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Remote neighbours

  • 04-05-2009 6:35pm
    #1
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭


    A guy from Stockholm was tired of living in the city, so he moved up to the far north where there's nothing but forests and lakes....almost no people lives there.

    After a couple of months of solitude, another man walked past his house. Apparently he was living on the other side of the mountain, so they were "neighbours".

    The neighbour invited the city guy to a party at his place the next evening, and the city guy thought: "Why the hell not, I haven't met people for 4 months"..."OK, I'll be there"

    Then the local guy said: "I have to warn you mate, there will be loads of drinking..."

    "No probs", said the city guy, cause he had been at parties before...

    "I have to warn you, that there can be fighting too...", said the local guy.

    "No worries", said the city guy. He had been in lots of fights when he lived in the city, and figured he would be able to handle himself.

    "There probably will be lots of wild sex too...", said the local guy.

    "Great!!!", said the city guy, who hadn't had sex for months...

    So the local guy walked away, and then the city guy shouted after him:

    "Do I have to dress up for this party...?"

    "Oh, no...that's not necessary.....it's just gonna be you and me", shouted the local guy back....


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