quick defense

themenniss

right now what's the closest thing that to you NOW that you could use to fight off a Z.
mine is the neck of an old bass guitar, it's a tapered neck so it's heavier at one end so it makes a good club, as for risk of it breaking: the truss rod runs the lengh of the neck which makes it pretty strong. so for improvised weaponry it's not that bad for a 16 year-old
post yours now.

irishmic

a lump of trusty 4x2 wood post should be grand as long as its not a swarm and just a single z

themenniss

yeah we're talking single Z as a first encounter, so you really were not aware of their presence and therefore with no preparation you grab the closest thing that you used to defend yourself.

nVid

Xbox 360 is a brick so...

themenniss

nVid wrote: »

Xbox 360 is a brick so...

aye but once you've thrown it that's it

nVid

themenniss wrote: »

aye but once you've thrown it that's it

No no, the power plug is attached so I'll wind it back and throw again lol

themenniss

nVid wrote: »

No no, the power plug is attached so I'll wind it back and throw again lol

fair enough but you could always do with something better

Scrambled egg

Well there is a power drill sitting in a box beside my foot so ...

Valmont

I have a barbell which would at least keep it far away from me until I could swing for the head.

ScumLord

A computer!
A printer.
Various lumps of steel and aluminium.
A server.
Various lumps of old computer.
a few actuators.
An old man.

SmileyPaul

choice of machete or thai fighting sword :P
otherwise.... a 4 year old

Kromdar

airsoft rifle. though prolly use it as a bat instead. umm. a hurl, or maybe a metal t-square. or even a [broken] bottle of jameson. tho i would have to drink the contents first, which may affect my brain. might come out lookin like a zombie anyway, shamblin around, covered in blood...

Nerin

*looks around*
ok , if im at home- samurai sword, short sword, two long knifes, a hatchet (thats really cool and has a hammer/nail puller at the back), crossbow, random heavy statues to whomp with....

if im at work- all sorts of axes, mauls, sledge hammer handles, pointy things etc.

themenniss

well i'm getting my a$$ kicked as far as quick defense goes

Kiith

Nerin wrote: »

*looks around*
ok , if im at home- samurai sword, short sword, two long knifes, a hatchet (thats really cool and has a hammer/nail puller at the back), crossbow, random heavy statues to whomp with....

if im at work- all sorts of axes, mauls, sledge hammer handles, pointy things etc.

Are you like a serial killer, who works as a serial killer? :eek:

Nerin

Kiith wrote: »

Are you like a serial killer, who works as a serial killer? :eek:

>_>

<_<

a hunter....of sorts...

smegmar

Nerin wrote: »

>_>

<_<

a hunter....of sorts...

of Vampires??.....made of metal...?

cyberwolf77

My pocket knife(4 inch blade), carpet sweeper, chair I'm sitting on, small table.

dara95

A ****ING MACHINE GUN!!!!!

Musashi

Remington rifle, Steyr rifle, hatchet, golok, Kukri, Ka Bar, assorted white wax wood sticks (bo and jo), nylon tyre thumpers and Escrima sticks...

stuff like that unless I get to my shed!

themenniss

Musashi wrote: »

Remington rifle, Steyr rifle, hatchet, golok, Kukri, Ka Bar, assorted white wax wood sticks (bo and jo), nylon tyre thumpers and Escrima sticks...

stuff like that unless I get to my shed!

all within reach of you now?

ScumLord

themenniss wrote: »

all within reach of you now?

Of course he does, some people have the dedication to take Rambo seriously.

Nerin

I should really invest in some guns...

Musashi

I might have to take a step like?

Gun locker is in the spare room with my PC and some of my knife collection.

A bunch of martial arts weapons are stored here and tools are out in the shed, I'd prefer my 24oz. hammer to a crowbar!

















It's good to be prepared!

Scrambled egg

Musashi wrote: »

I might have to take a step like?

Gun locker is in the spare room with my PC and some of my knife collection.

A bunch of martial arts weapons are stored here and tools are out in the shed, I'd prefer my 24oz. hammer to a crowbar!

















It's good to be prepared!

lol R2D2 in several of the picutres

Kid V

My CD collection would come in handy. Of course there'd be much indecision at which discs to throw at zombies and they'd probably get me when i refuse to throw Beatles albums at them but i'd go down fighting. Zombie scum!

Ideally i'd shoot them with a frickin 12 gauge

blog_blog_blog

aluminium bat quick and light. Thats some collection . Full bore and nice selection of knifes. Dont know bout you but i,d rather rifle, mach n kosh, than the 5 bags of plasters:D

ScumLord

Musashi wrote: »

I might have to take a step like?

Gun locker is in the spare room with my PC and some of my knife collection.

A bunch of martial arts weapons are stored here and tools are out in the shed, I'd prefer my 24oz. hammer to a crowbar!



















It's good to be prepared!

lol Zombies/Russians/aliens your ready.

SmileyPaul

musashi, I like the way you have a bag of compost in the background of one of your pics :P
never know when you'll have to make a home made bomb... good thinkin

Musashi

Just grabbed a pic of my newest baby!



Remington 700 Sondero chambered for .220 Swift, flat shooter for ranged sniping type shots. The two right hand knives are from Cold Steel, on the right is a Buck General and bottom is an old Wakizashi a mate of my Father's was given by his auld lad.

Given how often I've almost set fire to myself with petrol when I was clearing a building site, I think improvised munitions are a no-go for me!

Nerin

And i thought i had a well rounded inventory..

Micky Dolenz

I'm afraid, very afraid. Not of the preveiling Zed horde but ye guys and yer guns and knifes :eek:

themenniss

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'm afraid, very afraid. Not of the preveiling Zed horde but ye guys and yer guns and knifes :eek:

you don't have to worry about me i've just got a super stick!

Valmont

haha, I have a brand spanking new Savage Arms mark II GL .22 rifle, no zed is getting near my cabin.

Valmont

EDIT: EVERYONE TO MUSASHI'S HOUSE!

Micky Dolenz

Valmont wrote: »

haha, I have a brand spanking new Savage Arms mark II GL .22 rifle, no zed is getting near my cabin.

Valmont wrote: »

EDIT: EVERYONE TO MUSASHI'S HOUSE!

*Banjo music being played in the background*

Ah cheers mate, but I'll pass on the cabin :pac::pac::pac:

ScumLord

I've noticed one problem with your arsenal Musashi. While your well covered on the knife and bludgeoning weapons. One bullet just won't cut it.

pandemonium

Wrought iron lamp,not too heavy but has sharp corners, a curling tongs, a scissors, some mofo stilletoes, a paper weight. And a chefs knives set. Doesn't compare to some of ye're inventories but i think i could handle 1 Z in my room ha

themenniss

pandemonium wrote: »

Wrought iron lamp,not too heavy but has sharp corners, a curling tongs, a scissors, some mofo stilletoes, a paper weight. And a chefs knives set. Doesn't compare to some of ye're inventories but i think i could handle 1 Z in my room ha

depends, i would use the lamp as it gives the Z less of an opportunity to get within grabbin (=nomnomnom) distance. but how long is that lamp cause if it's small then it still ain't perfect.

pandemonium

About 4 feet high but light enough that i can lift it and its got a nice swing, so i think i'd be ok,well hope so
Nomnomnom??

Kromdar

pandemonium wrote: »

About 4 feet high but light enough that i can lift it and its got a nice swing, so i think i'd be ok,well hope so
Nomnomnom??

NomNomNom

pandemonium

Wont let me watch

Micky Dolenz

pandemonium wrote: »

Wont let me watch

doggin again? :pac::pac::pac:

lydabryant

I thought this was about DEFENSE?
You guys are so war freak! LOL!
Lock up all your doors...
Do some extra barricading....
Find house with Big Gates and No windows... hmmmm.....
Go to JAIL! LOL! :P

Nerin

Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.
^_^

pandemonium

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

doggin again? :pac::pac::pac:

Haha god, i actually found out recently theres like 9 official dogging sites in clare, and 3 in my prospective college campus

pandemonium

lydabryant wrote: »

I thought this was about DEFENSE?
You guys are so war freak! LOL!
Lock up all your doors...
Do some extra barricading....
Find house with Big Gates and No windows... hmmmm.....
Go to JAIL! LOL! :P

Jail would suck! If there was an outbreak the guards would probably abandon, either release the prisoners or leave them locked in their cells,either starvation or an all out turf war over who's in charge probably resulting in casualties. Wouldn't fancy it. God i watch too many prison movies

SmileyPaul

pandemonium wrote: »

Jail would suck! If there was an outbreak the guards would probably abandon, either release the prisoners or leave them locked in their cells,either starvation or an all out turf war over who's in charge probably resulting in casualties. Wouldn't fancy it. God i watch too many prison movies

head to a prison two months after? either all will be dead in cells... or we can give them a girl and we'll become gods among the organised chaos XD

pandemonium

So long as that girls not me!

cyberwolf77

Nerin wrote: »

Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.
^_^

Hey diddle, go straight up the middle with a heavy object in each hand. That's what I call defense.