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Speeding Tickets

  • 06-05-2009 11:59am
    #1
    L_gaucho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭


    GOOD:

    Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
    wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
    was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP
    AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an
    accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket
    full of money.
    (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


    BETTER:

    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
    radar post in La Crosse , WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
    cute, he sent the police department
    a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of
    handcuffs.


    BEST:

    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
    walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet
    you are going to sell me a
    ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, ' Wisconsin State
    Troopers don't have
    balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back
    in his patrol car and left.


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