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Domestically Challenged

  • 03-05-2009 9:19pm
    #1
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭


    I'm domestically challenged and thus fail miserably at all domestic activities. First there was the week of disasters over Christmas when I got stuck into Jamie Oliver's Ministry of Food cookbook and right now I'm contemplating calling the doctor as I cleaned the entire kitchen in work with what I thought was Mr. Muscle but was actually pure bleach. My hands are all red and it is quite sore.

    Has anyone else got any funny stories along these lines?


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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My wife beat me until i got things right, enjoyed the beatings as well,:)

    By the way, your sig link is closely related to my 2112.


  • #3
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    It won't let me access it


  • #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Oh I ammm sooooo not domesticated.


    I pee on carpets, chew your shoes, dump on your flowerbeds and ride your leg :pac:


  • #5
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Valmont wrote: »
    It won't let me access it

    Sorry, that is only used as a link.
    2112 is a concept song by Rush based on Ayn Rand's Anthem.;)

    A lot of their earlier work is based on Objectivism.


  • #6
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I pee on carpets, chew your shoes, dump on your flowerbeds and ride your leg :pac:

    The Sex and Sexuality forum is probably the best place to discuss your fetishes.


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  • #7
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    I never thought that my cooking was Cordon Bleu really.

    The Missus says it should be 'cordoned off':eek::eek:

    Made a curry for her once & she got a suntan looking in the bowl.


  • #8
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I pee on carpets, chew your shoes, dump on your flowerbeds and ride your leg :pac:
    I'll put down newspapers(and set up a webcam for Dutch viewers), go barefoot, the plants will welcome the nutrients and well.... work away.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #9
    Lilyblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    Marry someone who is a Domestic God / Goddess and your sorted!


  • #10
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    Ah...those people who use their smoke alarms as cooking timers.


  • #11
    Lilyblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    Firetrap wrote: »
    Ah...those people who use their smoke alarms as cooking timers.

    We've been rumbled :eek: :pac:


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  • #12
    jos28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,220 ✭✭✭jos28


    Kim and Aggie will teach you all you need to know
    http://www.channel4.com/4homes/cleaning/household-surfaces/index.html


  • #13
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh I ammm sooooo not domesticated.


    I pee on carpets, chew your shoes, dump on your flowerbeds and ride your leg :pac:

    Is it wrong that I'm turned on by that?


  • #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Valmont wrote: »
    I'm domestically challenged and thus fail miserably at all domestic activities. First there was the week of disasters over Christmas when I got stuck into Jamie Oliver's Ministry of Food cookbook and right now I'm contemplating calling the doctor as I cleaned the entire kitchen in work with what I thought was Mr. Muscle but was actually pure bleach. My hands are all red and it is quite sore.

    Has anyone else got any funny stories along these lines?
    Your IQ was what again?

    ;)


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