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New twist in Madonna adoption attempt

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  • 06-05-2009 7:57pm
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    Raiser
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    I'm planning on hanging around in the 5 star hotels of Malawi in an adult nappy.....


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    My name is URL
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    Bonus points if you mangle her with a heavy pipe


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    auditek923
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    flmao....hahahah


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    Busi_Girl08
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    George Michael might give you a call...


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    galwayrush
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    George Michael might give you a call...

    Better find a seedy public loo then, not a 5 star hotel.;)


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    TheZohanS
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    Raiser wrote: »
    I'm planning on hanging around in the 5 star hotels of Malawi in an adult nappy.....

    Pics or GTFO!


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    Raiser
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Bonus points if you mangle her with a heavy pipe

    Was thinking of leaving it hanging out of the nappy :p
    TheZohan wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO!

    Wait for the episode on MTV Cribs - see me in all my glory; An adult sized baby grow, 6 days stubble, a cruel hangover and a bosomy Swedish Nanny........


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    galwayrush
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    She's a minger:rolleyes:


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    phasers
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    She only adopts attractive children, sorry


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    TheZohanS
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    Raiser wrote: »
    Wait for the episode on MTV Cribs - see me in all my glory; An adult sized baby grow, 6 days stubble, a cruel hangover and a bosomy Swedish Nanny........

    Can't wait to see a frightened Irish guy being breast fed by Madonna...


    she'd old enough to be your....oh yeah.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Would she not just go down the kidnapping route. It would save her a load of hassle.


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    galwayrush
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Would she not just go down the kidnapping route. It would save her a load of hassle.

    Not the type of publicity she is looking for.;)


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    The_Minister
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    Since Degsy is banned, I'll fill his shoes.


    Why is she adopting from Africa? Whats wrong with Irish babies, or American ones?

    Damn Nigerians stealing our children's adoption opportunities...


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    Burkatron
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    Since Degsy is banned, I'll fill his shoes.


    Why is she adopting from Africa? Whats wrong with Irish babies, or American ones?

    Damn Nigerians stealing our children's adoption opportunities...



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    Raiser
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    Can't wait to see a frightened Irish guy being breast fed by Madonna...

    Straight in from the Nightclub at 4am and bawling for a silicone bevy......


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    johnny_knoxvile
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    "New Twist In Madonna Adoption Attempt"


    ...I thought you were going to tell me at the last minute Angelina Jolie stepped in to adopt Madonna.


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