Last day of leaving cert

zonEEE

So coming to the end soon enough and we are just thinking up plans to completely **** up the school for the day. Post up some stuff that was done in your school on the last day.

On the list at the moment:
Letting a few chickens loose around the school.
Tying up a few first years with duck tape and then taping them to a few pillars.
Photoshopping pics of all the teachers and sticking them up all around the school.
The usual eggs, rotten veg food fight type of thing
And locking the dickheads of canteen staff into the cafe with a load of cable ties.
Fairly liquid in the cisterns of the toilets.

Post a few ideas/memory's up !

My name is URL

Kidnap the caretaker and rape him daily

Overheal

What a good way to get you barred from sitting your exams.

Good luck with that.

TheZohanS

We gathered everyone together at lunchtime, collected empty buckets.....









....and went out to collect for charity.

Vain

Just go out and get p!ssed faced like normal people after the leaving cert.

O and man kids this days:rolleyes:

Insect Overlord

This thread pops up this time every year...

zonEEE

Vain wrote: »

Just go out and get p!ssed faced like normal people after the leaving cert.

O and man kids this days:rolleyes:

of course that will be done with out saying, don't no must be just our school but its a tradition for leaving certs on the last day to just cause general mayhem around the place.

Overheal

I know right? I mean on your last day of class: bad idea - they can bar you for less (you may remember last year 2 kids got barred at one school just for having bleached haircuts)

And on the last day of the exams, who the fcuk cares? Its called freedom, stupid. Go out and have a drink.

Not to mention the couple tards that did that in mine - TP'd the place around a bit. Then they had to repeat. I laughed - their applications were denied.

Shacklebolt

Excuse me, but some of us are trying to learn....

Aldebaran

strongr wrote: »

On the list at the moment:
Letting a few chickens loose around the school.
Tying up a few first years with duck tape and then taping them to a few pillars.
Photoshopping pics of all the teachers and sticking them up all around the school.
The usual eggs, rotten veg food fight type of thing
And locking the dickheads of canteen staff into the cafe with a load of cable ties.
Fairly liquid in the cisterns of the toilets.

How about you use your last day of school as an oppurtunity to show that you've actually grown up a little in the past 5/6 years?



Or you could set fire to something, thats always fun.

Diabhal Beag

OP heres a good idea, but you didn't hear it from me. Ask about the fool who got tracked down for programming his calculator and bragging on boards. Tis a fine tale

Vain

Stage 1 Buy brown sauce plug sink in bath room, fill sink with bottle of brown sauce and turn on tape to get required sh!t colour.

Stage 2 Get toilet tissue put hand wash soap on it and dip into **** coloured water.

Stage 3 Throw said sh!t coloured toilet paper on roof, walls.

Job done.

Insect Overlord

Little Shyte wrote: »

OP heres a good idea, but you didn't hear it from me. Ask about the fool who got tracked down for programming his calculator and bragging on boards. Tis a fine tale

Man, that was epic.
He kept posting threads about it too!

CreepingDeath

strongr wrote: »

So coming to the end soon enough and we are just thinking up plans to completely **** up the school for the day.

Why bother, you might as well start queuing up for the dole.

poisonated

Theres a fountain in the school and each year someone puts fariy liquid in it:pac:
Last year all the windows in the common room were boarded up,the doors were baracaded shut and they had a rave with cans and all

Michellenman

People did that kind of malarky in my school a few years before me. They got their debs and their graduation cancelled.

Also a couple the year before me did stuff like that and had to sit their exams elsewhere.

Just warning ya! It may seem like fun and games and then it all goes wrong.

Purple Gorilla

One 6th year in my school is taking these last few weeks of school pretty seriously... We have a phantom ****ter... He's gone around pooing everywhere.

Poo No.1 : A giant one which was so big that it had to be picked out of the toilet

No.2: He opened the toilet paper dispenser (You know the round, silver ones) and he did 3 little poos on the inside of the cover then pissed all over it

No.3: Shat on the toilet seat and then smeared it all over it

No.4: Just yesterday, he shat in a schoolbag and left it in the toilet

Kudos to you Mysterious pooper

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

strongr wrote: »

... Letting a few chickens loose around the school.

Post a few ideas/memory's up !

Ok, important point to remember if you go down the animal route: try and paint them (safely) with numbers, but skip one. For example: if you have four (in the case I heard, it was sheep) then number them 1, 2, 3 and 5.

The facualty will go mad looking for number 4.

GirlInterrupted

strongr wrote: »

So coming to the end soon enough and we are just thinking up plans to completely **** up the school for the day. Post up some stuff that was done in your school on the last day.

On the list at the moment:
Letting a few chickens loose around the school.
Tying up a few first years with duck tape and then taping them to a few pillars.
Photoshopping pics of all the teachers and sticking them up all around the school.
The usual eggs, rotten veg food fight type of thing
And locking the dickheads of canteen staff into the cafe with a load of cable ties.
Fairly liquid in the cisterns of the toilets.

Post a few ideas/memory's up !

From the top:

Chickens - animal cruelty
Tying up first years - bullying
Photoshopping pics - possibly slanderous
Rotten eggs - disease spreading
Locking up staff - false imprisonment
Fairy liquid in loos - criminal damage

Yes, it all sounds hilarious.

Aldebaran

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

One 6th year in my school is taking these last few weeks of school pretty seriously... We have a phantom ****ter... He's gone around pooing everywhere.

Poo No.1 : A giant one which was so big that it had to be picked out of the toilet

No.2: He opened the toilet paper dispenser (You know the round, silver ones) and he did 3 little poos on the inside of the cover then pissed all over it

No.3: Shat on the toilet seat and then smeared it all over it

No.4: Just yesterday, he shat in a schoolbag and left it in the toilet

Kudos to you Mysterious pooper

Keep us updated.

Shacklebolt

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

From the top:

Chickens - animal cruelty
Tying up first years - bullying
Photoshopping pics - possibly slanderous
Rotten eggs - disease spreading
Locking up staff - false imprisonment
Fairy liquid in loos - criminal damage

Yes, it all sounds hilarious.

I bet you were the life and soul of the party back in school.

GirlInterrupted

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I bet you were the life and soul of the party back in school.

I still am.

I'm a teacher...:)

partyatmygaff

Last year our schools' 6th years decided to host football and basketball matches in the corridors, no goals obviously. Just basically 20-25 people running alongside eachother in corridors trying to tackle the one poor fool at the front.

Funny thing was our science teacher decided to open the door to see whats going on and got a football kicked straight into the jaw, needless to say they were barred from coming in the last week of school.
:pac:

The principals car was TP'ed too, including weaving it between the wheel spokes and around the wheels, even through the front grille

Another one just after graduation was about 3 of the 6th years decided to scale the roof of the P.E. hall which is pretty damn high and on top they layed down a sign labelled
"Drop Bombs Here", they took photos and all. How they got up there I have no damn idea.

Naos

Little Shyte wrote: »

OP heres a good idea, but you didn't hear it from me. Ask about the fool who got tracked down for programming his calculator and bragging on boards. Tis a fine tale

An File wrote: »

Man, that was epic.
He kept posting threads about it too!

Ah lads, links please!

Purple Gorilla

Aldebaran wrote: »

Keep us updated.

Will do...

He has vowed to strike again..and the latest one was only yesterday. I suspect it's the little Indian girl in 2nd year.

But seriously, No.1 was so big..it was a good 4 inches wide..there was no way a person could have got through that without:
1)Crying
2)Bleeding

There were queues to see it

Tar.Aldarion

strongr wrote: »

So coming to the end soon enough and we are just thinking up plans to completely **** up the school for the day. Post up some stuff that was done in your school on the last day.

On the list at the moment:
Letting a few chickens loose around the school.
Tying up a few first years with duck tape and then taping them to a few pillars.
Photoshopping pics of all the teachers and sticking them up all around the school.
The usual eggs, rotten veg food fight type of thing
And locking the dickheads of canteen staff into the cafe with a load of cable ties.
Fairly liquid in the cisterns of the toilets.

Post a few ideas/memory's up !

Sounds like every day in summerhill to me, we also turned a car upsidedown. Bitch deserved it. :pac:

zonEEE

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Sounds like every day in summerhill to me, we also turned a car upsidedown. Bitch deserved it. :pac:

at least someone on here knows what its like

Gummy Panda

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

One 6th year in my school is taking these last few weeks of school pretty seriously... We have a phantom ****ter... He's gone around pooing everywhere.

Poo No.1 : A giant one which was so big that it had to be picked out of the toilet

No.2: He opened the toilet paper dispenser (You know the round, silver ones) and he did 3 little poos on the inside of the cover then pissed all over it

No.3: Shat on the toilet seat and then smeared it all over it

No.4: Just yesterday, he shat in a schoolbag and left it in the toilet

Kudos to you Mysterious pooper

flutt has a son in 6th year?

Aldebaran

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

But seriously, No.1 was so big..it was a good 4 inches wide..there was no way a person could have got through that without:
1)Crying
2)Bleeding

There were queues to see it

How many Courics was it? :pac:

jaffa20

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I still am.

I'm a teacher...:)

On summer holidays already

RHunce

Little Shyte wrote: »

OP heres a good idea, but you didn't hear it from me. Ask about the fool who got tracked down for programming his calculator and bragging on boards. Tis a fine tale

where can i see this?

Dante

Dress up as the KKK and run around the school and see how many get arrseted!

.50 (MOA)

in my school years before my time the final years got weedkiller and sprayed the caretakers nickname onto the grass, it took a while to work so since they weren't caught in the act it was impossible to find out who done it, they were gone by then anyway.

it meant bertie had to go about all summer cuttin the grass with a nickname he hated killed into it. took good work to get it written on the grass, evenly spaced, think they did it at night when the school was closed.


obviously writing teaspoon in the grass with really strongly mixed weed killer is of no value to you, and i do not suggest any or all of the following;

A penis
Breasts
HELP
SOS
the principals phone number, preferably with added "for hot man love" satement
some sort of p0rn0graphic scene (in an art attack style) maybe animal in nature :rolleyes:

Vain

DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »

Dress up as the KKK and run around the school and see how many get arrseted!

Guy in my class set a kkk wall paper as his back ground. I was sure the teachers head was going to explode he was so mad.

Leejo

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

From the top:

Chickens - animal cruelty
Tying up first years - bullying
Photoshopping pics - possibly slanderous
Rotten eggs - disease spreading
Locking up staff - false imprisonment
Fairy liquid in loos - criminal damage

Yes, it all sounds hilarious.

Show me a prank that doesn't have a consiquence attached to it...

Shacklebolt

Vain wrote: »

Guy in my class set a kkk wall paper as his back ground. I was sure the teachers head was going to explode he was so mad.

Nothing beats drawing crude pictures of genitalia with MS paint, and setting it as the screensaver

bythewoods

We didn't do anything in my school last year to my awareness.
We, eh, wished the teachers all the best and thanked them in a mature manner. *shrugs*

This year though, there are, seemingly, many "hilarious" plans. They all seem to follow the "leaving chickens off around the school" route.
(I'm repeating, In another school)

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ok, important point to remember if you go down the animal route: try and paint them (safely) with numbers, but skip one. For example: if you have four (in the case I heard, it was sheep) then number them 1, 2, 3 and 5.

The facualty will go mad looking for number 4.

Yes, because this is EXTREMELY original and has never before been done, ever.
Along with the "rave in schools" and fairy-liquid in the school fountain options.
Please.

Naos wrote: »

Ah lads, links please!

RHunce wrote: »

where can i see this?

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055315462
There's the link to the "Cheated my ass off and didn't get caught thread!"
- It was EPIC last year. But your man came back and edited his original post after a few calls into Joe Duffy and the likes :P
You can still see it quoted in places I'd say..

MrsMcSteamy

strongr wrote: »

of course that will be done with out saying, don't no must be just our school but its a tradition for leaving certs on the last day to just cause general mayhem around the place.

A few years before i sat my leaving cert the 6th years of the time, on their last week carried out a load of pranks. One of which was putting tons of washing up liquid on the stairs. A girl from my year who was severly disabled fell down the stairs and was badly injured. I would advise against any pranks. Better to go out and have a few drinks with your mates and relax before the stress of the exams hit all of ye.
Just my 2cent's

Local-womanizer

One of our teachers had a mini,and the 6th years lifted it into the front porch of the school(We went to school in a castle,the porch was big)

Dunno how they got it out in the end.

In my last year a few lads got on the roof and painted there names:rolleyes:,it wouldent have mattered anyway as they where caught coming down and kicked out.

legendal

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Excuse me, but some of us are trying to learn....

Sorry there, some of us are trying to sleep...
Let three chickens loose, but number them 1, 2, and 4. Then watch as they spend all day trying to find number three
EDIT: Never mind, it's been done...

Soby

Aww ye i member that thread..Hhaha that was legend..Thank feck all that LC sh!te is over for me:D

Little Shyte wrote: »

OP heres a good idea, but you didn't hear it from me. Ask about the fool who got tracked down for programming his calculator and bragging on boards. Tis a fine tale

What were the videos links about in that thread btw???

Pete P Peterson

strongr wrote: »

So coming to the end soon enough

I was of the impression that you were coming to the start first? No?

minidazzler

What you need;

Lots of Baking Soda,
Lots of Vinegar,
As many toilets as you can find,
A sense of humour!!!