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Lads im actually an Alien...Do you care?

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  • 01-05-2009 7:50pm
    #1
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭


    Well do you? I'm sitting here in outer space hacking into your "internet". Do you actually care? Might come down and say hello tomorrow....anyone ask me in for tea?

    You might not have got this from my post...
    BUT IM AN ALIEN!!

    Would you care if its true that im an alien? 19 votes

    Yes get out of my galaxy alien scum
    0% 0 votes
    I like aliens... sexy aliens!
    10% 2 votes
    I have no opinion on the matter as im a prude
    78% 15 votes
    Sounds like a lot of effort and im lazy...
    10% 2 votes


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    #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Poll should be public

    ....now get out scum.


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    #3
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Have you nice boobs?


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    #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    this is a private poll?

    I don't read anything that says that


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    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    aphex-twin-i-care-because-you-do-front.jpg.

    Genealogy Forum Mod



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    #6
    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    sexy-alien.jpg

    If this is you then id roid ya


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,061 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The important question is if you are an illegal alien or not ?


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    intersteller communicatiion with non-space travelling races is strictly forbiddon

    this is to allow each planet to develope it's own unique life and culture


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    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    So you are one of grandiloquent alieans....?


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    if I was and I told you and word got
    the interstellar pinwheel race would destroy my races planet
    so I would never tell you


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    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Are you from a Hermaphrodite planet??


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    #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    This interview is over.


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    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    I take it you have limited intelligence ET.


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    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    don't care as long as you don't bring star flu with you...


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    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Hasent got enough intelligence to get the flu,stupid aliean.


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    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Yeah tea is cool. Bring space biscuits.


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    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    My tea is glowing(blue tinge to it mmhh),it must be the good vibes coming from LEINSTER..


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    #18
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    How do i change my poll from private? I thought it was on public? By the way i invaded last night. Not much resistance on your red planet, in fact i cant find any of ye. Come out to "play"?


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,061 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    we were here first, now fup off and find your own race of docile monkey brains to assimilate
    took us ages to engineer the opposible thumbs ( Galactic Patent Pending )


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Mexican_crab.jpg
    A chance discovery in Mexico leads Cornell scientist to rewrite fossil history of shell-breaking crab
    http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/April08/Dietl.kr.html


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    #21
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Planet of the Crabs..!!!!!


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    holly1 wrote: »
    Planet of the Crabs..!!!!!
    /sigh

    Has Bicycle Bertha got loose again then? :(


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    #23
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I don't understand vindictive people
    it was never a crowd I wanted to hang out with
    so another is trapped
    so sad

    they say they have their good points and are at time friendly
    that the poison should be taken with the good

    yet people here are not that way

    oh I suppose it's all for show
    to tap the anger to bleed that energy and income

    but I haven't seen it here
    nor is the an invitation
    just an observation
    people don't have to be mean


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    #24
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    I read this as "I'm actually Lily Allen...Do you care?"


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    #25
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    who's Lilly Allan?


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    #26
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Whos Matt Holck??


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    #27
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Holly1 banned for bad grammar leeving out the '


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    #28
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''


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    #29
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Oh My God!!!!!!!!!! Its a Surfeit of Apostrophe's


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    #30
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    an implausible colossal posse of apostrophes


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