Just get on with it...Bring back the Nuns.

Do you even know what you're talking about, OP?

johnny_knoxvile

Saibh wrote: »

Our lesson of today in AH - plastic patrick doesn't like nurses!

have to agree.

If the nurses strike and Patrick gets sick hes off to visit the clergy to look after him...

...patrick the priests might give you a sponge bath you never forget.

Saibh

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

have to agree.

If the nurses strike and Patrick gets sick hes off to visit the clergy to look after him...

...patrick the priests might give you a sponge bath you never forget.

The truth is that plastic patrick has a thing for nuns uniforms.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

plastic patrick wrote: »

Ah yes....that's the problem...they THINK they're responsible for Chemotherapy, face transplants...and probably the miracle of life itself.

I suppose you're right, the nurses do take way too much credit for everything that happens in the hospital. Especially considering it's actually the consultants who really do all the work.
Ahhh the consultant - the hospitals true unsung heroes!!!

Also - have you been smoking crack? 'cus I've been reading your last two posts and I'm inclined to think so...

johnny_knoxvile

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I suppose you're right, the nurses do take way too much credit for everything that happens in the hospital. Especially considering it's actually the consultants who really do all the work.
Ahhh the consultant - the hospitals true unsung heroes!!!

Also - have you been smoking crack? 'cus I've been reading your last two posts and I'm inclined to think so...

first, i have no association with the hospital. But i have seen the work they do first hand, and what they have to put up with in the likes of James' & Tallaght. The money they make is hard earned.

Second, we're not on crack, just having the craic.

allabouteve

axel rose wrote: »

Sorry pardon me I didnt realise it was nurses this month.

March was the public and civil servants, April was teachers so I guess May is b1tch about the nurses.

So true PP ALL nurses just sit around all day doing nothing. I hear most of them dont even like sick people.

Glad someone else spotted the pattern.

If March was public servants, and April was teachers and now May is the nurses turn, when were the bankers covered?

johnny_knoxvile

allabouteve wrote: »

Glad someone else spotted the pattern.

If March was public servants, and April was teachers and now May is the nurses turn, when were the bankers covered?

its the people down in the sewers that get covered in sh1t first.

There's the Government telling us we all have to share the pain and Bertie is getting gifts of a seat for life at all the home football games. We're bailing out the banks and they are aggressively reposessing houses and cars without quarter, from hard working people down on their luck.

And there are people giving nurses and civil servants grief.

Yep, very Irish.

Mimikyu

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anonymous_joe

Last time I was in hospital myself was when I'd fúcked my elbow and one of the nurses was a Filipino bloke and he was absolutely bang on.

Then the radiographer's nurse was a bítch to me.

Don't see the point in saying they're all lovely or horrible.

Their pay's fairly high compared to nurses in other country so I'm not sure what they're moaning about though.

Captain-America

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Last time I was in hospital myself was when I'd fúcked my elbow and one of the nurses was a Filipino bloke and he was absolutely bang on.

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