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3 wishes

  • 05-05-2009 8:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭


    If you were given three wishes hwat would they be

    1 - health for all
    2 - wealth to be comfortable for life
    3 - the ability to fly anywhere at any time - that would be fun - a click of the fingers and am there

    and yourself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Immortality.
    Freedom from all kinds of pain.
    3 more wishes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    1. liquor
    2. hookers
    3. blackjack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Just one wish will do me.

    Invisibility when I so desire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Health for myself and for the people I love.

    To have enough money to ensure a roof over my head and food in my belly.

    For a happy and fulfilling life.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    1 A elephants penis

    2 A night with Ann doyle, my anti aging cream should do wonders

    3 To hang out with Ron Burgundy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Trí wrote: »
    Health for myself and for the people I love.

    To have enough money to ensure a roof over my head and food in my belly.

    For a happy and fulfilling life.

    :)

    Pfffffhhhhh...square.

    I want the world to be made of candyfloss and sherbert with caramel lakes and cola seas. That's one.

    Then I want the ability to fly thanks to some nifty ROCKET LEGS!!!

    Finally, I want an infinite supply of sex from a machine that dispenses attractive people for everyone for free.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The ability to turn back time
    an end to world suffering
    A nice big house with a big garden (mortgage free of course!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Ultimate knowledge, that solves all the problems in the world, and I could tell you anything about the universe you wanted to know.
    Immortality.
    SuperPowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Pfffffhhhhh...square.

    I want the world to be made of candyfloss and sherbert with caramel lakes and cola seas. That's one.

    Then I want the ability to fly thanks to some nifty ROCKET LEGS!!!

    Finally, I want an infinite supply of sex from a machine that dispenses attractive people for everyone for free.

    I wanna change my wishes.. can i have the patent on this as a wish?

    Then i'd be rich.. RICH LIKE THE NAZIS!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Then i'd be rich.. RICH LIKE THE NAZIS!!

    Only took 10 posts. It must be an internet record.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I wanna change my wishes.. can i have the patent on this as a wish?

    Then i'd be rich.. RICH LIKE THE NAZIS!!

    No, for you'd be stealing an idea I've had since I was fifteen. The Phuckbooth 5000 is mine damn it!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    1. The power of persuasion
    2. Good health for my family to their lenghy dying day.
    3. End to wars and starvation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Terry wrote: »
    3 more wishes.

    to paraphrase rachel from friends -there's always one person who wishes for more wishes, and its always a guy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    sam34 wrote: »
    rachel from friends

    She'll be the first person out, once I finish the prototype.



    Oh yeah, it clones people too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Pfffffhhhhh...square.

    I want the world to be made of candyfloss and sherbert with caramel lakes and cola seas. That's one.

    Then I want the ability to fly thanks to some nifty ROCKET LEGS!!!

    Finally, I want an infinite supply of sex from a machine that dispenses attractive people for everyone for free.

    Square shmare - HEY!!!:pac:

    Thems my wishes. It's the little things that are important....

    And hey - look at my last wish. 'a happy and fulfilling life'. Who's to say that fulfilling to me doesn't involve sherbet, caramel, the ability to fly and infinite supplies of sex from attractive people? hmm? HMM??

    Do I wish I made your wishes instead of my own now?.......... Perhaps.....;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    1. to be more motivated in whatever i did (eg - study, work, anything)
    2. to be rich, but appreciate it
    3. for the world to be filled with nice, healthy, non-corrupt, peaceful people, who found a way to bring the economy back to, if not better than, its boom years :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    No, for you'd be stealing an idea I've had since I was fifteen. The Phuckbooth 5000 is mine damn it!

    Can we not share?

    You get your machine. I got my patent, scourge mcduck style money pits and her as my 'head' secretary


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Johnny 5's mode of learning
    Johnny Depp's pulling-power
    and an infinite supply of johnnys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,603 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Ultimate knowledge, that solves all the problems in the world, and I could tell you anything about the universe you wanted to know.

    you're assuming all problems in the world have a solution. anyway, i think that's what the "prize" was at the end of highlander, and that didn't work out too well:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    to be a playa

    for health for every good person

    to be rich


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    1: Wish for a suit like IRONMANS

    2: The power to know exactly the right things to say to any girl to make her want me! :D

    3: A cheese sandwich


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭The Paws


    a home of my own (not sharing! dogs, cats are included of course!)
    travel more
    do well in college...keep on learning for ever

    can i add one more?!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    poisonated wrote: »
    to be a playa

    That can come true:P

    1. To be Rich but not snobby

    2. Have anything I desired.

    3. Unlimited supply of wishes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The Paws wrote: »
    can i add one more?!!

    If you wish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭The Paws


    yes!

    i wish people stop asking me what you got when the exams are over!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    The Paws wrote: »
    yes!

    i wish people stop asking me what you got when the exams are over!!

    This will counteract your 3rd wish because when you do well in college you want everyone to ask so you can rub it in their face that your better!!:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    Health
    Wealth
    Happiness

    For me and my family :)

    Failing that

    Invisibility
    Everlasting youth
    Unlimited wishes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭The Paws


    king-stew wrote: »
    This will counteract your 3rd wish because when you do well in college you want everyone to ask so you can rub it in their face that your better!!:cool:

    How true!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭KillerShamrock


    king-stew wrote: »
    1: Wish for a suit like IRONMANS

    2: The power to know exactly the right things to say to any girl to make her want me! :D

    3: A cheese sandwich

    1 Thats what i would do but you took it

    3 Just had one :p

    Hmm mine would be

    1. To be a real Jedi/sith complete all the powers, skills and with real working lightsaber.

    2. Ruler of the world so i can do what i like and no one can stop me :D

    3. hmm keep this one free in case the other two dont work out too well


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭ballybay_eh


    Pah!

    s_484297.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Perfect health.

    To be able to fly.

    Superhuman strength?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Power of Flight
    No more nuclear weapons
    Freedom from all my insecurities and paranoia


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭haemfire


    2.1

    2.1

    2.1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    A Jill sandwich....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    1) Magical powers.

    that is all you'd ever need.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    Fools, you only need one wish....
    UMLIMITED WISHES:p

    *Edit*
    Already said:p

    3. Unlimited supply of wishes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭flynnser19


    1.money loads and loads of money
    2.great health for life
    3. more wishes lol


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