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3 hymns...

  • 06-05-2009 12:01pm
    #1
    Dravokivich
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    One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra
    money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the
    offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out
    three hymns.

    After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed
    that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he
    immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to
    personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

    A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her
    hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the
    pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in
    thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

    Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three
    handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."


    - Drav!


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