Lads im actually an Alien...Do you care?

TheInquisitor · 01-05-2009 6:50pm #1

Well do you? I'm sitting here in outer space hacking into your "internet". Do you actually care? Might come down and say hello tomorrow....anyone ask me in for tea?

You might not have got this from my post...

BUT IM AN ALIEN!!

Jesus Wept · 01-05-2009 7:52pm

Poll should be public

....now get out scum.

2 stroke · 01-05-2009 11:03pm

Have you nice boobs?

Matt Holck · 01-05-2009 11:03pm

this is a private poll?

I don't read anything that says that

Hermy · 01-05-2009 11:23pm

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Hogzy · 01-05-2009 11:29pm

If this is you then id roid ya

Capt'n Midnight · 02-05-2009 1:00am

The important question is if you are an illegal alien or not ?

Matt Holck · 02-05-2009 2:55am

intersteller communicatiion with non-space travelling races is strictly forbiddon

this is to allow each planet to develope it's own unique life and culture

holly1 · 02-05-2009 8:41am

So you are one of grandiloquent alieans....?

Matt Holck · 02-05-2009 8:48am

if I was and I told you and word got
the interstellar pinwheel race would destroy my races planet
so I would never tell you

holly1 · 02-05-2009 8:51am

Are you from a Hermaphrodite planet??

Matt Holck · 02-05-2009 8:53am

This interview is over.

holly1 · 02-05-2009 9:00am

I take it you have limited intelligence ET.

Doctor DooM · 02-05-2009 9:05am

don't care as long as you don't bring star flu with you...

holly1 · 02-05-2009 9:15am

Hasent got enough intelligence to get the flu,stupid aliean.

homah_7ft · 02-05-2009 3:12pm

Yeah tea is cool. Bring space biscuits.

holly1 · 02-05-2009 10:54pm

My tea is glowing(blue tinge to it mmhh),it must be the good vibes coming from LEINSTER..

TheInquisitor · 03-05-2009 12:11pm

How do i change my poll from private? I thought it was on public? By the way i invaded last night. Not much resistance on your red planet, in fact i cant find any of ye. Come out to "play"?

Capt'n Midnight · 03-05-2009 1:00pm

we were here first, now fup off and find your own race of docile monkey brains to assimilate
took us ages to engineer the opposible thumbs ( Galactic Patent Pending )

Matt Holck · 04-05-2009 12:01am

A chance discovery in Mexico leads Cornell scientist to rewrite fossil history of shell-breaking crab

http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/April08/Dietl.kr.html

holly1 · 04-05-2009 3:22am

Planet of the Crabs..!!!!!

randylonghorn · 04-05-2009 11:37pm

holly1 wrote: »

Planet of the Crabs..!!!!!

/sigh

Has Bicycle Bertha got loose again then?

Matt Holck · 04-05-2009 11:50pm

I don't understand vindictive people
it was never a crowd I wanted to hang out with
so another is trapped
so sad

they say they have their good points and are at time friendly
that the poison should be taken with the good

yet people here are not that way

oh I suppose it's all for show
to tap the anger to bleed that energy and income

but I haven't seen it here
nor is the an invitation
just an observation
people don't have to be mean

zuroph · 04-05-2009 11:54pm

I read this as "I'm actually Lily Allen...Do you care?"

Matt Holck · 05-05-2009 12:00am

who's Lilly Allan?

holly1 · 05-05-2009 8:22am

Whos Matt Holck??

colrow · 05-05-2009 9:14am

Holly1 banned for bad grammar leeving out the '

holly1 · 05-05-2009 9:27am

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colrow · 05-05-2009 9:31am

Oh My God!!!!!!!!!! Its a Surfeit of Apostrophe's

Matt Holck · 05-05-2009 9:47am

an implausible colossal posse of apostrophes

Lads im actually an Alien...Do you care?

Would you care if its true that im an alien? 19 votes

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