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Virgin Rage

  • 04-05-2009 12:40pm
    #1
    good gook food
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭


    Anyone else feel frustrated when trying to attract a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up?

    I'v been on this love quest for about 4 years now.


Comments

  • #2
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    You're in the wrong country my friend.

    (PS: Virgins are really bad at sex. Are you a big fan of crap sex or something?)


  • #3
    Poccington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Poccington


    Oh good lord...


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Eh? I'm not sure i get you?


  • #5
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    That's like Martyrdom, why would you want 72 virgins when you can have one slapper who know's what she's doing?

    Why would anyone go looking specifically for an intact hymen?


  • #6
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Ehhhh wha??


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  • #7
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Grooming?

    :mad:


  • #8
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Join a cult.


  • #9
    good gook food
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭good gook food


    I just want a truly Boyfriend-free girl, before Im too old, Its to conceive my daughter more then anything to name after my sister who died last year.

    My family needs it and they rely on me.


  • #10
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Ahaaaaa...

    (Ok, not very subtle)


  • #11
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    connundrum wrote: »
    Grooming?

    :mad:
    I dont have any hair :(


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  • #12
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    tescos up the north are doing a two for the price of one at the moment.....try there!


  • #13
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    So, you want a Girlfriend, so you can have a Kid, because your family want one?

    What if you get her Pregnant and she has a Boy?


    (I am aware this is a Troll Thread!!!)


  • #14
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Go suck a lemon.


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