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Humour in equations!

  • 05-05-2009 11:04am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

    Therefore,

    Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

    In other words,

    Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work



    Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money

    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Men = Donkeys + earn money

    Therefore,

    Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys



    Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend

    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Women = Donkeys + spend

    Therefore,

    Women - spend = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Women that don't spend = Donkeys



    To Conclude:

    From Equation 2 and Equation 3

    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

    So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

    So, we have?

    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

    Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    dak wrote: »
    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

    Therefore,

    Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

    In other words,

    Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work



    Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money

    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Men = Donkeys + earn money

    Therefore,

    Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys



    Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend

    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Women = Donkeys + spend

    Therefore,

    Women - spend = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Women that don't spend = Donkeys



    To Conclude:

    From Equation 2 and Equation 3

    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

    So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

    So, we have?

    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

    Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
    Is there a 'no thanks' button?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Steoob wrote: »
    Is there a 'no thanks' button?

    :rolleyes: That's a very very good idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    Strange i was expecting to see something more like this really..


    women=time x money

    time=Money
    _____
    money= \/evil ---money is the root of all evil

    therefore : women = money X money

    women = money ^2 ----money Squared
    _______
    Women = \/evil ^2
    the root of all evil squared

    Therefore: women = evil...


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